Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
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Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Oh that's also just a thin facade for the real use case; Micro-managing remote workers. No, really. The whole use case for VR headsets in the "office" is so Managers can cope with stupid peons enjoying a work/life balance by working from home now by getting remote workers back under their manager's thumb where they can be seen and "expected" to be working constantly, with their manager able to virtually look over their shoulder constantly like at the office. Or at their open windows remotely at any time. Sitting in a VR meeting with everyone just lets you watch them all at the same time and feel like you're managing them.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:what if, instead of GeoHotz' stupid idea for a google killer, someone produced a search engine better than that Google but better? It's genius! You musked the crap out of this! Quick, fire the engineers and get me Hotz
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everyone who is interested in what posters did or did not say about this putz can go back to page 306-310 and read for themselves
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repiv posted:it feels like search engines in general are doomed now that these giant AI language models are proliferating and can churn out mountains of plausible sounding SEO garbage with minimal effort oh for sure the situation is fubar'd. the new idea is using AI like chatGPT to wade through all the trash generated by other AI unironically the best you can do now to get any reliable information from someone who is ~human is use google but add "reddit" to your query
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I would rather die.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:Elon musk the type of guy who bought those green markers that “make CDs sound better” Those really work
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Lammasu posted:Like what kind of Kickstarter? The bipolar hubris video game one? Or like a schizophrenic "going to replace binary with base 4 computing" one? Student developers pitching their big dream to investors and clearly having nothing beyond bullshot prerenders and promises they've started but think what they're working on will be real cool when they get money to make it happen.
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My favorite thing about that Hotz guy is thinking search can be improved by Javascript like, there is front-end and back-end. Javascript is front-end. All the search machinery and intelligence and data is in the back-end. Front-end is just the user interface. "Improving search" by tweaking Javascript is about equivalent to making your car go faster by painting stripes on it Someone who knows a little bit about web development would understand that what he was proposing was nonsense that would make him look like an absolute fool if he tweeted about it publicly. For that to seem like a good idea he would have to know literally nothing about the domain
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goatface posted:That means Sony did a good job. Hire the guy who designed that security. Uhh yeah. About that good job. quote:So how did Fail0verflow get the keys so quickly? Well, in creating the encrypted files, an important element of the mathematical formula is the use of a random number. The PS3 encryption scheme uses just a single random number that never varies between each signed file, while the proper way of carrying out the signing process is to use a different random number every time a file is signed. Armed with just two signatures, it is possible to mathematically reconstruct the encryption key thanks to this constant variable. In theory, it's as simple as that. In practice, some simple equation work is required. When this news broke ~7 years ago the common reaction was "no that's too stupid, you've got to be explaining it wrong", and yet here we are. Some genius decided to use one static "random number" to encrypt literally all of the PS3's signed files.
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News only broke 7 years ago, was sufficient for years without modification, obviously genius. Hire them to code the payment processing security.
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The Awesomesaurus posted:https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1599970004593946625 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebbh-BF7V5E I just imagine this guy is neurotic canadian comedian Jeffery Hotz every time and I giggle
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Gonna miss stuff like this. It's just so pure and perfect.
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Imagine all your traffic problems solved. This week I proposed a definitive solution to all traffic woes by submitting a draft of a proposal to begin development of flying cars. It should be prototyped by this Saturday and on the market by Monday because I already figured out the tough stuff just like when I came up with a way to jail-break my Tickle-Me-Elmo while still at the tender age of 19. Big auto has been wrong for decades, and will be bankrupt when we introduce the brand new Tesla TIE-Flighter, early next week at the latest.
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bird with big dick posted:Those really work Just like shaving the edge of your CDs and demagnetizing them. Audiophiles are real geniuses.
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Data Graham posted:Yes I too want all my web searches to be published openly as tweets so they are forever in my history and people can reply to them. Entire Twitter feeds would just be devs that forgot SQL update syntax
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The Awesomesaurus posted:https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1599977399403569152 Someone should probably tell George there that the idea of getting ratified, as in putting a rat next to your name was invented by a Trans-Woman. She's very funny and paints great warhams figures but I doubt he'd like her much.
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A farting mink posted:Someone should probably tell George there that the idea of getting ratified, as in putting a rat next to your name was invented by a Trans-Woman. Why bother? We all know the canned response. "Something something don't hate trans people just trans ideology something something." Followed by a tidal wave of calls for violence against LGBTQ folks in the replies.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:OK, some thoughts. This is all correct, but I don't understand what GeoHotz is even saying with this idea. What does posting a tweet have to do with search? Please someone explain the UX flow here because I'm not getting it. Like you post a tweet that's a question, and then you search that question, and it gives you the replies to the tweet? Why is posting the question necessary for searching the question?
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Think how high the posts per day will go! So much valuable content on our microblogging platform. So many more targeted ads that can be sold.
