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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Azhais posted:

She's Canadian actually, born in Regina

That's where everyone is born, idiot

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Kingo Ligma posted:

That's where everyone is born, idiot

Somebody isn't gonna stay king of scotland long

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Was wondering what dumb thing Elon Musk did this weekend, did he try and call up tech companies and ask them to spend money on his broken social media website?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

TelevisedInsanity posted:

Was wondering what dumb thing Elon Musk did this weekend, did he try and call up tech companies and ask them to spend money on his broken social media website?


The stupidity this weekend was DENSE and INTENSE

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Azhais posted:

She's Canadian actually, born in Regina
oh sorry, my mistake.

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

kronix posted:

He’s very much diagnosed as bipolar, he’s admitted it. He’s also admitted he doesn’t take his medication because he felt like it stifled him creatively. He’s neither of those types of lunatic though, he’s the guy shouting on the corner about religion and how Jesus talks to him personally.

Ye is basically the worst case scenario for mental illness. He’s sick enough that he has zero ability to function on his own but rich enough that hangers on and grifters will continue to take his money and pretend nothing is wrong until the checks stop clearing.

There’s basically no way this has a happy ending for anyone. Kanye will end up dead or institutionalized within a few years and I’d bet good money he’s going to lose access to his children at some point in the near future and he’ll be dead or institutionalized within the next couple of years.

As someone with a heavily medicated and managed mental illness, I can't find a singular shred of sympathy for him

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ghostlight posted:

His mother actually is a South African model

Hand or Foot?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



clammy posted:

imagine a ten year old kid who wants to be involved in making thanksgiving dinner but also has the psychic powers to turn people into a jack-in-the-box and send them to the cornfield: that's elon musk, and that's the thanksgiving dinner you'll get when he's involved; now apply that to any company he's run

I'm not nodding, it's the air conditioning.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Wait how long has it been since Twitter was serving up things everyone you follow liked or replied to instead of just followed? Is that Elon's doing?

Shitshow
Jul 25, 2007

We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.
I think Twitter has been doing that for quite some time, at least via a web browser.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Queen Gnome posted:

As someone with a heavily medicated and managed mental illness, I can't find a singular shred of sympathy for him

Yeah, this rubs me the wrong way. Mental illness needs to be treated and is not carte blanche for being an rear end in a top hat. You’re still responsible for your actions, and if your sickness gets to the point you can’t vouch for yourself, you get a guardian or, in extreme cases, you get institutionalized.

“Arrr I’m a dickhead and destroy people’s lives because I’m so crazy and bi-polar but also creative!!!!” Is such a lovely stance to take.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Shitshow posted:

I think Twitter has been doing that for quite some time, at least via a web browser.

Ah I havn't used it in a while I whet on to make some jabs and Elon and maybe try to get banned, goddamn it a shitshow of a platform. I'm getting every post from all the people I follow making fun of right wing assholes and i'd rather not read their stupid poo poo.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I regret closing my twitter account

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
...instead of gettimg banned for tweeting @elon to choke on hunters substantial hog

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

my method of pretending I worked for him as a twitter engineer has failed now i'm just tweeting at him all the Elon stans telling them to chock down on his dick harder and maybe he'll buy you a horse.

Shitshow
Jul 25, 2007

We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.

BluPotato posted:

goddamn it a shitshow of a platform.

I don’t have an account anymore but, when I did, I used a third-party app to access the platform. Both the website and Twitter’s default app are absolute dogshit.

Gros Tarla
Dec 30, 2008

Drone_Fragger posted:

The nazis hate him for banning Ye and the non nazis hate him for courting nazis. So it hasnt worked massively well.

Are the white power folks really that bothered with Ye getting banned?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

BluPotato posted:

Wait how long has it been since Twitter was serving up things everyone you follow liked or replied to instead of just followed? Is that Elon's doing?

Twitter actually has two different list views: "Latest Tweets", which just shows you (re)posts from people you directly follow in chronological order, and "Home", which will throw any random poo poo at you that twitter thinks you'll like (usually fascists). You can switch it by clicking the little star icon thingy at the top.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Gros Tarla posted:

Are the white power folks really that bothered with Ye getting banned?

It's really useful to them if there are more people spouting the same poo poo they believe. If they got in charge they'd let people like Ye hang around up until they were no longer useful.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Gros Tarla posted:

Are the white power folks really that bothered with Ye getting banned?

Him being black, famous and spouting their poo poo helps them because it means there's a bigger audience and more obfuscation clouding their genocidal tendencies.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Also Elon’s big pitch was free speech where everyone should be at the table, so they get to point out how hypocritical he is when he bans someone, even though most other situations he’d be banned without much issue.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Perestroika posted:

Twitter actually has two different list views: "Latest Tweets", which just shows you (re)posts from people you directly follow in chronological order, and "Home", which will throw any random poo poo at you that twitter thinks you'll like (usually fascists). You can switch it by clicking the little star icon thingy at the top.

They've been pushing the latter view hard too, at varying levels of intensity. 2-3 years ago when they brought out the little icon thingy they would forcibly switch you from "Latest Tweets" to "Home" as your default view, and you could switch manually to Latest Tweets but then a couple days later it would silently switch you back to "Home" whether or not you wanted it to. It was maddening.

