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Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Well now we have a more convenient place to shitpost about the ancient world

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Fond memories of Fistful of Aliens.

Those are M.U.S.C.L.E. figures. In the west, anyway.

Kinkeshi in Japan.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

MuffiTuffiWuffi posted:

Huh, thanks for pointing that out.
As a casual armchair historian I really liked "The Adventures of Ibn Battuta" by Ross E Dunn.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Translatio_imperii

huh, norway is the third troy

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


yeah per snorri, all the trojans went north and became the norse gods

somehow not part of the god of war games

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Ynglings liked that because it allowed them to continue to claim descent from the gods without it being heathenry.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yeah, well, didn't save them from Anakin's lightsaber

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
So after going to an auction this weekend where I bought a 15th century Halberd,. I've fallen down a hole of other antiques. How legimate is old, like pre-16th jewelry or is this going to a looting or fake stuff.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I have no idea about how to buy it responsibly, I would imagine there are sources for non-looted ones but it's not something I've ever looked into.

Some of it is legit, jewelry made of silver/gold isn't going anywhere and is the sort of thing that gets buried when raiders come through town and never recovered, so it turns up. I'm sure lots of fakes of course.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

sbaldrick posted:

So after going to an auction this weekend where I bought a 15th century Halberd,. I've fallen down a hole of other antiques. How legimate is old, like pre-16th jewelry or is this going to a looting or fake stuff.

Stick with sellers you trust, I guess. Newbies are the minnows the sharks feed on.

Unless you have the eye or investigative skills to spot a forgery or a fake provenance, you're going to be easy to exploit - so rely on somebody else's skills that you trust.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Christies periodically has it, and it is very fun to look at their photos

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Here in Iceland anything older than a hundred years is automatically protected and can't be owned privately and must be surrendered to the National Museum.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

FreudianSlippers posted:

Here in Iceland anything older than a hundred years is automatically protected and can't be owned privately and must be surrendered to the National Museum.

Like, that you find? Or does anyone who forgets to demolish and rebuild their 99 year old house (or their 99 year old grandmother) have a funny surprise?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

100+ year old houses are protected and can't be altered without permission.

However there are several cases of contractors just demolishing protected houses and going "oopsy silly me I didn't realise what I was doing. Sorry" and facing no real consequences because of deeply ingrained and widespread political corruption

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




FreudianSlippers posted:

Here in Iceland anything older than a hundred years is automatically protected and can't be owned privately and must be surrendered to the National Museum.

Same in Norway. It doesn't even have to be that old, the wreck of the Blücher for example is officially protected as both a cultural heritage site and a burial site.

Chopstix
Nov 20, 2002

Deteriorata posted:

Stick with sellers you trust, I guess. Newbies are the minnows the sharks feed on.

Unless you have the eye or investigative skills to spot a forgery or a fake provenance, you're going to be easy to exploit - so rely on somebody else's skills that you trust.

Also important; the price and overpaying as a newbie

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Alhazred posted:

Same in Norway. It doesn't even have to be that old, the wreck of the Blücher

*horses whinny*

Alhazred posted:

for example is officially protected as both a cultural heritage site and a burial site.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

FreudianSlippers posted:

100+ year old houses are protected and can't be altered without permission.

However there are several cases of contractors just demolishing protected houses and going "oopsy silly me I didn't realise what I was doing. Sorry" and facing no real consequences because of deeply ingrained and widespread political corruption

"Deeply ingrained and widespread political corruption" is not something I would've ever associated with Iceland. I'd love to hear more about it, were this an appropriate place to discuss.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Totally un Rome related post:

Judgy Fucker posted:

"Deeply ingrained and widespread political corruption" is not something I would've ever associated with Iceland. I'd love to hear more about it, were this an appropriate place to discuss.

I was being slightly dramatic but it's basically that as a side-effect having such a small population a small city in most countries nepotism is basically the norm rather then the exception and things that people need to resign for in most other countries are usually swept under the rug. Almost everyone with any degree of power in both the private and public sectors are related* and look after each other.

This famously made Iceland collapse slightly more than most places outside of maybe Greece during 2008 because when the banks were privatized around the turn of the milleninum they were specifically sold to people with direct ties to the government who then proceeded to rob the banks from the inside by giving themselves or their other businesses huge loans with no intention of ever paying them off. This might be repeating itself. Recently shares in a government owned bank were sold at sizable discount and only to a select group of well connected investors, including the father of the current Finance Minister (who has himself been involved in I think four of five separate corruption scandals without any of them affecting his political career for longer then a few weeks.) as well as several people involved in the previous privatization scandal. It also came to light that many investors had given committee in charge of selecting investors various gifts. Gifts are not bribes because they were in the form of expensive wines, invitations to fancy dinners, or even huge boxes fireworks, and not actually cash. Of course most of the investors sold their shares for a profit shortly after when the discount was no longer in effect.

