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I’m kinda bummed at all the other Bama posters being self-aware weirdos like me. If any team deserved a legendary shitposter it’d be this decade’s Crimson Tide
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I’m not sure whether to be offended by that or not.
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Dec 6, 2022 19:56
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General Dog posted:The Fansville ads are usually pretty lame, but I think the one with Bryce Young where he's stolen the guy's family may be the funniest athlete performance I've seen. Definitely better than the Nissan Heisman House one where he's trying to get his equipment together so Baker can drive him to Texas that they still payed deep into October.
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Dec 6, 2022 19:57
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dirty shrimp money posted:He's 6'0, left handed, and has two ACL tears in college. He's not going to get drafted. Right now with NIL might be his chance. It's time for H-E-B to pony up and keep him in San Antonio
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Dec 6, 2022 20:00
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GD_American posted:I’m kinda bummed at all the other Bama posters being self-aware weirdos like me. If any team deserved a legendary shitposter it’d be this decade’s Crimson Tide Anne Frank Fanfic was too pure and perfect for Baylor
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Dec 6, 2022 20:03
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General Dog posted:The Fansville ads are usually pretty lame, but I think the one with Bryce Young where he's stolen the guy's family may be the funniest athlete performance I've seen. Any of them that feature the black lady with the ponytail screaming hysterically are great.
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Dec 6, 2022 20:05
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GD_American posted:I’m kinda bummed at all the other Bama posters being self-aware weirdos like me. If any team deserved a legendary shitposter it’d be this decade’s Crimson Tide Scionix still pops in from time to time
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Dec 6, 2022 20:14
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When does legendary shitposter, El Penis's, probation expire?
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Dec 6, 2022 20:26
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Komet posted:When does legendary shitposter, El Penis's, probation expire? You might be confusing El Penis with someone else, as El Penis became Dr. Gitmomoneyson then I.M. Gei, and they're still around.
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Dec 6, 2022 20:37
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Are you talking about groverat? He got a 100k hour probation in 2011. And according to my calculations that means we're fewer than 5 months away from his homecoming.code:
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Dec 6, 2022 20:51
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PostNouveau posted:Any of them that feature the black lady with the ponytail screaming hysterically are great. THAT'S HIS DR PEPPER HAND!
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Dec 6, 2022 21:10
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I kinda miss the storyline where the blonde State lady had a Tech baby, but it absolutely makes sense why that was dropped fast.
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Dec 6, 2022 21:39
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Joey Freshwater posted:I'm not sure how my comments have been obnoxious or salty in any way. It would be one thing if I was calling the whole thing a sham because Hooker didn't make it in which I've made clear that I'm not. All I said is that the thread was chippier than usual. You're usually a mellow poster, but the past few weeks have been pretty snippy and grouchy about anything around Tennessee. Just an observation, nothing personal. Tennessee was great this year, then flamed out hard. It loving sucks, and I've been there. I'll also admit that in the Vols Bitch diorama, it almost certainly looks different than it would've otherwise. It's really not worth continuing because I'm certainly not a model poster. I've melted down here in here more than once about Florida being poo poo--it's just not usually *at* anyone. nate fisher posted:Tennessee's online presence has always been maximum obnoxiousness (just ask Greg Schiano). It is just what they (we) are bitching about is now different since we had a little success again. I can imagine how it would have been if the Bama turn around happen today instead of when it did. Formerly successful team's fans can be the worse when they taste success again. Also we been in the garbage a lot longer than Bama was during their mid 90's to early 2000's run. Oh, Florida fans are bad enough when we are losing. I'll be 50 before we are any good again, and probably too worn by time and responsibilities to be obnoxious.
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Dec 6, 2022 21:47
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Hed posted:Are you talking about groverat? He got a 100k hour probation in 2011. And according to my calculations that means we're fewer than 5 months away from his homecoming. Yeah, it was groverat. He was the other Texas fan, right?
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Dec 6, 2022 22:31
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Yes, he was a Texas fan but reminder that he got his 100k probation for defending Sandusky and also posted about how he taught 8th graders so we should probably just probate him again to be safe
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fast cars loose anus posted:Yes, he was a Texas fan but reminder that he got his 100k probation for defending Sandusky and also posted about how he taught 8th graders so we should probably just probate him again to be safe Uhhhhhh I’m really glad I don’t remember this.
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Dec 6, 2022 22:43
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Hendon Hooker should have at least gotten an invite for the Heinsman. the national media conspiracy against Tennessee football is REAL! They don't want you yelling VOLS BITCH every saturday. They can't handle it!!!
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Dec 6, 2022 22:44
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LeeMajors posted:Uhhhhhh I will post them if people want but if you have archives you can see the 100k probation post and if you go to his history the one about teaching is on the first page of results
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Dec 6, 2022 22:46
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Hendon did enough to warrant being invited to the Heisman ceremony, certainly he did more than Bennet. Would he/should he win? I dunno probably not given how being injured apparently removes all your body of work that point (see Dennis Dixon), but getting snubbed entirely after his season feels kinda odd/wrong too. At least the AP recognized him as the 1st Team All SEC QB.
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Dec 6, 2022 22:47
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It isn't that he should have won, but again, Stetson getting in over Hendon when Hendon beat Stetson in the SEC Offensive Player of the Year while also having better stats with a worse team is just insane.
