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Aphrodite posted:Mostly. Kevin Hart pulling a Jackie Chan if he had a gay kid would hardly surprise me, but he did post it like it was a joke. It wasn't funny even for 2010 era standards though. personally it seems pretty naive at best to untether the homophobia from the former to the comments of the latter e: i can already tell I'm gonna get told to knock it off so this is the last I'll say about it
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Soul Glo posted:further disappointed that no one itt got the joke of having the rock play a rock man I guess you didn't see Love & Thunder because they already made that joke.
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I remember Robin Williams, but I absolutely must have memory hole'd Dwayne Johnson in Jumanji because I don't remember that AT ALL.
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Gologle posted:I remember Robin Williams, but I absolutely must have memory hole'd Dwayne Johnson in Jumanji because I don't remember that AT ALL. He was in the remake they did a few years ago where it is a video game that sucks people into it.
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Gologle posted:I remember Robin Williams, but I absolutely must have memory hole'd Dwayne Johnson in Jumanji because I don't remember that AT ALL. they've done two new ones, also starring Nebula and the dude from Hereditary and Jack Black and Kevin Hart lol
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Soul Glo posted:further disappointed that no one itt got the joke of having the rock play a rock man it's also fun to imagine The Thing delivering his catch phrases like The Rock would deliver a catch phrase
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Dec 6, 2022 22:45
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Lunatic Sledge posted:it's also fun to imagine The Thing delivering his catch phrases like The Rock would deliver a catch phrase he calls himself the ever loving blue eyed thing and no one comments on it
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Dec 6, 2022 22:55
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Gologle posted:That sounds awful tbh Like I said, it's better than it had any right to be"
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Dec 6, 2022 22:57
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site posted:he calls himself the ever loving blue eyed thing and no one comments on it Because it is much better than his original version "I'm the motherfucking Aryan specimen!"
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Dec 6, 2022 22:59
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Lobok posted:Because it is much better than his original version "I'm the motherfucking Aryan specimen!" Jack Kirby is going to rise from the grave and punch your lights out for that one
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Dec 6, 2022 23:02
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This has got me imagining Ben as a modern day wrestler instead of an old timey one and I think he might have an easier time fighting the Hulk if he was constantly launching his 2 ton rock body at him via suicide dives
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Dec 6, 2022 23:40
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Opopanax posted:Jack Kirby is going to rise from the grave and punch your lights out for that one Nothing more White Supremacist than a golem from Delancey Street.
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OnimaruXLR posted:This has got me imagining Ben as a modern day wrestler instead of an old timey one and I think he might have an easier time fighting the Hulk if he was constantly launching his 2 ton rock body at him via suicide dives And then have the modern day comic "fans" get upset because the fights have no storytelling, no selling, and no psychology. "Back in my day Spider-Man never did flips, he always punched Green Goblin, and Green Goblin wouldn't shrug it off like it didn't hurt!"
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OnimaruXLR posted:This has got me imagining Ben as a modern day wrestler instead of an old timey one and I think he might have an easier time fighting the Hulk if he was constantly launching his 2 ton rock body at him via suicide dives At Marvel it always comes back to the ring. Spider-Man and Thing wrestling, Daredevil boxing, and of course the circus.
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Lobok posted:Because it is much better than his original version "I'm the motherfucking Aryan specimen!" oh the idea was the rocks eyes are not blue lol
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Bruceski posted:Nothing more White Supremacist than a golem from Delancey Street. jesus CHRIST i nearly gagged laughing at this, am i bad person?
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Aphrodite posted:Mostly. Kevin Hart pulling a Jackie Chan if he had a gay kid would hardly surprise me, Am I about to learn some Jackie Chan lore that's gonna make me sad?