Similarly in the 80s and 90s when huge changes were made to fishing quotas the new system was specifically tailored to the interests of the largest fishing companies when the minister in charge of implementing this new system was not only part of a family that owned one of these fishing corporations but had shares in the business himself. Essentially handing his family, and himself, millions. Samherji, the largest fishery in Iceland, was recently caught bribing officials in Namibia for the privilege of fishing in their waters (with both the bribes and any money made from fish caught in Nambian waters being funneled through offshore accounts to ensure they didn't have to pay any taxes of the money they made from exploiting Namibia). In Namibia this has been treated very seriously and the bribed officials were arrested and are being charged. In Iceland the only people even interrogated where the journalists who broke the story. The Minister of Fisheries at the time this broke was a close personal friend of the founder and CEO of Samherji and when the news broke called him to console him for having been caught.

There is also the fact that for decades you couldn't get any sort of promotion within the police unless you were card carrying member of the Independence Party, the right-wing ruling party in 22 of the 31 governments Iceland has had since 1944 usually with around 30% of the vote. Essentially making the police an extension of one specific political party which itself exists largely to further the interests of one specific family (the Engey clan which has spawned two Prime Ministers, several other ministers, and too many business moguls to count). I'm told it's not as bad today and maybe only 95% of cops are party related. Additionally almost every judge and prosecutor now working was appointed by the party so they basically control the entire justice system.

Relatedly two alt-right young men were recently arrested suspected of planning a mass shooting. Some of the guns they were allegedly going to use in their rampage were sold to them by the father of the State Police Chief, who is an outspoken xenophobe and gunsmith who sells legally gray weapons to "collectors". When the police asked him about some illegally modified semi-automatic guns he sold to the suspects he basically just told them "Don't you know who my daughter is?" and got off scot-free. Though I supposed them actually asking him is a big step forward.

Those are the larger types of corruption. The more everyday corruption is that if you have the right familial, political, or business ties you can get away with bending the laws as much as you want as long as you don't break them too much.


tl:dr
Decades of nepotism as a guiding ideology in almost all sectors of society have lead to frequent corruption scandals none of which really have any long term consequences as the system is shaped around these things not being prosecuted or even being legalized leading to the oft used phrase of something someone in power did being "Löglegt en siðlaust" or "Legal but immoral".










*All Icelanders are of course related but some are more related than others. The average person is 8-9th cousins with most other people with the last common ancestor usually being some random 18th century peasant.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Nov 29, 2022

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

We have some very nice public swimming pools though.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
This is actually very relevant to the thread. Government by obligatory nepotism and favors-for-favors because everyone knows each other/is their nth cousin is exactly how the Roman republic worked

FreudianSlippers posted:

We have some very nice public swimming pools though.

Also thread relevant!

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

FreudianSlippers posted:

Totally un Rome related post:

I very much appreciate this thorough write-up, thank you :)

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


reykjavik is the fourth rome, change my mind

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abq3766 New paper on the tin from the Uluburun shipwreck (an enormous late bronze age shipwreck from near the Aegean carrying about one metric ton of tin, among many other things) finds that one third of it came from Uzbekistan. Long distance trade in tin was already known to be a thing, but its still pretty wild to see exactly how much tin was moving long distances.

Edit: There's a cool map in the article. The sites with the hammers are tin sources, it discusses the ones in Europe but dismisses them as possibilities, which is why those ones are labelled, but the site they identified from Uzbekistan as one of the tin sources is Musiston I think.

CrypticFox fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Dec 3, 2022

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

CrypticFox posted:

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abq3766 New paper on the tin from the Uluburun shipwreck (an enormous late bronze age shipwreck from near the Aegean carrying about one metric ton of tin, among many other things) finds that one third of it came from Uzbekistan. Long distance trade in tin was already known to be a thing, but its still pretty wild to see exactly how much tin was moving long distances.

Edit: There's a cool map in the article. The sites with the hammers are tin sources, it discusses the ones in Europe but dismisses them as possibilities, which is why those ones are labelled, but the site they identified from Uzbekistan as one of the tin sources is Musiston I think.


This is awesome, thank you for sharing. Was tin only used for bronzeworking or did it have other uses?

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

This is awesome, thank you for sharing. Was tin only used for bronzeworking or did it have other uses?

I think it was mostly just for bronzeworking, especially the tin in that shipwreck, since they found c. 10 tons of copper and c. 1 ton of tin in the shipwreck, which is the correct 10 to 1 ratio needed for making bronze.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

This is awesome, thank you for sharing. Was tin only used for bronzeworking or did it have other uses?

It's also used for pewter, mostly used for tableware. It was known in the bronze age, but I don't know how extensively it was used.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


CrypticFox posted:

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abq3766 New paper on the tin from the Uluburun shipwreck (an enormous late bronze age shipwreck from near the Aegean carrying about one metric ton of tin, among many other things) finds that one third of it came from Uzbekistan. Long distance trade in tin was already known to be a thing, but its still pretty wild to see exactly how much tin was moving long distances.

