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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

drat, Superman's got some bomb-rear end titties.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

RatHat posted:



I like how the overall silhouette doesn’t change and her head just absorbs her hair as she gains weight

What is 18,5?

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

What is 18,5?

European for 18.5

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

trapped mouse posted:

drat, Superman's got some bomb-rear end titties.

Put 'em on the glass, Superman!

Etoniichuan
Oct 27, 2005

Crab Dad posted:

Oh hey my county. gently caress that idiot for attempting to drive like that but the fine does seem a bit high.

This is literally everyone in Port Orchard.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
I know it’s Skweezy but…

https://twitter.com/skweezy/status/1600316292741107712?s=21

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Etoniichuan posted:

This is literally everyone in Port Orchard.

this inspired me. Gorst is cursed, therefore all images of Gorst are cursed:




Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Espresso-gone-crazy.com doesn’t exist anymore but they have an Instagram page which appears to be mostly strippers with big asses. Reporting live from the internet, Frank Frank (and his less than enthusiastic wife who he just had to explain this to)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Etoniichuan posted:

This is literally everyone in Port Orchard.

Hey I resemble this remark!

I put a piece of canvass over my windshield and just gently pulled it off to remove the snow.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So it's a diarrhea stripping club? Doesn't sound safe.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Frank Frank posted:

Espresso-gone-crazy.com doesn’t exist anymore but they have an Instagram page which appears to be mostly strippers with big asses. Reporting live from the internet, Frank Frank (and his less than enthusiastic wife who he just had to explain this to)

Quoting for posterity.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Humphreys posted:

Quoting for posteriors.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Reminded of this cursed story.



It actually happened right across the sound in Everett.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Organs harvested from mice, one Lego dude for Ł5

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Are those mouse kidneys or testicles?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Scratch Monkey posted:

Are those mouse kidneys or testicles?

I was going to ask this, but I figured some questions are best left unanswered.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Too small to be mouse balls.

A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica
I think those could actually be mouse balls. Rats are the rodents known for the bloody huge nadgers.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yeah Rat and mouse testes are huge.

I remember in biology our professor cut open rat testes and put sperm on a slide under a microscope hooked up to a projector, and I saw him absentmindedly wipe his glove on his moustache after smearing the semen on the slide.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Rat jizz science teacher would be a good user name if its not too long.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Mr. Fix It posted:

this inspired me. Gorst is cursed, therefore all images of Gorst are cursed:






How many goons live/have lived in PO, Jeeze.

Toy's Topless was shut down for health and building code violations, including dumping raw sewage straight into Sinclair Inlet

Which probably combines nicely with the illegally buried toxic waste the shipyard buried next to Gorst, that's been leaching into Gorst creek.

And yeah, Gorst has at least one fatal motorcycle collision a year, thanks to it being a monumental fuckup of highway and traffic design, compounded by dumb poo poo like Google Maps telling me the "quickest" way to get to my house is simply to make a U-turn in Gorst, directly into the teeth of oncoming rush hour traffic, coming out of a blind curve.



Quick&Tasty's makes one of the best burgers around though, so it's not all bad.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Kharnifex posted:

I saw him absentmindedly wipe his glove on his moustache after smearing the semen on the slide.

Paging Ratjaculation

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Elviscat posted:

How many goons live/have lived in PO, Jeeze.

Toy's Topless was shut down for health and building code violations, including dumping raw sewage straight into Sinclair Inlet

Which probably combines nicely with the illegally buried toxic waste the shipyard buried next to Gorst, that's been leaching into Gorst creek.

And yeah, Gorst has at least one fatal motorcycle collision a year, thanks to it being a monumental fuckup of highway and traffic design, compounded by dumb poo poo like Google Maps telling me the "quickest" way to get to my house is simply to make a U-turn in Gorst, directly into the teeth of oncoming rush hour traffic, coming out of a blind curve.



Quick&Tasty's makes one of the best burgers around though, so it's not all bad.
It No Tolls for thee

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Cartoon Man posted:

gently caress this holy poo poo is this bothering the gently caress out of me.

