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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Scheisserland

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
rip shitzerland

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Dango Bango posted:

So many people chanting Ronal-do like Da-rryl

Haha

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ronaldo is gonna get subbed on for a guy who is going to get a standing ovation when he comes off.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
the Swiss defence is full of holes

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Now that would have been a sick goal

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

vyelkin posted:

the Swiss defence is full of holes

it's full of goals op

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
Swiss conspiracy to embarrass Ronaldo

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
In baseball sabermetrics they have a stat called "wins above replacement" which enumerates for an individual player how well their team would do with them playing vs. with anyone else in their place and welp

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


so Gonçalo Ramos had all the goals I expected Spain to score

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
another 100 millions transfer for benfica

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
which club will sign Ramos and get 4 goals from him next season?

I think Newcastle

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
nice portugoals

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Just sitting here thanking God for Pepe still playing for Portugal, because they remain so hateful due to him even without Ronaldo and with all this lovely team play.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Paperhouse posted:

which club will sign Ramos and get 4 goals from him next season?

I think Newcastle

It's always everton

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Paperhouse posted:

which club will sign Ramos and get 4 goals from him next season?

I think Newcastle

Thankfully United are already signing Gakpo and Vinicius Jr so they don't need him

Edit: The real answer is Wolves, they need a striker

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

tristeham posted:

another 100 millions transfer for benfica

Can’t wait for him and Felix to sit in a Simeone low block and get bollocked for passing the halfway line

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
golazo ramos

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Magnus Ronnie: :smug:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Ol Ronny the rapist takes the field.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



bitchiano ronaldo on

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Pisstiano Ronaldo

Dual Monarchy
Feb 20, 2013
alright time to start conceding goals Portugal

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Paperhouse posted:

which club will sign Ramos and get 4 goals from him next season?

I think Newcastle

United after the Saudis buy them after getting bored with Newcastle

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Looks like the lads just emptied the tank against Serbia and have nothing left now. Shaq and Xhaka have been invisible tonight, Embolo hasn't been able to do much with the few chances he's been provided, defense has been crap... can't argue with the result when we play like this.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
The Ronaldo free kick conundrum: sky or wall

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


lmao I hate Ronaldo and his ilk so much. That smug loving smile like goddamn yeah you're exceptionally good at football gently caress you. I'm exceptionally good at my job but you get paid more in seconds than I get all year because the world is hosed but I actually make a meaningful difference in the world for a lot of kids that doesn't compare to you scoring goals or whatever, gently caress you

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Into the wall but I'm posting it anyway:

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



right into the wall lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
poonaldo

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you Morocco for saving us from the most boring and expect QF results.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
It's wall

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Shrapnig posted:

Into the wall but I'm posting it anyway:


Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Well looks like the double eagle flew into a goddamn train

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Taeke posted:

lmao I hate Ronaldo and his ilk so much. That smug loving smile like goddamn yeah you're exceptionally good at football gently caress you. I'm exceptionally good at my job but you get paid more in seconds than I get all year because the world is hosed but I actually make a meaningful difference in the world for a lot of kids that doesn't compare to you scoring goals or whatever, gently caress you

Yeah, but are you the best in the world at your job?

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

lol ronaldo

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Straight into the wall, classic Donaldo

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
lol he sucks so much

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


i would keep on the rookie who scored the hat trick so he can try for golden boot :beerpal:

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