Wrestling Social Media Thread: Muscle is my shirt

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

JethroMcB posted:

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1465113965697150978

HamburgerTownUSA posted:

It was part of Emi's early adventures in America where she was trying to figure out how to order stuff from Amazon. This happened during one of the times Mei was in the US (I think her first time?).

I remembered incorrectly, and it wasn't Tupperware containers, it was Ziploc containers. She needed 12 of those small Ziploc round Twist 'n Loc containers, which came 4 in a pack. She misunderstood an Amazon listing, and instead of ordering three 4-packs of containers to get her 12, she ordered from a listing which was selling three boxes of 24-count (so each box was six of the 4-packs), so she ended up with 60 more containers than she needed.

She would later find a way to get rid of her extra containers by having a special Christmas sale on the ChocoPro store where you could buy a "Killer Queens" package that was an autographed cheki and a ChocoPro chocolate, all inside a signed Ziploc container.

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1469186392580313088

While this was supposed to have arrived in time for Christmas, due to a combination of Emi not knowing how to use the US postal system, and her getting busy with wrestling stuff, people didn't get them until way later. Like mine didn't arrive until February (around the time of ChocoPro #203), so not only did it have two chekis of Emi and Mei from Mei's time in the US (which was around ChocoPro #180), there was also a cheki that Mei was in from ChocoPro #200, so who knows how the timetable was looking regarding stuff being sent out. I think I saw some people not getting theirs until like July.

Absolutely incredible stuff :allears:

# ? Dec 7, 2022 00:52

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# ? May 25, 2024 04:36

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1600271276706185216

# ? Dec 7, 2022 03:29

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Shard posted:

https://twitter.com/Randanopterix/status/1600171722069508100

lmfao

# ? Dec 7, 2022 04:04

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Coolest chokeslam escape.
https://twitter.com/SondreBjorn/status/1600065444248887296

# ? Dec 7, 2022 04:59

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

She simply cannot be stopped
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1600341578010152968

# ? Dec 7, 2022 05:33

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Emi it's ok to admit you have a problem :smith:

# ? Dec 7, 2022 05:49

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

there is maybe half an onion in the pan. where are the rest of the onions

# ? Dec 7, 2022 06:02

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Emi living her best life

# ? Dec 7, 2022 06:04

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1600358380719452160

He's right, they did.

# ? Dec 7, 2022 06:17

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Raskolnikov38 posted:

there is maybe half an onion in the pan. where are the rest of the onions

A massive amount of onions and a whole stick of butter
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1600330214768226304

Here's a little extra spicy content curtesy of Emi's japanese account
https://twitter.com/sakura_gtmv/status/1600349995114196992

# ? Dec 7, 2022 06:51

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1600274054207766529?s=20&t=Z9k_j_4v7cMWT8zIa6Xkjw

# ? Dec 7, 2022 09:26

Tampa Bae: Aug 23, 2021; Please, this is all I have

I'm going to assume Emi did not learn her lesson from a year ago about buying things in bulk in America and keeps continuing to do so

# ? Dec 7, 2022 12:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1600274054207766529?s=20&t=Z9k_j_4v7cMWT8zIa6Xkjw

"So if I eat like Satoshi Kojima I'll have muscles like him?"
"Well sure if you also wor-
"I don't need to hear the rest of that sentence!"

# ? Dec 7, 2022 12:08

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

fez_machine posted:

A massive amount of onions and a whole stick of butter
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1600330214768226304

Here's a little extra spicy content curtesy of Emi's japanese account
https://twitter.com/sakura_gtmv/status/1600349995114196992

Is she trying to kill her opponents with bad breath & rank farts? :lol:

# ? Dec 7, 2022 14:29

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Having a whole lot of caramelized onions on hand to add to various things is a pretty good practice tbh.

# ? Dec 7, 2022 14:31

CombineThresher: Apr 10, 2006; GIT R DONNE

Emi should be central to AEW's next reality TV show. That woman is fascinating.

# ? Dec 7, 2022 15:15

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Shot of Emi

# ? Dec 7, 2022 15:52

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Elephant Ambush posted:

Shot of Emi

MJF standing awkwardly to the side as Emi silently dices a mountain of onions.

