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Putting that comically oversized Salvation Army kettle right near the back of the endzone is like putting someone in a room with a button on the wall with a sign underneath it that says DO NOT PUSH BUTTON. The NFL had to have known that such a thing would happen, and if that's the case, then that's entrapment. The teammates should pay the fine for these guys using Dogecoin or something equally as convoluted.
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Fining players for doing something funny that was played on literally every NFL licensed highlight show lol
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BlindSite posted:Hes kinda climbed the mountain though and while 34 (as a 34yr old) isn't old athletically for a QB I could for sure see the fire going out after you've done it all. I feel like you are the youngin' in this thread now. You probably only have minor joint pain so what do you know!
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Acebuckeye13 posted:He's been in the league for a long while, but Staff is still only 34. Assuming he can get healthy over the offseason, there's no reason to think that he couldn't have at least a few more good seasons in him. Russell Wilson is 34. Age hits like a brick when it decides its your time.
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I admit there's a part of me that wants to see Russell Wilson and the Broncos beat the Ravens today. Why? Because this could be John Harbaugh's loss like Brian Billick's loss to the 1-15 Miami Dolphins in 2007. After 2006 Brian Billick signed a several year extension. The Ravens were struggling but a lot of it was from injuries and he wasn't considered in jeopardy. But the team blew a lead to the 1-15 Miami Dolphins and that changed things. So if Harbaugh loses here to the Broncos and the Ravens end up missing the playoffs then he might get fired too just like Billick did. And that gives us the chance to bring in Ken Dorsey.
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kiimo posted:Stafford’s wife is already saying he should retire apparently I was about post about how he should be retired asap to spend the few years left on this earth with his wife but then I double checked and she had a loving acoustic schwannoma. The whole time all the media coverage about cancer I thought she had a glioblastoma or some poo poo, not a loving benign cranial nerve pimple.
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Kawalimus posted:I admit there's a part of me that wants to see Russell Wilson and the Broncos beat the Ravens today. Why? Because this could be John Harbaugh's loss like Brian Billick's loss to the 1-15 Miami Dolphins in 2007. After 2006 Brian Billick signed a several year extension. The Ravens were struggling but a lot of it was from injuries and he wasn't considered in jeopardy. But the team blew a lead to the 1-15 Miami Dolphins and that changed things. So if Harbaugh loses here to the Broncos and the Ravens end up missing the playoffs then he might get fired too just like Billick did. And that gives us the chance to bring in Ken Dorsey. Are you real
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a neat cape posted:Are you real https://twitter.com/sgellison/status/1598425416276279296 Is this man real? For more context: Roman calls two plays instead of one play before each snap. Because of this, the Ravens will often just barely get the snap off and are always rushing to do so, and risk/take delay of game penalties on like every snap. This is the kind of nonsense a guy like Harbaugh does nothing about. Supposedly he told Roman to cut it out late in the Jaguars game but I'm skeptical that it won't just be back again. In the second part of the tweet he says they were having headset issues causing the problem but that's horse poo poo because this is happening every single week for years now. That's what having a cipher like Harbaugh in charge of the team does. A guy like Dorsey would NOT have this. We need a guy here who runs a tight ship and has an active role in what the team does on the field. Not a glorified overseer like Harbaugh who is completely dependent on his coordinators. Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Dec 4, 2022 |
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Push the Cowboys game back; make Burrow - Mahomes the SNF game, please... I know it's never happening, that's why they should do it anyway.
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Harbaugh's getting yet another free pass, https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1599373192077799424
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I mean they obviously should bring him Back but the Trey Lance unknown looms pretty large. https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1599366231206727680
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He wrote an entire story of nothing to publish one line about what his sources said. Which was also very little.
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Diva Cupcake posted:I mean they obviously should bring him Until/unless they can trust Lance to be healthy they should run with what works and is getting them places (it's Jimmy, and Lance can't stay healthy)
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Pontius Pilate posted:And now an interception after it bounces off the receiver’s helmet. I don’t follow much college ball either but if it’s always this funny… Also you get to see who is up & coming for your team to draft and/or ruin.
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Chris James 2 posted:Until/unless they can trust Lance to be healthy they should run with what works and is getting them places (it's Jimmy, and Lance can't stay healthy) Also I think this season has firmly established that the chances of you getting someone better than Jimmy are pretty low
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1599327736048148480?t=_1Z13vvCGWxbz26sz0YOsA&s=19 Bullshit
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CharlestheHammer posted:How would you measure that No new accusations in five days!
