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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Desert Bus posted:

It was someone in the GBS r/relationships thread and it definitely is

Oh god there's more than one. It's time to nuke that thread and start anew

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Captain Hygiene posted:

Well, I've been straining to make it for a week but dessert's finally ready



Have you ever had Christmas pudding? I'll agree it does not photograph well, but a good Christmas pud is drat good eating.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Yeah Christmas pud is one of the best things about the holiday

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I believe it, it's not one I object to on principle, it just makes for stupid looking photos.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
currently reading this start to finish on archive.org










uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Dare you partake in the Ultimate Gustatory Experience? The Meatloaf of Experience?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

uber_stoat posted:

Dare you partake in the Ultimate Gustatory Experience? The Meatloaf of Experience?

I'm more in to

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

uber_stoat posted:

Dare you partake in the Ultimate Gustatory Experience? The Meatloaf of Experience?

How many experience points does this consumable give you?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Well now I kinda feel obligated to have a nickname implying a level of mastery in some type of food for all my future communication and identification needs. Maybe "Chili-Mac"?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: Meatloaf becomes an omelet in this recipe.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
When you figure out a whole book of meatloafs is too many meatloafs and you need to find an out.

Also think we're sleeping on the par boiled bacon a bit.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


RFC2324 posted:

I'm not certain about the no seeds in tomatoes, i know its done with other plants that are normally seed bearing in order to prevent trademark/copyright violations.

Yay capitalism where we can copyright plants

This isn't quite what's going on in these situations. Only GMOs can be patented/trademarked. Most of the "the seeds won't get you the plant" varieties are F1 hybrids which are created through careful, sometimes secret, cross pollination processes. A stable variety when crossed with the same stable variety will create a particular F1; an F1 crossed with an F1 will create a chaotic F2, which would need to be selectively bred again for several generations to create a stable variety. F1s aren't created for controlling seed supply. It's because they have desirable traits.

For stuff like watermelons we're looking at hybrids because consumers tend to prefer the seedless versions. For stuff like grapes we're actually looking at clones because consumers prefer the seedless versions.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
1969 was a different time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt_OS54FFFE

kare
Mar 19, 2002

RBA Starblade posted:

Well, does it?

Yes it does, but it's only because of the sugar, LSD has nothing to do with it

Redonionking
Mar 13, 2001

I AM A BRILLIANT HAMOLOGIST
Grimey Drawer

Scenario 1:
You are drinking coffee, and notice an odd taste. You've just been dosed with LSD you were unaware of. You officially have bigger problems than the taste of your coffee incoming rapidly.
You probably aren't going to read the pamphlet about how it affects the taste right now.

Scenario 2: You are intentionally putting LSD in your coffee.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

Cherry tomatoes like grapes. So yummy

Hell yeah, Denethor that poo poo fam :yeshaha:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
If you can taste the metally/chemically bitterness of LSD over the taste of coffee you got some skills. If your hot coffee doesn't destroy the fragile LSD you are magic.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


What the gently caress is this song

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AARD VARKMAN posted:

I'm more in to

That is a perfect thread title.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Cartoon Man posted:

That is a perfect thread title.

Oh my god

Mods please

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


'Cause Uptown Beef gon' give it to you!
'Cause Uptown Beef gon' give it to you!
'Cause Uptown Beef gon' give it to you!
Saturday meal, and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch, come on!

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

Uptown beef
You've been sitting on this ta-ble leaf
As long as any wad of hot meat ca-an
Without me grabbing you right out of that pan
Using my hand

And when it's coooooking it's smeeeeeelllin' so fiyiyine
And when I'm hooooooked on that meeeeeeat I could dieieie

You'll scream and fart and queef
Just because
I'll hork down all your
Uptown beef

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Commercial tomatoes are F1 hybrids, and are propagated by cuttings, so clones of the original hybrid.

An F1 hybrid is the first generation plants produced by crossing two strains. They won't breed true, so if you plant seeds from an F1 hybrid, the genes have been mixed (even if it was self-pollinated), and you will get a different tomato. Could be a good one, but you can never be sure what it will look and taste like.

Heirloom tomatoes breed true, so if you plants seeds from a self-pollinated heirloom tomato, that's the kind of tomatoes that will be produced by your new plants.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I'm more in to

Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: Uptown Beef Cake

Mods?!?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

AARD VARKMAN posted:

about once a year I eat a raw potato with lots of salt, learned from some relative. It's fine.

Do you swallow it whole?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Prof. Spaceman posted:

And when it's coooooking it's smeeeeeelllin' so fiyiyine
And when I'm hooooooked on that meeeeeeat I could dieieie

Why is this rhyme not "dieieine"

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
years pass, wheels turn, but the soul endures.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

hallo spacedog posted:

What the gently caress is this song

If you told me that was a lo-fi seqeuel to Cbat I would believe you. :psyduck:

Blood Nightmaster
Sep 6, 2011

“また遊んであげるわ!”

hallo spacedog posted:

What the gently caress is this song

It's kinda giving me Fish Heads vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'll have a caesar salad and the "I DIED FOR THIS?!" special.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

uber_stoat posted:

i'll have a caesar salad and the "I DIED FOR THIS?!" special.



Flame broiled!

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

uber_stoat posted:

i'll have a caesar salad and the "I DIED FOR THIS?!" special.



"Who ordered the Beaver Teeth surprise?"

Occultatio
Aug 4, 2005

a massive toolclown who cannot stop causing problems
Uptown Beef Cake is good, but the clear winner is

uber_stoat posted:

Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: Meatloaf becomes an omelet in this recipe.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011



This was actually the direct predecessor for Kool-Aid.

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1599218177598103552?cxt=HHwWgICpobSdyLEsAAAA

Marketed with an internet game.

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1599393740837093376

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Stepped on with an authentic tractor shoe.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh by "poor taste" I thought it meant ... wait.

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

Data Graham posted:

Why is this rhyme not "dieieine"

Because I'm not very smart

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Shameful that they didn’t lean into it with a vitamin R reference somewhere on the label.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Freaquency posted:

Shameful that they didn’t lean into it with a vitamin R reference somewhere on the label.

The FDA doesn't gently caress around when you do nutritional labeling.

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