:argh:

I'm sorry

https://i.imgur.com/CJMNklX.gifv

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

I wish one of those gifs had the full sequence of infuriating fuckups. Like, that one ends before she cuts the sandwich into a 90/10 split.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Skippy McPants posted:

I wish one of those gifs had the full sequence of infuriating fuckups. Like, that one ends before she cuts the sandwich into a 90/10 split.

How infuriating.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Elviscat posted:

How many goons live/have lived in PO, Jeeze.

Toy's Topless was shut down for health and building code violations, including dumping raw sewage straight into Sinclair Inlet

Which probably combines nicely with the illegally buried toxic waste the shipyard buried next to Gorst, that's been leaching into Gorst creek.

And yeah, Gorst has at least one fatal motorcycle collision a year, thanks to it being a monumental fuckup of highway and traffic design, compounded by dumb poo poo like Google Maps telling me the "quickest" way to get to my house is simply to make a U-turn in Gorst, directly into the teeth of oncoming rush hour traffic, coming out of a blind curve.



Quick&Tasty's makes one of the best burgers around though, so it's not all bad.

nah, not PO. Bainbridge Island for my teens and part of 20s, so more familiar with north kitsap. was right off of 167 before that, which is a weird coincidence.

this video is cursed because it's part parody song and 100% local humor from the 90s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkNZoRZwrzo

Doccers
Aug 15, 2000


Patron Saint of Chickencheese

Etoniichuan posted:

This is literally everyone in Port Orchard.

....

I hate feeling called out like this,

but I can't argue it.

:(

[edit]

Elviscat posted:

Quick&Tasty's makes one of the best burgers around though, so it's not all bad.

Was wondering if they were decent, I'll give them a try, thanks.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

I'm down in here in Centralia nodding along

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983


This gif has always been subtly funnier for me because the wedding ring implies she's doing this to a very frustrated husband/wife

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
It is weird how many washington goons there are that pop up when a city gets mentioned lol

Bothell reporting in, the curse is dipshits street racing on the highway at all drat hours

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Code Jockey posted:

It is weird how many washington goons there are that pop up when a city gets mentioned lol

Bothell reporting in, the curse is dipshits street racing on the highway at all drat hours

Goons are infiltrating the halls of power world wide!



(Everyone knows Washington states not DC is where all the real politics is done.)

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Kharnifex posted:

Yeah Rat and mouse testes are huge.

Hamsters too.



Also holy poo poo that site is still up.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Mr. Fix It posted:

this video is cursed because it's part parody song and 100% local humor from the 90s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkNZoRZwrzo
Is that from Almost Live? I got sort of into that show when it was on Comedy Central, years before I moved to Seattle for a while and discovered they had basically taken a local Seattle cable show and put it on nationally with no changes. That has to be about the last time that ever happened, surely, speaking of curses

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

I got to go to a taping of almost live when I was 15, it was great

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

Kharnifex posted:

Yeah Rat and mouse testes are huge.

My ex had pet rats and she would absent mindedly marvel how big their balls were, then get weirdly horny & tell me i look like a mustelid

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Dr. Quarex posted:

Is that from Almost Live? I got sort of into that show when it was on Comedy Central, years before I moved to Seattle for a while and discovered they had basically taken a local Seattle cable show and put it on nationally with no changes. That has to be about the last time that ever happened, surely, speaking of curses

yep, it's from Almost Live. still sad it got cancelled, nearly 24 years later.

AlmightyBob posted:

I got to go to a taping of almost live when I was 15, it was great

so jealous

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Doccers posted:

....

I hate feeling called out like this,

but I can't argue it.

:(

[edit]

Was wondering if they were decent, I'll give them a try, thanks.

lol and Doccers out of the mist like a port orchard hills gorilla.

Good to see you around dude.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I don't know what the hell you jerks are complaining about. I live outside Orlando in Clermont. This place is horrible.

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A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica
The electric piano is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY1s6YeL8MI

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