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CharlestheHammer posted:How would you measure that DeShaun Watson is progressing linearly through time.
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Diva Cupcake posted:I mean they obviously should bring him There is no way he's not going to at least test free agency since he's completely unrestricted and see who will pay him the most. Starting caliber QBs are literally never FAs... He's going to get Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.
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Chris James 2 posted:Until/unless they can trust Lance to be healthy they should run with what works and is getting them places (it's Jimmy, and Lance can't stay healthy) When we get to the point where Jimmy is the healthy stable guy we've got a real weird thing going on.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1599327736048148480?t=_1Z13vvCGWxbz26sz0YOsA&s=19 Schefter launders with the best of them. Lol
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The man who has consistently denied wrongdoing is making progress—which, again, he doesn't need to do because he never did anything wrong in the first place.
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mcmagic posted:Fining players for doing something funny that was played on literally every NFL licensed highlight show lol
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1599327736048148480?t=_1Z13vvCGWxbz26sz0YOsA&s=19 Makes sense. He's had way fewer sexual assault allegations this year while I bet most of us here have the exact same amount we had in 2021.
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When I think swagger, I think "understudy for a minor role in Newsies"
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Barry Bluejeans posted:When I think swagger, I think "understudy for a minor role in Newsies" I think maybe he just got REALLY into Peaky Blinders
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In the 2021 offseason my parents got a boxer puppy, named Dexter. This is Dexter:  Over the course of the year I noticed a trend. If I pet Dexter on game day, the Bengals won. Here is the record of the Cincinnati Bengals in gamedays where I pet the lucky dog.  Dexter is, incontrovertibly, lucky. I even begged the Red Dog my parents lodged him in while they were traveling for AFC Championship to let me pet him for luck related reasons. They let me. The Bengals won. He stumbled a bit on his personal Superbowl, but otherwise he was virtually flawless. In the 2022 offseason my wife and I adopted a little rat dog named Sejong This is Sejong:  I had hoped that Sejong would be lucky, or at least neutral. And for the first couple weeks I was presented with a very disturbing possibility.  Was Sejong... Unlucky? Would I have to return him to the Butler County Animal Shelter and reclaim my 32 dollars? In my desperation I came up with a theory. I had, of course been petting Dexter for luck as well on gameday. What if two lucky dogs cancel each other out? To test this theory I avoided Dexter on game day. He lives with my parents anyways and it's like a 25 minute commute one way. The results... Well:  So Jong is lucky. This is a scientific fact. Dexter is Lucky as well. HOWEVER, two lucky dogs cancel themselves out and become unlucky. Problem solved. Until this week that is,  Where I am dogsitting. Up until maybe late Thursday I had resigned myself to an ugly Bengals loss. That is, until, I remembered... The unlucky shirt:  I received the unlucky shirt from the offsite helldump last year and wore it for the Chargers game. AKA the one regular season game last year where I pet the lucky dog and the Bengals still lost. What if... What if the unlucky shirt is actually a lucky shirt, but gets canceled out by a lucky dog in the same way another lucky dog does. I'm wearing the shirt today. There, of course, is a chance that the unlucky shirt is an unlucky shirt. Should that be the case the combination of the lucky dog cancellation plus the unlucky shirt will send half the team to IR. But, as the Curie family will tell you, there is an inherent risk in discovery. We will all learn, today, whether or not I have discovered a hard counter to the lucky dog cancellation meta.
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Eifert Posting posted:In the 2021 offseason my parents got a boxer puppy, named Dexter. Do not share this information with Kawalimus or he will abduct your animals and steal the shirt and use them all for nefarious purposes.
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Chris James 2 posted:Harbaugh's getting yet another free pass, This can work against him though, because he won't have a scapegoat to sacrifice to save his own rear end if Roman is leaving anyway. Macdonald is too new to be an effective scapegoat. Harbaugh's basically had a horseshoe up his rear end when the heat gets on him. In 2012 he fired Cameron after the team's window seemed already closed but Jim Caldwell saved his rear end with the SB run. Then in 2018 he made the Lamar Jackson gambit benching Flacco for him before he was really ready, but it ended up working out very well. So I wonder if his luck will finally run out. Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Dec 4, 2022 |
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Eifert Posting posted:In the 2021 offseason my parents got a boxer puppy, named Dexter.
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I was curious about draft standings and checked. There's such a logjam of bad teams this year. There are 3 teams with 3 wins, and ten team with 4 wins. That's nearly half the league. The Packers winning today drops them 6 spots in the draft, but a loss only moves them up like 1 spot.
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