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CuwiKhons posted:Although to be honest, I doubt Elon cares about human deaths any more than he did the animal deaths. He has to pay for monkeys but human subjects will line up for free. This is just smart business.
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Sexual Aluminum posted:I like how the richest man on the planet isn't considered part of the Elites. Just like right wing talk radio/fox news isn't part of "the media"
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Dec 6, 2022 15:15
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yep it's me, the only female twitter employee on this floor. the trash hasn't been emptied in a week and this sweaty mattress smells like intense gamer moments, and oh look, here comes the weird guy from down the hall looking to nap at the same time. love how hardcore my job is.
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Dec 6, 2022 15:18
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Collapsing Farts posted:It’s funny that folks say ”an entire civilization believed X” because some random smallpenised greek goon wrote a play trying to claim that actually, small penises are cool and good! and 2000 years later someone finds this text and concludes that this totally was the norm and popular belief 2000 years from now aliens will be sitting through the ashes of a dead earth and find a hard drive that leads them to believe the planet was populated be a race of sentient birds that all had huge dicks
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Dec 6, 2022 15:20
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bird with big dick posted:2000 years from now aliens will be sitting through the ashes of a dead earth and find a hard drive that leads them to believe the planet was populated be a race of sentient birds that all had huge dicks good, I'd be an ashamed ghost if they found out the truth about the self destructive hairless apes
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Lucky Guy posted:good, I'd be an ashamed ghost if they found out the truth about the self destructive hairless apes you won't care
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Dec 6, 2022 15:25
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keep punching joe posted:I would like to volunteer to insert the chip into Elon Musks brain. Oh good, you'll need a sizeable mallet, a railroad spike and of course, the chip. Have at it!
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Dec 6, 2022 15:34
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I think we should totally encourage Elon to get chipped with Neuralink. We tell him it'll make him cool and awesome, nod and wink at anyone confused, then stand back and watch as he fires anyone trying to tell him not to do it. Then hires some back-alley butcher as a hardcore team player surgeon to do the operation.
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Dec 6, 2022 15:40
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Nothing's going to happen to Elmo on either the killing monkeys or labor front. The government has to pretend to care so that it can look busy. "When you're rich, they let you do it" because the ruling class has solidarity we can only dream of enjoying.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1599672158086889474 Corrected
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https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1600121075894886401
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With the hours saved by not having to commute, those Hardcore coders can use the extra time to fulfill janitorial services.
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Dec 6, 2022 16:30
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A very generous move by Elon. I'm sure the employees who have been sleeping on the floor beneath their desks will appreciate this QOL boost.
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Dec 6, 2022 16:31
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I do some of my most hardcore coding while pooping.
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fizzy posted:Rules don't apply to rich people, though. Rules don't apply to paying rich people. Someone's palm needs greasing, the goal is to use the least amount of grease to get the job done. Poor Lonnie has no idea who and how though, so he's going to gently caress it up worse than Putin's pants after a stroll down the stairs  CuwiKhons posted:I was quoting what I remembered one of my old history professors saying when somebody asked about why Greek statues had tiny dicks, but upon googling it, the only article I can find referencing it has actually since removed the line. Maybe it was bad research. Idk, it's been ages since I've been in college. I did find this when I googled it though: Greeks were all about being growers, not showers.
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:I do some of my most hardcore coding while pooping. I thought it usually stopped you up down there e: nvm, I was thinking of codeine
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Zil posted:How long before You can get (I've seen the patents anyway) "automatic nursing" beds with built in vacuum-toilet + bidet that you slot a mostly comatose patient into so you don't have to bother with bedpans and cleaning them up. Maybe he's getting a few racks of those and enforcing a soylent diet for easy flow.
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Dec 6, 2022 16:42
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goatface posted:You can get (I've seen the patents anyway) "automatic nursing" beds with built in vacuum-toilet + bidet that you slot a mostly comatose patient into so you don't have to bother with bedpans and cleaning them up. At that point just hook them up to feeding tubes and mount the employee to the desk.
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Dec 6, 2022 16:45
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keep punching joe posted:I would like to volunteer to insert the chip into Elon Musks brain. I'll loan you my hammer for the installation.
