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vyelkin posted:Where I grew up we didn't have Olive Garden but we did have this: lol hell ya
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olive garden not salting the pasta water because a consultant told them they could get 3-4 more batches of spagett out of the lifetime of each pot that way
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Dec 5, 2022 19:54
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Lord of Pie posted:olive garden not salting the pasta water because a consultant told them they could get 3-4 more batches of spagett out of the lifetime of each pot that way Lib and let die posted:They don't make Italian food
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I guess Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant the way Red Lobster is a New England themed restaurant. You know they're half-assing it when they don't even do the accent.
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Dec 5, 2022 19:56
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helpful tip: if you can understand your waiter, it's not an italian restaurant
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Dec 5, 2022 19:56
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Please I just ate a whole plate of dingamagu
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Dec 5, 2022 19:57
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Lib and let die posted:helpful tip: if you can understand your waiter, it's not an italian restaurant many paradoxes are happening in Italy right now I reckon
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Dec 5, 2022 19:58
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there’s probably too much pizza competition and maybe it’s harder to organize the space in their kitchen. no clue.
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Lib and let die posted:helpful tip: if you can understand your waiter, it's not an italian restaurant your waiter comes to check on your drinks and pours a pitcher of iced tea down your rear end because they were talking with their hands
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Dec 5, 2022 19:59
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professor scudworth told me that olive garden is like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful italian stereotype and i don't think he'd lie
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Dec 5, 2022 22:21
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Olive Garden is better Italian food than Italian food
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Xaris posted:Olive Garden is better Italian food than Italian food what-a da gently caress
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Lord of Pie posted:olive garden not salting the pasta water because a consultant told them they could get 3-4 more batches of spagett out of the lifetime of each pot that way Even if the pot degradation thing were true, there’s no way that the amortized cost of the pot is more than the cost of the salt.
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Dec 6, 2022 03:45
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Canada has a restaurant called Boston Pizza.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Canada has a restaurant called Boston Pizza. You can order a Hawaiian pizza there, which was also invented in Canada. Did the Italians invent anything? I say no.
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Dec 6, 2022 04:51
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they invented crucifixion
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Canada has a restaurant called Boston Pizza. it’s in US too just called Boston’s
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croup coughfield posted:they invented crucifixion Probably stole that too
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Dec 6, 2022 07:23
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Persians, Greeks and Carthaginians all did it first. Like everything else.
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Dec 6, 2022 11:07
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italians stole it then hosed up using it so bad its now an symbol of a major religion.
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Dec 6, 2022 13:10
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the italians also invented lead water pipes millennia ahead of their time. show some respect
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Dec 6, 2022 14:34
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Italian food isn't even that good, oh I use-a da olive oil and da garlic, maybe a tomato ok maybe learn literally anything else if your brain can process it
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Dec 6, 2022 20:19
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It speaks to the Italian mindset that most of their expensive delicacies involve accidentally forgetting about something for months until you find it again covered in mold and still decide to eat it.
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Dec 6, 2022 20:20
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Zerg Mans posted:It speaks to the Italian mindset that most of their expensive delicacies involve accidentally forgetting about something for months until you find it again covered in mold and still decide to eat it. leaded wine was a hell of a drug
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Dec 6, 2022 20:22
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Zerg Mans posted:It speaks to the Italian mindset that most of their expensive delicacies involve accidentally forgetting about something for months until you find it again covered in mold and still decide to eat it. did narco polo l steal century eggs too?
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Dec 6, 2022 20:24
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Zerg Mans posted:It speaks to the Italian mindset that most of their expensive delicacies involve accidentally forgetting about something for months until you find it again covered in mold and still decide to eat it. this is actually a cool thing to do any many cool cultures practice it too gently caress off zerg mans
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Cuttlefush posted:this is actually a cool thing to do any many cool cultures practice it too mama mia!
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Dec 6, 2022 20:28
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ill give-a yous such a slap
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Dec 6, 2022 20:29
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Zerg Mans posted:It speaks to the Italian mindset that most of their expensive delicacies involve accidentally forgetting about something for months until you find it again covered in mold and still decide to eat it. lmao
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Dec 6, 2022 20:41
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They should try remembering how to make garum if it really was that delicious.
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Futanari Damacy posted:They should try remembering how to make garum if it really was that delicious. a bunch of nerds and professionals have tried to make it and put results in YouTube. didn’t sound terrible nor good.
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Dec 6, 2022 20:45
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mawarannahr posted:a bunch of nerds and professionals have tried to make it and put results in YouTube. didn’t sound terrible nor good. I wonder though if it's an exact process/recipe that we're missing a step from (Damascus steel/Greek fire) or if there is an ingredient that no longer exists (like Silphium) that makes it good.
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Futanari Damacy posted:I wonder though if it's an exact process/recipe that we're missing a step from (Damascus steel/Greek fire) or if there is an ingredient that no longer exists (like Silphium) that makes it good. maybe it wasnt good
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Futanari Damacy posted:I wonder though if it's an exact process/recipe that we're missing a step from (Damascus steel/Greek fire) or if there is an ingredient that no longer exists (like Silphium) that makes it good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHz6EaLgJ1A
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garum production was so gross there were laws that it could only be made in specific areas designated for the poo poo/piss industries like tanneries
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Dec 6, 2022 20:58
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Zerg Mans posted:It speaks to the Italian mindset that most of their expensive delicacies involve accidentally forgetting about something for months until you find it again covered in mold and still decide to eat it.
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Dec 6, 2022 21:02
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Zerg Mans posted:It speaks to the Italian mindset that most of their expensive delicacies involve accidentally forgetting about something for months until you find it again covered in mold and still decide to eat it. If Sardinia counts as Italian (debatable) then Italians are responsible for making a cheese so revolting it's outlawed in the EU and US
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZkkOwFauE&t=918s
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Judgy Fucker posted:If Sardinia counts as Italian (debatable) then Italians are responsible for making a cheese so revolting it's outlawed in the EU and US this is worse than inventing fascism
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Tony Soprano in a bathrobe, eating casu martzu straight out of the fridge with his bare hands while breathing heavily thru his nose
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