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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AARD VARKMAN posted:

also been looking along the Amazon river today




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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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uber_stoat posted:

they love their whole olives don't they.

If they're not pitted I swear to God

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Tenchrono posted:

The Germans are way ahead of you:



This is technically a pizza.

This is some Mrs Beeton looking poo poo

Mozi posted:

No One Outpurrs The Hut

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Data Graham posted:

If they're not pitted I swear to God

This is Brazil we’re talking about.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Data Graham posted:

If they're not pitted I swear to God

the important thing is that the mestre distributes them from a distance, with calculated disregard for where they end up

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Aaaaaaaaaaa

E: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
That’s AI generated right?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That’s AI generated right?

it came up scrolling Instagram search for "mestre de pizza" lmao

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

True Mestrery. even the pizza spokesmodel seems nonplussed.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net.../tmnt-pizza.mp4

itry
Aug 23, 2019





...why

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That’s AI generated right?

Not even an AI can come up with that.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Tenchrono posted:

The Germans are way ahead of you:


I think there's a weird chemical thing that happens when you put cheese on pineapple, but I guess the germans love it.

SlothfulCobra fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Dec 8, 2022

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


SlothfulCobra posted:

I think there's a weird chemical thing that happens when you put cheese on pineapple, but I guess the germans love it.

From Wikipedia:

quote:

Because of the combination of ingredients, there is the concern that toast Hawaii and similarly composed dishes have the potential to form carcinogenic nitrosamines due to the combination of nitrates in the ham curing salt and the amino acids in the cheese in the acidic environment of the pineapple. However, investigations by the Food Technology department at the Berliner Hochschule für Technik did not reveal any increased levels of nitrosamines.
So it's not a problem.

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

AARD VARKMAN posted:

also been looking along the Amazon river today

Cool that this one was captured and served while in the middle of either moulting or evolving

Ah, nice. That's why you have to use fresh ears, otherwise they get all shriveled and blackened :whitewater:

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Or those might be poison dart frogs, you can't really be sure

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ephex posted:

It's called Toast Hawaii and if you check the pantry of German households i bet that 50% have that one lonely can of pineapple in it that is exclusively used for making Toast Hawaii.

I heard of it from the sci-fi series Dark

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

It's true that pizza never looks as good anywhere as it does in cartoons.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

EEKA GEEK posted:

It's true that pizza never looks as good anywhere as it does in cartoons.

TMNT pizza has strange physical characteristics. this should be investigated.

uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Dec 9, 2022

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I wanted to look up more gross ninja turtle cartoon pizza, but I just found a lot of not-pizza.


munce
Oct 23, 2010

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

you're getting a half catupiry and half catupiry pizza with a catupiry crust?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Wait I need to know what 2lts are available to pair with my 69x catupiry

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
No 3x olives, pass.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Wait I need to know what 2lts are available to pair with my 69x catupiry

Why get a 2lt when you can get a 350ml Antarctica Original Cerveja Pilsen for the same price?

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Feliz Navidad goons!

Found photos of the Christmas pizza.
Just a note: the cherries DO NOT look like that. They break and melt in the oven and look like hideous drops of bright red blood in between the cheese.


free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Desperado Bones posted:

Feliz Navidad goons!

Found photos of the Christmas pizza.
Just a note: the cherries DO NOT look like that. They break and melt in the oven and look like hideous drops of bright red blood in between the cheese.




So the inclusion of "philadelphia" in the small print makes me assume this has cream cheese on it...?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

free hubcaps posted:

So the inclusion of "philadelphia" in the small print makes me assume this has cream cheese on it...?

The perimeter pizza pustules are pregnant with Philadelphia, yes.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS

EEKA GEEK posted:

Cool that this one was captured and served while in the middle of either moulting or evolving

Ah, nice. That's why you have to use fresh ears, otherwise they get all shriveled and blackened :whitewater:

these pizzas are like... "wet". Need to put them in front of a fan set to "high".

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Edit: nevermind not that funny

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


General Bullshit:

Cartoon Man posted:

Edit: nevermind not that funny

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

EconDad posted:

these pizzas are like... "wet". Need to put them in front of a fan set to "high".

https://i.imgur.com/BpemxBH.mp4

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Rum pizza! I'm sorry rum pizza!

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Everybody’s gone surfin’
P-I-Z-Z-A

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS

Hasturtium posted:

Everybody’s gone surfin’
P-I-Z-Z-A


NOW! That’s what I (we) call WET (pizza) vol. 2

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_bJB7m99js&t=744s

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.




uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


uber_stoat posted:

TMNT pizza has strange physical characteristics. this should be investigated.



I had this when I was a kid:


The pizza turns into a shuriken :black101:

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

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