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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
poorata

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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

i'm smelling penos

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
it's like the final sick joke that when Spain do bring on a striker it's Alvaro Morata

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Please send Spain home so the rest of us can watch football

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lol the guy from that Senegal TikTok video in the stands

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
spanish keeper almost achieved going on holiday early

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

peanut- posted:

it's like the final sick joke that when Spain do bring on a striker it's Alvaro Morata

He always appears to be on the verge of tears

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


Loving Africa Chaps posted:

i'm smelling penos

you might be having a stroke op

no wait, that's almonds

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

That's a lot of screaming for something that didn't look like anything

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That was almost a sick FK sequence

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
One bad team, one incredibly boring team.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're gonna die by 120 minutes and the ball will be walked in by the Spanish keeper.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Loving Africa Chaps posted:

i'm smelling penos

Well, you are a doctor.
e. misread

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Lol I love it when the player is close enough to the camera that you can hear the screaming

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Dumb question: could you put your whole team behind the free kick so that the kicking team has no choice but to play it backwards or be offside?

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

i'm smelling penos

It's spelled "penis"

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

blue squares posted:

lol the guy from that Senegal TikTok video in the stands

it was def him, looks like he suffers less watching senegal

Stagger_Lee
Mar 25, 2009
i hate olmo

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What a save

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

Vengarr posted:

Dumb question: could you put your whole team behind the free kick so that the kicking team has no choice but to play it backwards or be offside?

You're not offside if you are level with or behind the ball or in your own half

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Vamos Marruecos

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Vengarr posted:

Dumb question: could you put your whole team behind the free kick so that the kicking team has no choice but to play it backwards or be offside?

You could but you'd be extremely vulnerable to runs in behind your defensive line

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

The Moroccan keeper is a snack

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Vengarr posted:

Dumb question: could you put your whole team behind the free kick so that the kicking team has no choice but to play it backwards or be offside?

You can still play the ball forwards if the players time their runs correctly. And the defensive line would be static and turbofucked.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Vengarr posted:

Dumb question: could you put your whole team behind the free kick so that the kicking team has no choice but to play it backwards or be offside?

You could, but you also have to be 10 yards from the ball so the free kick taker can just have a teammate standing six inches behind him, pass it, and it's a breakaway

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Morocco looking shaky, vulnerable.

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

blue squares posted:

The Moroccan keeper is a snack

he's a cutie and it's going to penalties where he'll become a hero

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Loving Africa Chaps posted:

i'm smelling penos

Hmm, maybe someone needs to wash their balls?

Stagger_Lee
Mar 25, 2009
it is illegal to want to gently caress the moroccan keeper

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

What’s the point of a short corner when the defense has clearly read the situation?

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


Cmon Morocco

Winner plays France/England right?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

opposable thumbs.db posted:

You're not offside if you are level with or behind the ball or in your own half

Shrapnig posted:

You could, but you also have to be 10 yards from the ball so the free kick taker can just have a teammate standing six inches behind him, pass it, and it's a breakaway

Thank you, just curious.

gorgmatic
Apr 25, 2006

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't
ALLAH IS ALL MERCIFUL

Alctel posted:

Cmon Morocco

Winner plays France/England right?

Portugal/Switzerland, I believe

Stagger_Lee
Mar 25, 2009

Alctel posted:

Cmon Morocco

Winner plays France/England right?


switzerland/port

ChaosReaper
Feb 19, 2005
When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

This match is boring as gently caress. Hope Morocco pulls it out though.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Stagger_Lee posted:

it is illegal to want to gently caress the moroccan keeper

In Morocco or the butt?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Alctel posted:

Cmon Morocco

Winner plays France/England right?

You're a round off. Winner of the game between the winners of today's games plays winner of France/England.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Does Extra Time count as regulation for bets made on a team to win?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Probably not. Regulation is 90 minutes.

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Stagger_Lee posted:

it is illegal to want to gently caress the moroccan keeper

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