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SlimGoodbody posted:Am I about to learn some Jackie Chan lore that's gonna make me sad? Jackie pretty much publicly disowned his son after a drug-related arrest and iirc he has an illegitimate daughter from an old affair that he either doesn’t support financially or only supported on the hush-hush before it became public. Basically he’s a bad dad. He’s also become a pro-authoritarian dude when it comes to Hong Kong, but that’s been going on since the early 2000s. Big Mean Jerk fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Dec 7, 2022 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Jackie pretty much publicly disowned his son after a drug-related arrest and iirc he has an illegitimate daughter from an old affair that he either doesn’t support financially or only supported on the hush-hush before it became public. Basically he’s a bad dad. Jackie ☹ quote:He’s also become a pro-authoritarian dude when it comes to Hong Kong, but that’s been going on since the early 2000s. Idk enough about what is actually going on in the sino-political sphere to form a hard opinion on any of that. All I know is America REALLY has a mad-on for China, and has for pretty much my whole life, so any time we get English language reporting on that country it's always "China eats babies and drinks blood and worships demons and does seven genocides a day," which strains credulity imo so I try to stay kinda agnostic. I hope that uhh everything works out and everyone is uhh happy and has a nice time 😃🤙
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Jackie pretty much publicly disowned his son after a drug-related arrest and iirc he has an illegitimate daughter from an old affair that he either doesn’t support financially or only supported on the hush-hush before it became public. Basically he’s a bad dad. If I remember right said daughter was disowned by her mother after she came out as gay so it all ties back in a big bigoted wheel.
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The drug thing isn’t a huge surprise….there is a massive social stigma against illegal drug use in a lot of Asian countries
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Bruceski posted:Nothing more White Supremacist than a golem from Delancey Street. Rhyno posted:jesus CHRIST Well we're going to the bad place together then because I laughed out loud at work hah.
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SlimGoodbody posted:Idk enough about what is actually going on in the sino-political sphere to form a hard opinion on any of that. All I know is America REALLY has a mad-on for China, and has for pretty much my whole life, so any time we get English language reporting on that country it's always "China eats babies and drinks blood and worships demons and does seven genocides a day," which strains credulity imo so I try to stay kinda agnostic. I hope that uhh everything works out and everyone is uhh happy and has a nice time 😃🤙 Kinda tough to “stay agnostic” when you see Hong Kong police cracking protester skulls for extremely minor infractions, but you do you
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Joe Fisto posted:What the gently caress is going on in here? Everyone has brain damage due to the discourse, OP
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The daughter says that both her mother and Jackie abandoned her for being gay. People seem to believe the reason he turned CCP shill is to protect his son. As lovely as that is, I can understand that.
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Comfortador posted:Well we're going to the bad place together then because I laughed out loud at work hah. First time hearing that one? Lee and Kirby weren't known for being subtle, that was one of the examples brought out against people in the early 2000s complaining that they'd "suddenly made the character Jewish".
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Kinda tough to “stay agnostic” when you see Hong Kong police cracking protester skulls for extremely minor infractions, but you do you I mean yeah obviously I don't like that, but the US does so much worse (domestically and abroad), and so constantly, that I don't, like, feel qualified to sit in judgment of them, I guess? Similarly with North Korea, yes, all western press I've heard about them sounds insane, often unbelievably so. It's probably not a fun place to live regardless. But on the other hand, we firebombed and massacred them with such gut churning enthusiasm that the entire country, civilians included, had to live underground for years. It probably has something to do with why they're paranoid and belligerent! So idk man in general I just kinda shut up on it if they get portrayed as weird and bad in my country's media bc the only answer my country has to poo poo like that anyway is "start a foreverwar and kill them all" which is not my preferred outcome 🤷♂️
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Opopanax posted:We can probably just not do this in the comic book movie thread This is politics thread now I guess. How about that Kanye West fella?
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Joe Fisto posted:This is politics thread now I guess. He's got the mask, the costume, and the insane megalomaniac dictator opinions; I'm really fascinated with his supervillain arc!
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SlimGoodbody posted:He's got the mask, the costume, and the insane megalomaniac dictator opinions; I'm really fascinated with his supervillain arc! Kanye secretly cast as MCU Dr Doom? You heard it here first from We Got This Covered!
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Just imagine how much cooler the world would be right now if someone had convinced him to buy a skull island instead of Parler.
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SlimGoodbody posted:Just imagine how much cooler the world would be right now if someone had convinced him to buy a skull island instead of Parler. That would’ve been a better use of his money. A volcano lair would be a good fit as well.
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SlimGoodbody posted:He's got the mask, the costume, and the insane megalomaniac dictator opinions; I'm really fascinated with his supervillain arc! Ye isn't fit to lick MF DOOM's boots. 
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At this point Ye has more in common with Red Skull than Doom. gently caress, he actually has more in common with Captain Nazi than any other villain.
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Madkal posted:At this point Ye has more in common with Red Skull than Doom. gently caress, he actually has more in common with Captain Nazi than any other villain. Maybe be could be an act 1 villain in the next Cap movie, Hate-Monger
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