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I don't like this Elon character very much
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*Sees a Dude that looks like Big Mouth Billy Bass* Ye: "They used a South African Supermodel to breed that guy!" That's the funniest poo poo so far for me
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Dec 5, 2022 03:55
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https://www.instagram.com/p/ClxTmIqLoZ-/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y Uno reverse card
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Dec 5, 2022 04:10
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Wait why is musk saying he's a target for assassination now???
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Dec 5, 2022 04:13
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That is some gizmo that Musk would buy if he saw the ad. Or get his assistant too.
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Dec 5, 2022 04:15
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Mister Speaker posted:Wait why is musk saying he's a target for assassination now??? he is manic and deranged
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Dec 5, 2022 04:16
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Only the finest sex puppets on Twitter dot com!
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Dec 5, 2022 04:23
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Mister Speaker posted:Wait why is musk saying he's a target for assassination now??? Because hyping up cool stuff that never pans out is kinda what he does.
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Dec 5, 2022 04:24
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Even when these monstrous Narcs loving hate each other they can't can't help but see themselves in each other and hump their leg.
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Dec 5, 2022 04:27
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TulliusCicero posted:
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Dec 5, 2022 04:28
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Ghostlight posted:His mother actually is a South African model Is his dad a Trout?
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Dec 5, 2022 04:30
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Mister Speaker posted:Wait why is musk saying he's a target for assassination now??? all that matters is that it's true
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Dec 5, 2022 04:30
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i wish all the people in the world would just join hands and sing and then cannibalize all the rich people
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Dec 5, 2022 04:31
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Mister Speaker posted:Wait why is musk saying he's a target for assassination now??? Same reason he ever does anything - he wants attention.
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Dec 5, 2022 04:32
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Frank Frank posted:Same reason he ever does anything - he wants attention. he's the poster child for the consequences of a person experiencing the unexamined life while having nearly limitless resources
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Dec 5, 2022 04:37
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Dalmuti posted:Ye just posted that he will be on The Adam Friedland Show this week Is this serious?
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Dec 5, 2022 04:38
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clammy posted:he's the poster child for the consequences of a person experiencing the unexamined life while having nearly limitless resources That's a nice way of putting it. Also, he's the kind of dumb rear end in a top hat who thinks he is actually very smart. He has the terrible smugness of people on the wrong end of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Dec 5, 2022 04:40
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CaptainSarcastic posted:That's a nice way of putting it. i agree with you, but i feel those two things are both symptoms of a failure to ever self-examine
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Dec 5, 2022 04:46
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Gros Tarla posted:Because hyping up cool stuff that never pans out is kinda what he does. lol
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Dec 5, 2022 04:50
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Comstar posted:That is some gizmo that Musk would buy if he saw the ad. Make a Grimes sex doll and you're guaranteed to sell at least one.
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Dec 5, 2022 05:16
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cracker posted:Is this serious? Lol
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Dec 5, 2022 05:21
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BoosterDuck posted:tbf we did go to mars in matt damon's scifi hit film 'The Martian' directed by ridley scott Matt Damon plays a smug scientist who knows everything and solves problems by sciencing the poo poo out of them. On Mars even. Got to be one of Musk’s favorites.
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Dec 5, 2022 05:54
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thathonkey posted:yeah but it seemed just as idiotic then as it does today My favorite part is that this made me stop and think for a second about who Elon Musk really was. He's not just the richest dude on earth and a classic C-suite parasite who gets rich off the labor of others; he's a compulsive credit thief who can't even share a meme without scrubbing any indication someone else made it and used predatory contracts to force the companies he bought to refer to him as founder. On top of that, he's an obsessive micromanager whose ideas all suck and actively opposed to the idea of work/life balance, and the best way to get work done under him is by employing management-level babysitters to redirect him. I think there's a case to be made that Elon Musk the least productive person in the world, because rather than doing nothing, he makes a sizable negative impact on anyone under him. like i cannot stress enough that there is no one on earth who gets paid more to produce less than elon musk and this is how he sees himself lmao Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Dec 5, 2022 |
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Dec 5, 2022 05:57
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My favorite part is that this made me stop and think for a second about who Elon Musk really was. He's not just the richest dude on earth and a classic C-suite parasite who gets rich off the labor of others; he's a compulsive credit thief who can't even share a meme without scrubbing any indication someone else made it and used predatory contracts to force the companies he bought to refer to him as founder. On top of that, he's an obsessive micromanager whose ideas all suck and actively opposed to the idea of work/life balance, and the best way to get work done under him is by employing management-level babysitters to redirect him. I think there's a case to be made that Elon Musk the least productive person in the world, because any impact he has on the workplace is in the negative. imagine a ten year old kid who wants to be involved in making thanksgiving dinner but also has the psychic powers to turn people into a jack-in-the-box and send them to the cornfield: that's elon musk, and that's the thanksgiving dinner you'll get when he's involved; now apply that to any company he's run
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Dec 5, 2022 06:01
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My favorite part is that this made me stop and think for a second about who Elon Musk really was. He's not just the richest dude on earth and a classic C-suite parasite who gets rich off the labor of others; he's a compulsive credit thief who can't even share a meme without scrubbing any indication someone else made it and used predatory contracts to force the companies he bought to refer to him as founder. On top of that, he's an obsessive micromanager whose ideas all suck and actively opposed to the idea of work/life balance, and the best way to get work done under him is by employing management-level babysitters to redirect him. I think there's a case to be made that Elon Musk the least productive person in the world, because rather than doing nothing, he makes a sizable negative impact on anyone under him. He produces money. Then he keeps they money moving. Don’t you understand business??