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Tiny Timbs posted:yeah you have to scroll past an entire page of sponsored listings to get to the actual search results sometimes An entire page? Haha not anymore, since they've added the worst feature ever invented to desktop search: infinite scroll
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I'm curious about the green markers that make music better
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Elon should buy Google. Then when I'm searching hot babes near me I can have neo Nazis projecting their values onto my brain via java ads flooding the screen
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I don't know if ChatGPT is conisered poor form, but I'm a bit obsessed with it. I asked it:code:
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I'm curious about the green markers that make music better https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bewaring-of-the-green
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Olewithmilk posted:I don't know if ChatGPT is conisered poor form, but I'm a bit obsessed with it. I asked it: Chat doesn't seem to understand writing a parody. I asked for all star parody about a normal guy in a generic city, and while it was on theme it didn't line up with anything in the song All Star other than having a line a man with a swear on his forehead. I got the idea this guy had a swastika on his head. It had a narrative but no rhyme structure. It does maintain rhyme structures though if you ask for a new verse for a song. pixaal fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Dec 8, 2022 |
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Accubitus posted:This is all correct, but I don't understand what GeoHotz is even saying with this idea. What does posting a tweet have to do with search? Please someone explain the UX flow here because I'm not getting it. Congrats you put more thought into it than george or anyone else at twitter HQ. Your slightly too small sofa to sleep on is this way and your workstation is right next to it!
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Oh great, forgot about this rear end in a top hat. https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1600864564417265666 Also, looks like that visit Musk made to Apple HQ recently didn't smooth things over: https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600685117579571201 IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Dec 8, 2022 |
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chatgpt is nifty but im already getting sick of it dominating the content mills online just like dall-e did for a couple months
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Uhh yeah. About that good job. Didnt Deus Ex 1 have a part where Page was just like "lol we'll just find and use a bigger prime number." (which is a hint that Page is kinda dumb because finding new and bigger rpimes isnt a non trivial task)
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Also, looks like that visit Musk made to Apple HQ recently didn't smooth things over: the plans will be called True Blue (web) and Apple Cuck (app)
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Also, looks like that visit Musk made to Apple HQ recently didn't smooth things over: This is a pretty common approach. A lot of apps explicitly tell you you should sub through their website to avoid the upcharge.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Also, looks like that visit Musk made to Apple HQ recently didn't smooth things over: I think most services have bits in the contract that say you can't do that but also "who polices the rich?"
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Accubitus posted:Like you post a tweet that's a question, and then you search that question, and it gives you the replies to the tweet? Why is posting the question necessary for searching the question? Yeah it's completely baffling. I initially thought it was gonna be like "we built a search engine into tweets", like you write a tweet saying "Hey guys what's the best Indian place in Toronto?" and then his brilliant search engine searches for the best Indian food in Toronto and writes the responses below as tweets like people were commenting and giving suggestions. I have no idea how the gently caress any of that makes any sense or why anyone would want to use that, but it still makes even more sense than the alternative which is "we made a search engine, but instead of just giving you the results, we're gonna format and rewrite them to look like tweets".
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/shaharziv/2020/07/08/heres-why-your-apple-app-store-purchases-may-be-a-ripoff/?sh=4ab726fd2007quote:Tidal: The music streaming app charges $9.99 for a monthly subscription to its premium tier on the Tidal website, but $12.99 if you purchase it through Tidal’s iPhone app. While not a huge difference, why pay $36 more each year? quote:YouTube Music (owned by Google): A monthly subscription costs $9.99 if purchased via the YouTube website, but $12.99 if want to purchase via the YouTube Music iOS app.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Also, looks like that visit Musk made to Apple HQ recently didn't smooth things over: lmao tim cook told him to go gently caress himself
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"The concrete walls and security room have been completed sir. Strip searches of all employees permitted off site can now commence to ensure they are not stealing any precious code." "Good. You've earned yourself an hours rest in one of our premium office sleeping cells. The doors lock from the outside, so tweet me when you need to get out." "Thank you sir. If I might ask, could I have some food?" "You people eat?"
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Another new directive from TwitHQ: Hardcore coders who achieve their daily line goals get the beds; cuck coders who miss their targets will couch surf. Continuing to miss will find them surfiing right out of a job. alternate post: This season's crossover of Billions X Silicon Valley X Severance has finally become too unbelievable. The Butcher posted:"The concrete walls and security room have been completed sir. Strip searches of all employees permitted off site can now commence to ensure they are not stealing any precious code." The mistake was asking for food rather than cuisine.
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Data Graham posted:My favorite thing about that Hotz guy is thinking search can be improved by Javascript To be honest, at this point it wouldn't surprise me if someone tried to implement a database in javascript at this point.
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i thought apple didn't allow you to charge extra for IAP to pass the apple tax onto the user hence why services like netflix require you to subscribe online
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Yeah it's completely baffling. I initially thought it was gonna be like "we built a search engine into tweets", like you write a tweet saying Which basically means you made Quora in twitter but with a lot more filtering if you don’t want every result to be 50 tweet long irrelevant arguments or endless walls of people suggesting the same place over and over again because it’s been asked a million times and answered the same way every time. Probably needs some sort of language interpreter as well, because people can ask very different questions using the same words. yook fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Dec 8, 2022 |
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