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Elviscat posted:https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1599903522275102720?t=aC0PQZV0VSMOseDdMgna1Q&s=19 "Striking Back" at Elon by opening an investigation before he even bought the company. Truly our government is all knowing and went back to the past in order to strike back at him.
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Dec 6, 2022 16:48
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I assume the neurolinks are so his hardcore coders can type with their minds and no longer need to move. Then they can be permanently plugged into the machine with their bodies withering until they burn out, at which point you bin the malingerer and swap in a new h1b.
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Can't think of a better way to spend the Christmas downtime than wallowing in my own filth sleeping in conference rooms doing hardcore coding.
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CuwiKhons posted:The issue isn't really about the animals (well, it is sort of because the government is investigating them for unethical treatment of the animals they were testing on) but about the fact that a 98% kill rate means the product doesn't work and moving it to the human stage of testing will result in human deaths. Although to be honest, I doubt Elon cares about human deaths any more than he did the animal deaths. yeah lol after i hit post i re-read it all, what a dork i am
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Dec 6, 2022 16:52
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Sexual Aluminum posted:I like how the richest man on the planet isn't considered part of the Elites. It's maybe not how op meant it, but I do sort of think Musk is one of a group of highly influential people who went a little too feral during the Fear & Loathing style Trump reign and is now just a guy with a lot of money and some visible brain problems who exists to be sued, divorced and to grab headlines. he can still buy stuff and be useful as a distraction, but the real powers aren't going to let him touch the important levers of power anymore.
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Dec 6, 2022 17:05
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Does the US have the law that you can't volunteer yourself for someone else's unlicensed human testing? I would expect it to, but I've been surprised before.
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Dec 6, 2022 17:07
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The university that carried out the neuralink experiments was notorious, even before all of this, for its horrendously substandard housing and care for their subjects. Like they had the biggest boner for cruelty before they started jamming chips through skulls and using glues to keep it in place.
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Zil posted:How long before wont be long when the bathrooms get nasty because no one is cleaning them
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goatface posted:Does the US have Nope!
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goatface posted:Does the US have the law that you can't volunteer yourself for someone else's unlicensed human testing? I would expect it to, but I've been surprised before. Even if the US does have laws forbidding it, look to Texas or Florida to have their state governments receive At least this is how it is supposed to go in The Dipshit Timeline.
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mysterious frankie posted:It's maybe not how op meant it, but I do sort of think Musk is one of a group of highly influential people who went a little too feral during the Fear & Loathing style Trump reign and is now just a guy with a lot of money and some visible brain problems who exists to be sued, divorced and to grab headlines. he can still buy stuff and be useful as a distraction, but the real powers aren't going to let him touch the important levers of power anymore. 
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wow elong sure runs his business as if he owned a slave mine
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Binary Logic posted:With the hours saved by not having to commute, those Hardcore coders can use the extra time to fulfill janitorial services. If you've got time to sleep, you've got time to sweep!
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goatface posted:You can get (I've seen the patents anyway) "automatic nursing" beds with built in vacuum-toilet + bidet that you slot a mostly comatose patient into so you don't have to bother with bedpans and cleaning them up. Jesus Christ just let me die instead
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N. Senada posted:Jesus Christ just let me die instead Agreed, but that's where an aging population and shortage of carers has brought us.
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zedprime posted:Can't think of a better way to spend the Christmas downtime than wallowing in my own filth sleeping in conference rooms doing hardcore coding. I might have lost my family and will never see my children but for a brief second there, I created some value for the shareholders (before I got fired for looking at Elon funny)
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zedprime posted:Can't think of a better way to spend the Christmas downtime than wallowing in my own filth sleeping in conference rooms doing hardcore coding. for loving Twitter
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N. Senada posted:Jesus Christ just let me die instead I can think of no more poetically just fate than my corpse being Weekend at Bernie'd by an autonomous bed that is worried about being made uncomfortable by a change in its employment\living conditions.
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zedprime posted:Can't think of a better way to spend the Christmas downtime than wallowing in my own filth sleeping in conference rooms doing hardcore coding. That's just flat wrong! The beds are in the Library, not the conference rooms. The conference rooms are for people permitted to leave at 5pm. And you know they'll have tossed the books out to fit the beds too.
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