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Dec 6, 2022 22:49
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The Notorious ZSB posted:Hendon did enough to warrant being invited to the Heisman ceremony, certainly he did more than Bennet. Would he/should he win? I dunno probably not given how being injured apparently removes all your body of work that point (see Dennis Dixon), but getting snubbed entirely after his season feels kinda odd/wrong too. He only got injured with 1.5 games to go, one of which was against Vanderbilt. I think South Carolina’s total performance is what really erased his campaign.
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Henchman of Santa posted:He only got injured with 1.5 games to go, one of which was against Vanderbilt. I think South Carolina’s total performance is what really erased his campaign. In that game he went 247 yards 3 TD with 0 Int, and he didn't even get to finish it lol
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Dec 6, 2022 22:51
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Soul Glo posted:It isn't that he should have won, but again, Stetson getting in over Hendon when Hendon beat Stetson in the SEC Offensive Player of the Year while also having better stats with a worse team is just insane. Yeah, but which one is healthy
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Dec 6, 2022 22:54
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Groverat was also a loving awful poster, aside from stanning for Sandusky. Easily the worst around here every one of you is 10 times the poster that guy is
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Dec 6, 2022 22:57
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You’ll really love the Fansville ads when you remember what they replaced
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GD_American posted:You’ll really love the Fansville ads when you remember what they replaced The Fansville ad campaign has to end eventually with a Saint Elsewhere-esque reveal that it’s all been the fever dream of Larry Culpepper
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Dec 6, 2022 23:13
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General Dog posted:The Fansville ad campaign has to end eventually with a Saint Elsewhere-esque reveal that it’s all been the fever dream of Larry Culpepper They’ve literally already done this
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Dec 6, 2022 23:15
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Hed posted:Are you talking about groverat? He got a 100k hour probation in 2011. And according to my calculations that means we're fewer than 5 months away from his homecoming.
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Henchman of Santa posted:He only got injured with 1.5 games to go, one of which was against Vanderbilt. I think South Carolina’s total performance is what really erased his campaign. Dixon got injured in game 10/11 and his efforts evaporated into a cloud. Hendon was good against USCe, the defense was the issue there. That's my point though! once you're injured you're out of the spotlight and you get instantly forgotten no matter what you've done to that point.
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Thinking about heading to the Alamo Bowl with the wife and kiddo. Have never been to a bowl game. Actually got tickets for USC/Texas but couldn't go, so had to sell them.
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Neil Armbong posted:Thinking about heading to the Alamo Bowl with the wife and kiddo. Have never been to a bowl game. Actually got tickets for USC/Texas but couldn't go, so had to sell them. Just a warning if you don't know, traffic on the highway gets god-awful close to game time at the Alamodome so I'd advise getting to town early and like, going to the actual Alamo or eating or something til its time to walk over
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The Notorious ZSB posted:Dixon got injured in game 10/11 and his efforts evaporated into a cloud. Hendon was good against USCe, the defense was the issue there. drat was Dixon's that late in the season? I thought it was like late October, first weekend of November at the latest.
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Komet posted:Yeah, it was groverat. He was the other Texas fan, right? fast cars loose anus posted:Yes, he was a Texas fan but reminder that he got his 100k probation for defending Sandusky and also posted about how he taught 8th graders so we should probably just probate him again to be safe Yep, he was the guy who would do the "WE'RE TEXAS" and it was mildly funny but I did the same "click on that probe" and thought "oh yeah. hmm."...
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Soul Glo posted:It isn't that he should have won, but again, Stetson getting in over Hendon when Hendon beat Stetson in the SEC Offensive Player of the Year while also having better stats with a worse team is just insane. It’s not even a Hooker vs Stetson thing. I don’t think that Hooker got snubbed for Stetson. Stetson even being there is a joke because he’s not even the best player on his team much less his side of the ball. If they’d put Carter or Bowers in there I probably wouldn’t have thought twice about it. Henchman of Santa posted:He only got injured with 1.5 games to go, one of which was against Vanderbilt. I think South Carolina’s total performance is what really erased his campaign. I still don’t think that’s really a knock on him specifically. He was like 250 3TDs when he went down it’s just that our defense got blown the gently caress out. Then he got injured and it was over. I feel like the same thing happened with Corum at Michigan. There was a lot of noise there then he got hurt and it stopped. e: if any game screwed him it was the UGA game where he just disappeared. Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Dec 7, 2022 |
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Kenneth Walker also got derailed by injury and he didn't even miss time, just had a couple of games where he didn't put up huge numbers. I think Heisman voters just don't think about it until November.
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GD_American posted:They’ve literally already done this Yeah, it was how I think it was last year ended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCBAZs36LBw
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look y'all, 2021 UGA had one of the great modern college football defenses and didn't have a single dude from it in NYC, meanwhile Dude McTryhard from Michigan gets an invite (right before being stuffed into a duffel bag in the Orange Bowl); we were owed the shoe being on the other foot this time
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D.N. Nation posted:look y'all, 2021 UGA had one of the great modern college football defenses and didn't have a single dude from it in NYC, meanwhile Dude McTryhard from Michigan gets an invite (right before being stuffed into a duffel bag in the Orange Bowl); we were owed the shoe being on the other foot this time Hutchinson has so far been better than any of those Georgia players in the NFL so I guess that was the right call.
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Yes and Stetson* will have a better pro career than Hooker. * as a Patriots slot receiver
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I'm starting up the Abdul Carter Heisman hype train now. We need a linebacker Heisman winner and that dude was unbelievable as a true freshman, more polished than Micah Parsons.
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