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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I'll watch TLOU because it was filmed literally blocks away from where I live :)

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Majkol
Oct 17, 2016
I did not know this was a thing that was being made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSMeJQRpBs

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Well dang at the final reveal. That looks really good.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Majkol posted:

I did not know this was a thing that was being made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSMeJQRpBs

Somebody should do the Scarlet Pimpernel, except give it the Paul Verhoeven Starship Troopers treatment where all the French nobles that the Scarlet Pimpernel saves are cartoonishly terrible people

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



feedmyleg posted:

Well dang at the final reveal. That looks really good.

Seriously, it looks fun. I love Eva Green. Vicky Kreips in there, too.




quite a different vibe from 30 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy9HfwyICw4

BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Dec 7, 2022

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Seriously, it looks fun. I love Eva Green. Vicky Kreips in there, too.




quite a different vibe from 30 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy9HfwyICw4

This has made me realize I can officially say that I grew up "in another era"

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Oh, if we're posting trailers for other musketeer movies...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwiuzjYjDDE

If you don't know who directed that ahead of time, make a guess before 1:50 in. It's not that hard, really.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Seriously, it looks fun. I love Eva Green. Vicky Kreips in there, too.




quite a different vibe from 30 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy9HfwyICw4

When I saw that video thumbnail, I thought "drat, Chris O'Donnell would have made a good Nightwing back then."

And then I remembered he actually was.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Thank god we've moved past quippy nonsense like this in these, our enlightened times

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Mierenneuker posted:

Oh, if we're posting trailers for other musketeer movies...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwiuzjYjDDE

If you don't know who directed that ahead of time, make a guess before 1:50 in. It's not that hard, really.

I'm interested in a milady movie, but this one is genuinely the most faithful movie adaptation of the book.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddbL9jvg77w

This looks slightly generic, but I love Bale in these types of roles, and the strength of the cast makes me think maybe this is going to be a bit better than typical genre-fare

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Thoughts: I'm impressed they avoided Pale Blue Eyes by Velvet Underground

Christian Bale is taking all the roles Daniel Day-Lewis used to

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Majkol posted:

I did not know this was a thing that was being made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSMeJQRpBs

I honestly have no interest in the Three Musketeers in general but this trailer got me excited.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Jewmanji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddbL9jvg77w

This looks slightly generic, but I love Bale in these types of roles, and the strength of the cast makes me think maybe this is going to be a bit better than typical genre-fare

Yeah I'd watch that.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mierenneuker posted:

Oh, if we're posting trailers for other musketeer movies...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwiuzjYjDDE

If you don't know who directed that ahead of time, make a guess before 1:50 in. It's not that hard, really.

Orlando Bloom is fantastic in this, just chews through every set they stand him on.

Milla Jovovitch looks more fabulous in her court finery than she ever did in a Resident Evil catsuit :allears:

Terrible film, enjoyed it 100%

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

Still can't believe Oliver Platt's action career never took off.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


This movie loving rules, and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

Hell, even now watching this trailer, I get goosebumps hearing Kiefer Sutherland yell, "SAVE THE KING!" And I don't even like kings.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I’m a complete sucker for musketeer-era action and enjoy every one of those films no matter how ridiculous, I’m quite excited for some new iterations

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


NoneMoreNegative posted:

Orlando Bloom is fantastic in this, just chews through every set they stand him on.

Milla Jovovitch looks more fabulous in her court finery than she ever did in a Resident Evil catsuit :allears:

Terrible film, enjoyed it 100%

drat, now I'm sold and will need to watch ASAP

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I mostly remember the nineties musketeer movie, because of the song they released for it (although this version of the music video is without movie footage).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofA3URC1wyk

Bryan Adams had such an enormous hit with "Everything I Do" for Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves it's not surprising he did another movie song. And I think he tried it again for Don Juan DeMarco (with Depp and Brando).

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Mierenneuker posted:

I mostly remember the nineties musketeer movie, because of the song they released for it (although this version of the music video is without movie footage).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofA3URC1wyk

Ah yes, the most gravely voiced song in music history.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Mierenneuker posted:

And I think he tried it again for Don Juan DeMarco (with Depp and Brando).

I remember that song. My wife hated that song, because she said the line, "And when you see your unborn child in her eyes...you know you really love a woman," was one of the creepiest loving things you could say in a song. And she wasn't wrong.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

thrawn527 posted:

I remember that song. My wife hated that song, because she said the line, "And when you see your unborn child in her eyes...you know you really love a woman," was one of the creepiest loving things you could say in a song. And she wasn't wrong.

To really love a woman
Let her hold you, 'til you know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her, really taste her, 'til you can feel her in your blood
And when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman


Psycho poo poo.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Mierenneuker posted:

To really love a woman
Let her hold you, 'til you know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her, really taste her, 'til you can feel her in your blood
And when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman


Psycho poo poo.

Bryan Adams wrote some...weird songs that I think a lot of people never heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMc1qAg2odg

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I haven't seen this movie since I saw it in theaters but I thought it was the coolest poo poo ever (no I did not know what Once Upon a Time in China was at the time):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFnSmS-SUXQ

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Bryan Adam's was 10 in 1969. Bullshit he played his first guitar and did all that stuff at 10!!!!!

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

precision posted:

Bryan Adam's was 10 in 1969. Bullshit he played his first guitar and did all that stuff at 10!!!!!

That's not what that song is about. He's talked about what that song is about. It's about exactly what you think it's about.

He is not a subtle man.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Played it till my fingers bled.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

davidspackage posted:

Played it till my fingers bled.

[shocking music sting] It wasn't his blood.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Bryan Adams 18 till I die album ruled. Good voice.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Willing to give the new Musketeers a shot, love those books so much.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

[shocking music sting] It wasn't his blood.

Those were the bed stains of my life.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



davidspackage posted:

Those were the bed stains of my life.

:gonk:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pls dont do that on mamas porch

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I always think that song is from John Cougar


edit: Melloncamp

edit: Melloncamp

edit: where did we land on Melloncamp

kiimo fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Dec 8, 2022

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVnIMvVEkrA

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Jesus Christ that escalated quickly

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

hits different after Crimes of the Future seemed like Cronenberg unsubtly criticizing his son

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

precision posted:

hits different after Crimes of the Future seemed like Cronenberg unsubtly criticizing his son

everybody seems to think ear guy from Crimes was unsubtly criticizing something different. i think it's kind of a rorschach test for whatever middlebrow pretentious art the viewer doesn't like.

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

everybody seems to think ear guy from Crimes was unsubtly criticizing something different. i think it's kind of a rorschach test for whatever middlebrow pretentious art the viewer doesn't like.

I didn't mean ear guy, I meant the literal father/son dynamic in the movie

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