They eventually backed off doing that but by that point I had stopped caring to follow anything so I don't know what's been going on in the interim.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Senor Tron posted:

It's really useful to them if there are more people spouting the same poo poo they believe. If they got in charge they'd let people like Ye hang around up until they were no longer useful.
Ye is uniquely useful to them because he is famous/rich enough that he can say the stuff that they want to be able to say, without being cancelled, like they would be.

Him wearing "White Lives Matter" hoodies, supporting Hitler and posting swastikas is like Christmas come early for them. That's not to say any of them would actually invite him into their home or anything, for obvious reasons. He's an icon until he stops being useful to them.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

My favorite part is that this made me stop and think for a second about who Elon Musk really was. He's not just the richest dude on earth and a classic C-suite parasite who gets rich off the labor of others; he's a compulsive credit thief who can't even share a meme without scrubbing any indication someone else made it and used predatory contracts to force the companies he bought to refer to him as founder. On top of that, he's an obsessive micromanager whose ideas all suck and actively opposed to the idea of work/life balance, and the best way to get work done under him is by employing management-level babysitters to redirect him. I think there's a case to be made that Elon Musk the least productive person in the world, because rather than doing nothing, he makes a sizable negative impact on anyone under him.

like i cannot stress enough that there is no one on earth who gets paid more to produce less than elon musk and this is how he sees himself lmao

He left out the "national" in front of socialist OP. I mean he's a white (Boer) South African who grew up wealthy on the exploitation (and deaths, mining isn't some walk in the park) of native peoples. He probably thinks actual socialists are actually a cabal led by (((them))) if his recent posting is any indication.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
White Power folks are just smart enough to avoid being banned by not posting swastikas (they just post more obscure and plausibly deniable symbology).

Offler
Mar 27, 2010

morningdrew posted:

Even Etsy is full of weird "who am I actually buying this from" stores now

I'm starting to think that anything profitable that is dependant on an algorithm will eventually produce weirder and weirder poo poo until it collapses in on itself. Like, apparently no-one can afford to live in central Prague now, almost all appartments there have been converted to semi-phony Airbnbs where employees of large landlords pretends to live in dozens of appartments at the same time, constantly running around and delivering/picking up keys from tourists who all think they're renting the same dude's appartment.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

BigglesSWE posted:

A while ago he claimed the guy who tweets whenever he uses his private jet is a security risk but him being all for free speech was humble enough to let it slide. I’m assuming this is the precursor to him banning that account.

The guy sucked up to Elon right before Elon got ownership to twitter. He told him how he could get on a special list to make tracking his flights harder.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The guy sucked up to Elon right before Elon got ownership to twitter. He told him how he could get on a special list to make tracking his flights harder.

Aw really? That sucks.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



clammy posted:

imagine a ten year old kid who wants to be involved in making thanksgiving dinner but also has the psychic powers to turn people into a jack-in-the-box and send them to the cornfield: that's elon musk, and that's the thanksgiving dinner you'll get when he's involved; now apply that to any company he's run

Musk is Charlie X without the psychic powers, essentially.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

so is Elon gonna trap Nancy Cartwright in a Looney Tune or what

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
Elon's gonna be the first billionaire assassinated over a dick pick

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Shitshow posted:

I don’t have an account anymore but, when I did, I used a third-party app to access the platform. Both the website and Twitter’s default app are absolute dogshit.

i think they killed off those 3rd party apps for the most part over the years? if anyone knows of any that work let me know.

the official ios app works decently well but you cant block ads on it (increasingly worse proposition these days) AND its an absolute horror show of user tracking, stupid features nobody wanted that occupy most of the screen real estate, probably crypto miner too now it eats battery like its nothin

PS if youre sharing tweets you should delete the &t= param off the end of the address if you dont want to feed into their advertising and tracking network

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Chrpno posted:

Hand or Foot?

Before or after?

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

thathonkey posted:


PS if youre sharing tweets you should delete the &t= param off the end of the address if you dont want to feed into their advertising and tracking network

This is a great tip, thanks. I've deleted my account but still share Tweets, so I'll be sure to do this from now on.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I delete everything after the number, mostly because I only get tweets from here and gently caress sending a giant link to someone that also has somethingawful.com in it

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Revins posted:

I regret closing my twitter account

well if you did it within the past 30 days, good news! It's still there


also I am suspicious the account cleanup process works at all now but I will find out in like 21 days or something

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

ilmucche posted:

I delete everything after the number, mostly because I only get tweets from here and gently caress sending a giant link to someone that also has somethingawful.com in it

Oh thank gently caress, thought I was the only one neurotic enough to do this. That and it looks silly when you post a URL that's longer than the tweet it links to.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

Withnail posted:

Elon's gonna be the first billionaire assassinated over a dick pick

But he wouldn't be the 1st freaky billionaire to die over a dick.
Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation

Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Dec 5, 2022

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Binary Logic posted:

But he wouldn't be the 1st freaky billionaire to die over a dick.
Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation

:lmao:

hopefully this kind of medical malpractice increases in the wake of Hunter's Huge Heavenly Hog

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Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

Withnail posted:

Elon's gonna be the first billionaire assassinated over a dick pick

Let us pray that he isn't the last one

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