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UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Considering there is a rash of car thefts of kia's hyndias and Hondas oh boy

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I don’t really understand how cars can get stolen all the time by being remotely unlocked when you could copy the concept of a Yubikey, a device that sells for £20, and have something that’s been proven for years.

Even the remote relay attacks that attack the keyless entry feature could be solved by having the key go to sleep if it hasn’t been moved for 30 seconds.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
When are they going to go back to mechanical locks? Or are they just going to move ahead to something even more layered with potential backdoors?

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012
If you think about it, all that security features ever do is stop people from doing things they want to do, so we should just dispense with them anyway.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

When are they going to go back to mechanical locks? Or are they just going to move ahead to something even more layered with potential backdoors?

The police want the ability to remotely force any car to stop/start/pull over/etc, so each car must have a "clipper" chip installed allowing a third party to do this. Safe.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Why did my Chromebook decide that I suddenly want all my tabs and backgrounds to be black after my last OS update and why can't I change it back? The way this is now, all my tabs make me think I'm in Incognito mode. And that is for pornography god dammit :colbert:

For that matter, why do software updates just do this for no reason? My Xbox, my Imac and my phone...every time I update this poo poo, something (or several things) default to settings that I do not want or like and make me dig around to get it back the way I had it.

Tell you what, devices. If my poo poo is working as intended, I got my deal set up the way I like it and nothing is giving me trouble, how about I tell YOU when I need an update and we'll take it from there? I like that better than waiting a half hour to play Dark Souls because you think my Xbox is outdated.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Dec 5, 2022

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I like it when Edge gets an update and it decides to just check one last time that you’re sure you don’t want to use Bing for your searches

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I've said before that a lot about capitalism makes sense when you realise the role of an executive is that of feudal nobility, who is assigned a fief to do with as they wish, except it doesn't even matter if they burn their fief to the ground because they'll be given another one.
that is quite illuminating

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

a strange fowl posted:

that is quite illuminating

You are more upwardly mobile if you can think of the rungs as feudalism rather than meritocracy or other closer to egalitarian ideal. YMMV, but anecdotally it's worked alright.

T Zero
Sep 26, 2005
When the enemy is in range, so are you
I just had my twitter account locked because of DMCA notice from FIFA. I posted a 15-second phone video clip of a goal.

At least we know that functionality still works.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Remulak posted:

I’ve worked on multiple projects that produced good- enough-to-sell trash. And if it sold it’s not worthless.
You can sell it, but you are also making the world a worse place. Of course, there's no good software and the whole thing wasn't a great idea in retrospect.

cat botherer fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Dec 5, 2022

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Notochords were a mistake.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
my minor UI thing I hate is youtube no longer allows you to sort channel videos from oldest to newest.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

cat botherer posted:

You can sell it, but you are also making the world a worse place. Of course, there's no good software and the whole thing wasn't a great idea in retrospect.
Agreed, which is why I now make actually-useful equipment with lasers and cool loud audio. :coolfish:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Considering there is a rash of car thefts of kia's hyndias and Hondas oh boy

The thread ends with the flaw being patched on the backend, but yeah.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
I made a Twitter alt account for a project, and ugh. Was it always this obnoxious to sign up to? "You MUST choose at least three topics you're interested in. You MUST follow at least one person from this list we made (with Elon Musk appearing several times)." And then when you finally get started, the feed is just a constant firehose of ads and dross tangentially related to your initial choices, at least until you deselect everything and alter your settings to mute as much as you can.

And all the while, Musk's stupid mug is gawping at you from the sidebar, demanding you click on his follow button.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I made an account ages back and fairly sure it wasn't.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

It's really bad, but those aspects you listed aren't super new, except for Musk getting pushed down everybody's throat. A week before Musk took over, Twitter asked me if I understand any other languages, and I was stupid enough to not ignore the question and now my account, only on the browser, lost the translate tweet button (across all languages). And support all got fired so that's great and it'll never get fixed.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


That sounds awful. Why are they pushing following Elon so much, is it an ego thing?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Payndz posted:

You MUST choose at least three topics you're interested in.

Grimes
Grimes
Grimes

Payndz posted:

You MUST follow at least one person from this list we made (with Elon Musk appearing several times)

Grimes?

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine
NYT has an article from the weekend with some amusing recent figures for Twitter:

quote:

The World Cup has historically been a boon for Twitter, bringing in record traffic and an influx of advertising dollars. But this time, when the global soccer tournament started on Nov. 20, Twitter’s U.S. ad revenue was running at 80 percent below internal expectations for that week, three people with knowledge of the figures said.

In tandem, Twitter was rapidly cutting its revenue projections. The company previously forecast that it would generate $1.4 billion in the last three months of the year, down from $1.6 billion a year ago because of the global economic downturn. But as Twitter kept missing its weekly advertising targets, that number slid to $1.3 billion, then to $1.1 billion, two people said.
...
Even before he completed his deal for Twitter, advertisers began expressing their doubts. Twitter had 3,980 advertisers in May, the month after Mr. Musk agreed to buy the company, according to MediaRadar, an advertising intelligence company. By October, it had 2,315 advertisers, the fewest of any month until that point.
...
The company’s ad sales in Europe, the Middle East and Africa were down more than 50 percent the week of Nov. 21 from the prior week, two people familiar with the numbers said.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/02/technology/twitter-advertising-targets-missed.html

:munch:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

quote:

three people with knowledge of the figures said
Three people with knowledge of the same figures? Sounds pretty inefficient to me, Elon should probably fire the two who’ve written the fewest Excel formulae in the past week.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

TACD posted:

Three people with knowledge of the same figures? Sounds pretty inefficient to me, Elon should probably fire the two who’ve written the fewest Excel formulae in the past week.