Edit: There's a cool map in the article. The sites with the hammers are tin sources, it discusses the ones in Europe but dismisses them as possibilities, which is why those ones are labelled, but the site they identified from Uzbekistan as one of the tin sources is Musiston I think.



oh this is super loving cool hell yeah

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Tunicate posted:

yeah per snorri, all the trojans went north and became the norse gods

somehow not part of the god of war games

Touching on this, and I guess relevant to ancient history by historiography - how did medieval and renaissance scholars think of the Trojan war, especially in terms of factuality? In contrast to pagan Greeks and Romans, who I assume would have seen it and it's divine involvement as more of less factual, right?

Snorri was a 15th Century Christian so presumably he didn't believe it was true that Achilles and Agamemnon, etc were the literal descendant of gods.

So would Christian and Muslim scholars of his time have seen it as basically fictional or mythology, a heavily narrative version of a real war, or literally accurate to the Illiad except for the divine bits?

Or would they have said "oh yeah Achilles was invincible but that was the work of Satan actually. Mmm yeah Pagans are just like that. Loved Satan they did. Good writers though."

Alternatively they might have had a very different lens looking at historiography than we do but I'm curious how someone like Snorri would have squared the Ynglings being Trojans as important with the Trojans being, at best, some very well documented famous guys to him.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Elements of the Greek myth-history were accepted by late-antique Christianity, but with an interestingly skeptic eye. Like Jerome’s Chronicon contains entries for the war of the centaurs and lapiths, or Hercules slaying the hydra, but also contains notes from Hellenistic scholars who took issue with the literality of the myth, “Palaephatus says the centaurs were just knights of Thessaly”, “Plato says the hydra was a trick”. But the basic idea that there was a king Agamemnon who led the Greeks to conquer Troy doesn’t seem to have occurred to him to dispute.

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

FreudianSlippers posted:

I was being slightly dramatic

Given the rest of your post I don't think you were

quote:

*All Icelanders are of course related but some are more related than others.

This explains a lot about the one Icelandic person I've gotten to know. I'm assuming she was one of the "more related" ones.

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



The English royals claimed to be descended from Aeneas for centuries

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

MinistryofLard posted:

Touching on this, and I guess relevant to ancient history by historiography - how did medieval and renaissance scholars think of the Trojan war, especially in terms of factuality? In contrast to pagan Greeks and Romans, who I assume would have seen it and it's divine involvement as more of less factual, right?

Snorri was a 15th Century Christian so presumably he didn't believe it was true that Achilles and Agamemnon, etc were the literal descendant of gods.

So would Christian and Muslim scholars of his time have seen it as basically fictional or mythology, a heavily narrative version of a real war, or literally accurate to the Illiad except for the divine bits?

Or would they have said "oh yeah Achilles was invincible but that was the work of Satan actually. Mmm yeah Pagans are just like that. Loved Satan they did. Good writers though."

Alternatively they might have had a very different lens looking at historiography than we do but I'm curious how someone like Snorri would have squared the Ynglings being Trojans as important with the Trojans being, at best, some very well documented famous guys to him.

IIRC snorri's was basically that these trojan guys were big normal human badasses so when they went north people were all 'well of course these guys are so badass they have to be gods'

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


most royals did this kind of poo poo

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

CrypticFox posted:

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abq3766 New paper on the tin from the Uluburun shipwreck (an enormous late bronze age shipwreck from near the Aegean carrying about one metric ton of tin, among many other things) finds that one third of it came from Uzbekistan. Long distance trade in tin was already known to be a thing, but its still pretty wild to see exactly how much tin was moving long distances.

Edit: There's a cool map in the article. The sites with the hammers are tin sources, it discusses the ones in Europe but dismisses them as possibilities, which is why those ones are labelled, but the site they identified from Uzbekistan as one of the tin sources is Musiston I think.



nice!

that's such a cool wreck

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
Thank you, bronze merchant 3000 years ago, for having a really lovely day.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
i too hope to die in a way that's really interesting for archaeologists

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

i absolutely wish that i could do something as important as those guys


e: or at least leave a corpse like this :

ChubbyChecker fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Dec 4, 2022

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

ChubbyChecker posted:

most royals did this kind of poo poo

Every few years, it's presented as some big gotcha that the British royal family could claim descent from the prophet Muhammad through Spanish nobility.

What I'm saying is Charles III should use the title of Sayid rather than Fidei Defensor. They should have relinquished that title after the reformation anyway

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

ChubbyChecker posted:

most royals did this kind of poo poo

Yeah the Aeneas thing is comparatively grounded and realistic if anything. The Merovingians were descended from a sea monster

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