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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Gonz posted:

Rest in Pieces, Utah Utes.

Also *raises voice several octaves* see you in Hell, Ohio State!

You fool, you foolish fool

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
1. gently caress USC

2. gently caress Ohio State

3. Death to Ohio State.

Alhamdulillah

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Today, USC truly became a B1G team.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
There's like a 2% chance of it happening

but a Michigan-tOSU rematch for the national championship would be hilarious

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Just take Williams out

Edit: Of the game, not like murder him

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

facialimpediment posted:

There's like a 2% chance of it happening

but a Michigan-tOSU rematch for the national championship would be hilarious

Finally fulfilling the promise of 2006

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


PostNouveau posted:

Just take Williams out

Edit: Of the game, not like murder him

I thought of this joke before you did your edit so I'm posting it anyways.

Utah is trying their best, but Riley refuses to cooperate.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Wait what the hell happened in that game?! Last I saw USC seemed to be cruising at 17-3 :stare:

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Utah to the PAC-12 is the most successful conference move of the 21st century, no?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
This USC motherfucker had like 3 of these tonight

https://twitter.com/CFBBluePrint/status/1598893857877262338

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Sash! posted:

I was three credits away from having a digital forensics degree way back when and bailed out the day I had the realization that I would probably just spend my day looking for stuff I didn't want to see. I don't know how people do it.

That seems like the kind of career field where somewhere around a 200 level course the warning is baked in that you want to make sure this is really, really something you want to be doing

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Dango Bango posted:

Wait what the hell happened in that game?! Last I saw USC seemed to be cruising at 17-3 :stare:

USC being held to a field goal completely broke them physically and mentally.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Dude, you are not big enough

https://twitter.com/CalenBullock/status/1597660409737412614

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

It’s kind of funny that we might see Utah and TCU win their respective conference championships for the second time in the same year as Nebraska (yet to win a Big Ten Championship) hits rock bottom.

edit: they all moved conferences within a year of each other

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Georgia is basically that Utah team if they were all 5-stars. USC would lose by 50.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

DC Murderverse posted:

It’s kind of funny that we might see Utah and TCU win their respective conference championships for the second time in the same year as Nebraska (yet to win a Big Ten Championship) hits rock bottom.

TCU’s never won the conference outright. They technically have a share of the 2013 title but didn’t receive the Big 12 autobid.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Gonz posted:

1. gently caress USC

2. gently caress Ohio State

3. Death to Ohio State.

Alhamdulillah

He’s right folks

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Dango Bango posted:

Wait what the hell happened in that game?! Last I saw USC seemed to be cruising at 17-3 :stare:

USC terrible defense finally came back to bite them

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Lincoln Riley at the time he took the USC job was willingly accepting playing Utah every year.

Saved by the Big 10 move eventually, but Utah seems like they were designed from the ground up specifically to beat Lincoln Riley teams.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

No coach on earth has failed upward more successfully than Alex Grinch

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Riley deserves every bad thing that happens to him after he massacred that brisket

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

Lincoln Riley at the time he took the USC job was willingly accepting playing Utah every year.

Saved by the Big 10 move eventually, but Utah seems like they were designed from the ground up specifically to beat Lincoln Riley teams.

Hes going to get destroyed by Ohio state and Michigan lol

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Metapod posted:

Hes going to get destroyed by Ohio state and Michigan lol

Day is chubby Lincoln Riley

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Day is chubby Lincoln Riley

Day was smart enough to not retain Alex Grinch at least.

This is the nicest thing I have said about Ryan Day in a week.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

I last checked the score when talking with my old man and he was describing Utah tying it up at halftime.

I see the second half was the Trojans getting fed into a wood chipper. You hate to see it.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

So who I I send the check to in order to ensure the toads get yeeted off a cliff?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

harperdc posted:

I see the second half was the Trojans getting fed into a wood chipper. You love to see it.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Gonz posted:

1. gently caress USC

2. gently caress Ohio State

3. Death to Ohio State.

Alhamdulillah

ya this person gets it ^^^^^^

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I have no idea who USC #7 is, but mega yikes there

hit the tackling sled in the off season my dude

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Henchman of Santa posted:

Georgia is basically that Utah team if they were all 5-stars. USC would lose by 50.

Utah would have beat them by 50 if they didn't sleepwalk through the first quarter

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
So who even wins the Heisman, now?

Max Duggan?

CJ Stroud and Caleb Williams have disqualified themselves due to their teams' shameful final games. Corum only had a shot if he didn't get hurt.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Gonz posted:

So who even wins the Heisman, now?

Max Duggan?

CJ Stroud and Caleb Williams have disqualified themselves due to their teams' shameful final games. Corum only had a shot if he didn't get hurt.

If Duggan has a great game, probably him. Otherwise I think Caleb is still going to win because he played a gutsy game and there’s probably a lot of votes for him that have already been turned in.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Yeah this game solidified Williams if anything

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Someone should start a conspiracy that Williams knew what was coming and started fake limping at some point so “bad game/beat down” would get turned into “gutsy performance” to keep from fumbling his trophy

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

General Dog posted:

Utah to the PAC-12 is the most successful conference move of the 21st century, no?

Someone broke the stats down on it on the radio once and yeah and it wasn't even close. The fact that they also just hit the ground running in all the other sports too helps too.

Grittybeard posted:

Lincoln Riley at the time he took the USC job was willingly accepting playing Utah every year.

Saved by the Big 10 move eventually, but Utah seems like they were designed from the ground up specifically to beat Lincoln Riley teams.

Utah finding a way to be the rock to whatever the best Pac-12 team's scissors is every year has really been something. Although unfortunately that also is the case when they are the best Pac 12 team.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Kyle Whittingham won’t be there forever, but it’s been remarkable how good a job he’s done since Urban left for Gainesville.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

is there any chance florida goes to the CFP since we beat utah?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Gonz posted:

So who even wins the Heisman, now?

Bijan Robinson should imo. And I'm saying that as someone who despises Texas.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Ehud posted:

is there any chance florida goes to the CFP since we beat utah?

We should get the PAC12 trophy.

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LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Ehud posted:

is there any chance florida goes to the CFP since we beat utah?

:hmmyes:

What different paths these teams took after week one.

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