God, I’d love that job security. I went on paternity leave recently and when I came back I had a lot of questions about why I needed 3 helper columns and a hidden sheet to do what I could reduce down into one much simpler formula.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
[pounding clipboard]

Platystemon posted:

Grimes
Grimes
Grimes

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Twitter no longer has computer janitors or meat-space janitors.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1599862551894167552

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Absurd Alhazred posted:

When are they going to go back to mechanical locks? Or are they just going to move ahead to something even more layered with potential backdoors?

Illegal entry to cars back then was even easier for the common man. A more sophisticated attack surface is still an attack surface, but at least it's too much for your neighbor's high schoolers even if the Defcon crowd can still lock the doors. So this really isn't really a viable step to decrease thefts.

I'd still prefer something like those passcode buttons on 90s Ford's or just the near area key fob over satellite access, and I've been that way since OnStar was put in Cadillacs.

What's weird is that in a way all this black boxed proprietary car tech was supposed to reduce incentive for break-ins by computerizing the radio. Many break-ins didn't steal the entire car but simply took the radio in the days of mechanical audio players with lots of moving parts that could break, so by replacing a standardized 1X/2X DIN tape player with a complicated software-driven cluster made specifically for that manufacturer, there would be fewer people swapping the a random car's tape decks into their broken one.

Craptacular! fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Dec 6, 2022

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I remember the solution to the radio stealing problem is having it be detachable and taking it with you when you leave the car.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


All signs point to this being ransomware

https://twitter.com/ssharwood/status/1599914948335120384

Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012


Yeah, Racker private chats and groups are abuzz with discussion. Sounds like it's approaching catastrophic for the product line.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Absurd Alhazred posted:

When are they going to go back to mechanical locks? Or are they just going to move ahead to something even more layered with potential backdoors?
I'm not sure that it matters.

If the anecdotal evidence is to be believed, in my nearest metropolitan area (Burlington, Vermont) which for the past year or two has been suffering an incredible degree of car thefts, the biggest commonality to the thefts is people not locking their car doors.

Or leaving the keys in the car altogether. :psyduck:

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Cheesus posted:

I'm not sure that it matters.

If the anecdotal evidence is to be believed, in my nearest metropolitan area (Burlington, Vermont) which for the past year or two has been suffering an incredible degree of car thefts, the biggest commonality to the thefts is people not locking their car doors.

Or leaving the keys in the car altogether. :psyduck:
Not locking can be a viable strategy if you never keep anything in your car.

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice
Keeping your doors unlocked means your windows don't get broken.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
It was a "thing" in SF for a while (maybe still is) to leave a note on your window saying your doors are unlocked or listing the contents of your car if you park in some of the downtown areas.

People there have these ice pick things that are designed for breaking car windows in emergencies and you can somewhat quietly shatter a car window with just a poke in under a second. Makes hitting a huge row of cars really easy.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

It was a "thing" in SF for a while (maybe still is) to leave a note on your window saying your doors are unlocked or listing the contents of your car if you park in some of the downtown areas.

People there have these ice pick things that are designed for breaking car windows in emergencies and you can somewhat quietly shatter a car window with just a poke in under a second. Makes hitting a huge row of cars really easy.


If I were a thief, I'd break that car's window out of principle. There's no reason to draw attention to your car. You can just leave it unlocked, and occasionally somebody will rifle through your glove box.

Pieces of broken spark plugs are an old favorite for breaking windows too.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

People there have these ice pick things that are designed for breaking car windows in emergencies and you can somewhat quietly shatter a car window with just a poke in under a second. Makes hitting a huge row of cars really easy.

I wish someone would supply my local thieves with better tools, the last time they came through they used a big rock and hosed up the paint and door on several of the cars they hit.

They also failed to break windows on some, just leaving a big crack on the glass.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Twerk from Home posted:

I wish someone would supply my local thieves with better tools, the last time they came through they used a big rock and hosed up the paint and door on several of the cars they hit.

They also failed to break windows on some, just leaving a big crack on the glass.
My brother had his car broken into once where it looked like they spent 15 minutes or something trying to pry the locked door open, and then finally they gave up and smashed a window. Completely hosed up the door and hinge, but they did at least get a lovely stereo they could probably sell to a pawn shop for $5.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
What we're seeing in Vermont is not theft of property left in cars, but theft of the cars themselves, ranging from just gone to being found but utterly trashed.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Cheesus posted:

What we're seeing in Vermont is not theft of property left in cars, but theft of the cars themselves, ranging from just gone to being found but utterly trashed.

:same:

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Cheesus posted:

What we're seeing in Vermont is not theft of property left in cars, but theft of the cars themselves, ranging from just gone to being found but utterly trashed.
Are people like leaving their keys in the car a lot or something? New cars are pretty hard to hotwire.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
my understanding is theres cool james bond villians that do it with a code and an Ipad and the other lads with a coathanger through the letterbox to fish the keys off the hook.

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Anno
May 10, 2017

I'm going to drown! For no reason at all!

I assume this means TikTok, Reel, YouTube shorts etc. Truly cursed.

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1600206730499133456

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