# ? Dec 7, 2022 15:54

Ziggy Tzardust: Apr 7, 2006

Cheeseburger did a little Japanese guide to American chants. Translation in the follow up tweets.

https://twitter.com/joshipw4life/status/1600543475589693456?s=46&t=ktekAQ6PYKL7ZNt4wO3E2w

# ? Dec 7, 2022 19:21

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Cheeseburger did a little Japanese guide to American chants. Translation in the follow up tweets.

https://twitter.com/joshipw4life/status/1600543475589693456?s=46&t=ktekAQ6PYKL7ZNt4wO3E2w

congratulations to cheeseburber for teaching the worst part of American wrestling to other cultures

Let's Go [name] is acceptable, the rest all suck major rear end unless You Deserve It is being used when something bad happens to a heel

# ? Dec 7, 2022 19:34

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Lone Goat posted:

congratulations to cheeseburber for teaching the worst part of American wrestling to other cultures

Let's Go [name] is acceptable, the rest all suck major rear end unless You Deserve It is being used when something bad happens to a heel

I also hate people having fun

# ? Dec 7, 2022 19:36

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Cheeseburger did a little Japanese guide to American chants. Translation in the follow up tweets.

https://twitter.com/joshipw4life/status/1600543475589693456?s=46&t=ktekAQ6PYKL7ZNt4wO3E2w

Doesn't have "You're gonna get your loving head kicked in" 0/10

# ? Dec 7, 2022 19:38

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Lone Goat posted:

Let's Go [name] is acceptable, the rest all suck major rear end unless You Deserve It is being used when something bad happens to a heel

# ? Dec 7, 2022 19:47

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

https://twitter.com/laparktapia/status/1600359173585133570

# ? Dec 7, 2022 19:48

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Lone Goat posted:

congratulations to cheeseburber for teaching the worst part of American wrestling to other cultures

Let's Go [name] is acceptable, the rest all suck major rear end unless You Deserve It is being used when something bad happens to a heel

What?

# ? Dec 7, 2022 19:56

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

Let's go Taichi/Taichi go home is the only acceptable chant

# ? Dec 7, 2022 20:06

Kvantum: Feb 5, 2006; Skee-entist

Mr. Squishy posted:

What?

"I said the worst chant in the history of pro wrestling."

# ? Dec 7, 2022 20:07

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Elephant Ambush posted:

Doesn't have "You're gonna get your loving head kicked in" 0/10

American chants, Not English.

# ? Dec 7, 2022 21:01

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Kvantum posted:

"I said the worst chant in the history of pro wrestling."

What?

# ? Dec 7, 2022 21:52

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/WrestlingColin/status/1600506738704351232

# ? Dec 8, 2022 00:48

Wazzu: Feb 28, 2008; Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1600630967768842240?s=20&t=6IYbwZj5RfbFZmNIzKu-7Q

# ? Dec 8, 2022 00:53

0konner: Nov 17, 2016; I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/laparktapia/status/1600359173585133570

Seeing a Stryper set immediately followed by behemoth must be a real sensory experience.

# ? Dec 8, 2022 01:12

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Randanopterix/status/1600301729630883840

# ? Dec 8, 2022 01:30

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/Jade_Cargill/status/1600710062808236032?s=20&t=zkj94EDFZVC8h7VwgeAzXw

I personally do not know if it is the best time in the world to loudly be a kanye fan, but hey, i am just a hater

# ? Dec 8, 2022 06:06

Bonk: Aug 4, 2002; Douche Baggins

Dimebags Brain posted:

Coolest chokeslam escape.
https://twitter.com/SondreBjorn/status/1600065444248887296

If he can nail down some rope balancing, Nagano has potential to be like, Fenix levels of absurd high-flying talent.

Still can't believe he's only been wrestling since August.

# ? Dec 8, 2022 08:47

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

rotinaj posted:

https://twitter.com/Jade_Cargill/status/1600710062808236032?s=20&t=zkj94EDFZVC8h7VwgeAzXw

I personally do not know if it is the best time in the world to loudly be a kanye fan, but hey, i am just a hater

Welp, gently caress Jade, and gently caress AEW if they keep her employed.

# ? Dec 8, 2022 09:01

Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Welp, gently caress Jade, and gently caress AEW if they keep her employed.

lol

# ? Dec 8, 2022 11:39

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Seams posted:

lol

# ? Dec 8, 2022 11:49

Kosmo Gallion: Sep 13, 2013

What does that tweet mean and why should AEW fire Jade because of it?

# ? Dec 8, 2022 11:52

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# ? May 25, 2024 04:36

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

They're lyrics from a Kanye West song, Power to be specific

I don't think it's anywhere near a fireable offense but it's also probably not smart for anyone to reference Ye since he went full Nazi

# ? Dec 8, 2022 11:53

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