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Dec 5, 2022 06:07
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but but he's a real life ironrick. he's a supa brain playing polytopia in his car in his friend's garage balding his tires while being a supa ceo prez of 3 companies at the same time in his demon leather suit with his Deus Ex gun.
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Dec 5, 2022 06:08
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Sophy Wackles posted:He produces money. Then he keeps they money moving. Don’t you understand business?? https://i.imgur.com/qkul8WZ.mp4
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Dec 5, 2022 06:09
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PhazonLink posted:but but he's a real life ironrick. he's a supa brain playing polytopia in his car in his friend's garage balding his tires while being a supa ceo prez of 3 companies at the same time in his demon leather suit with his Deus Ex gun. nah he's not even that interesting. he doesn't even get half the memes he posts. he's an internet-cool-guy poseur
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Dec 5, 2022 06:17
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Sophy Wackles posted:Matt Damon plays a smug scientist who knows everything and solves problems by sciencing the poo poo out of them. On Mars even. Got to be one of Musk’s favorites. Yea but he actually knows what he's doing and puts a lot of effort into surviving and getting home. Musk would die day 1 because he couldn't find someone to fix him lunch. Musky probably takes all those "suck my dick, fuckman" tweets that he constantly gets as legitimate threats. It's also too bad he's too much of a coward to be one of those rich people who insists on flying his own plane.
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Dec 5, 2022 06:33
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twistedmentat posted:Yea but he actually knows what he's doing and puts a lot of effort into surviving and getting home. Musk would die day 1 because he couldn't find someone to fix him lunch. My head cannon is every private jet flight he's ever been on the attendants have to distract him with treats and a clicker to keep him from bothering the pilots
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Dec 5, 2022 06:39
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1599538398632345600 I mean, he does drive a car that could explode at any moment.
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Dec 5, 2022 06:41
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Mister Speaker posted:Wait why is musk saying he's a target for assassination now??? the world right wingers live must be a paradise, since all of them would be canceled and silenced, and most of their leaders would be dead from Karl Marx's ghost assassinating them.
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Dec 5, 2022 07:07
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clammy posted:My head cannon is every private jet flight he's ever been on the attendants have to distract him with treats and a clicker to keep him from bothering the pilots Haha, drat that feels so true
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Dec 5, 2022 07:24
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A while ago he claimed the guy who tweets whenever he uses his private jet is a security risk but him being all for free speech was humble enough to let it slide. I’m assuming this is the precursor to him banning that account.
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Dec 5, 2022 08:06
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Kingo Ligma posted:What do you think the odds are he'll be dead or institutionalized in the next year or 2? I put the over under at 1 in 3
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Dec 5, 2022 08:07
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Mister Speaker posted:Wait why is musk saying he's a target for assassination now??? Because THE LIBS are gonna come after him for revealing the truth about Of course, he doesn't believe that*, but saying that makes sure that it builds his nigh-legendary status as the one true arbiter of free speech in the minds of the Teslabros and all his new chud fans. Because now he's not just pursuing THE TRUTH, he's being so brave to share those dickpics when the Liberal Elite could send their assassin army to silence him at anytime! *yes I know he believes a lot of dumb poo poo but in this case I believe it's a calculated PR move.
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Dec 5, 2022 08:14
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BigglesSWE posted:A while ago he claimed the guy who tweets whenever he uses his private jet is a security risk but him being all for free speech was humble enough to let it slide. I’m assuming this is the precursor to him banning that account. I think someone said ITT that Musk had his plane put on a list of non-publicly viewable flight plans instead because of his SpaceX/Starlink work with the government.
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Dec 5, 2022 08:17
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BigglesSWE posted:A while ago he claimed the guy who tweets whenever he uses his private jet is a security risk but him being all for free speech was humble enough to let it slide. I’m assuming this is the precursor to him banning that account. I sorta hope he does that, just so he can be mocked to death while a million other plane tracker accounts show up to share that publicly available information.
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Dec 5, 2022 08:18
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Ghostlight posted:His mother actually is a South African model She's Canadian actually, born in Regina
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TwoPair posted:Because THE LIBS are gonna come after him for revealing the truth about The nazis hate him for banning Ye and the non nazis hate him for courting nazis. So it hasnt worked massively well.
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