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Preoptopus posted:He can loose 99.9 percent of his wealth and Still be better than most people could dream to be. That's not what I'm saying though, I'm saying that he ain't going to want to lose even .1% of his wealth, nor is he going to want to use his personal wealth to pay any fines Twitter might incur from the EU or whoever if Twitter continues to remain unprofitable (which it will). Rich people don't stay rich by spending their money, after all.
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https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 these people i guess
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Dec 9, 2022 21:13
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 Are any of these people astronauts
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Dec 9, 2022 21:15
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 drat, RIP Steve Aoki and woman with Oliver Tree's haircut
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Dec 9, 2022 21:15
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Are any of these people astronauts Maezawa went on one of those private missions to the ISS, but lol this is a big list of celebrities. Hopefully nothing goes wrong on their circumlunar flight!
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Dec 9, 2022 21:16
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 chris chris chris del chris chaaaaaaad
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 is this a AI art?
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Dec 9, 2022 21:16
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Worst street fighter lineup ever I like how whoever is going to be running the actual spaceship isnt on the crew list
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Dec 9, 2022 21:19
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Hahahaha, if you asked "Space X going to take civilian crew to Moon, who is going?" "Steve Aoki" is possibly the only obvious answer. Pretty sure he was the techbro DJ in that Silicon Valley show.
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Dec 9, 2022 21:20
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 Combining the worst elements of the bowl cut and the mullet into one hair-do 
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Dec 9, 2022 21:21
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 I refuse to believe this is real.
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Arc Hammer posted:https://twitter.com/ShayTheAries/status/1601230312104546304?t=Y0CYoBnFAtDghld34sxSMg&s=19 Why is that car made out of Gumby? Holy poo poo people drive those? Next to actual cars?
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Dec 9, 2022 21:25
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MrQwerty posted:Maezawa went on one of those private missions to the ISS, but lol this is a big list of celebrities. Let's see who we have on this crew, and their qualifications for navigating and surviving in the unforgiving cold black void of space: Yusaku Maezawa - billionaire who's been to space one time Steve Aoki - DJ, never been to space before TOP - rapper, never been to space before Yemi A.D. - choreographer, never been to space before Rhiannon Adam - photographer, never been to space before Tim Dodd - photographer, never been to space before Karim Iliya - photographer, never been to space before Brendan Hall - photographer, never been to space before Dev D. Joshi - TV actor, never been to space before Kaitlyn Farrington - snowboarder, never been to space before Miyu - dancer, never been to space before
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Nitrousoxide posted:Combining the worst elements of the bowl cut and the mullet into one hair-do looked this lady up she is a polaroid photographer lmao
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Dec 9, 2022 21:25
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 There is no way SpaceX is going to human-rate something that hasn't even flown quickly enough. They'll live another year at least.
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TulliusCicero posted:Why is that car made out of Gumby? "Cujo II the Barkening" looks promising. That's yo rear end mister postman!
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Rotacixe posted:There is no way SpaceX is going to human-rate something that hasn't even flown quickly enough. They'll live another year at least. lol I missed Starship and was wondering how that many people were gonna go up on a Crew Dragon more Elon lying about everything, looks like. Gonna go to the moon in a year on a rocket that has never flown without going high-order.
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Dec 9, 2022 21:28
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Let's see who we have on this crew, and their qualifications for navigating and surviving in the unforgiving cold black void of space: Lol Make them fly it themselves
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 So SpaceX plans to just straight up kill 11 insufferable-looking people in space? Interesting business tactic.
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Elon Musk, to Steve Aoki: "Steve, how was your trip? Are you glad to be back?" Steve Aoki, wild eyed, loading gun: "Moon's haunted" Musk: "W-what?" Steve Aoki, leaving in Starship 2: "Moon's haunted"
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 this is some kind of weird RP thing right??
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Dec 9, 2022 21:29
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At least the snowboarder will have one useful skill, for when the ship blows up like at the end of John Carpenter's Dark Star: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9h8hxBY7pk
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Dec 9, 2022 21:29
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lol, they're going to overshoot the moon and be lost in space for our ancestors to find them so they can laugh at that dumb loving haircut.
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Dec 9, 2022 21:30
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Are any of these people astronauts One's an everyday astronaut
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Dec 9, 2022 21:32
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It would be cool if they filmed the spacex moon flight as a reality show, like Below Deck or something. Maybe Brendan and Kaitlyn would hook up and her earth boyfriend would start jealous texting. Karim would just slouch around because he has a terrible personality and no one talks to him. Steve Aoki would get super drunk and puke and everyone would laugh about the chunks floating around. I don't know, I'm sure they will get some good selfies or something. And post them on twitter.
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Dec 9, 2022 21:33
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 Elon Musk establishing the first indie coffee shop on the Moon. Barista-rear end looking folks.
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Welcome to the future, FUDster! Big brain tech means non essential personnel like the pilots can stay in the ops room saving payload weight for mission critical stuff, that is to say, influencer slimeballs and TODAY'S SPONSOR, SQUARESPACE
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Elon Musk establishing the first indie coffee shop on the Moon. Barista-rear end looking folks. At that distance there is an increased risk they might attempt to unionize though
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Apparently the Tim Dodd guy has a youtube channel where he talks about how cool daddy Musk is, so I guess this is his reward?
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Tarkus posted:lol, they're going to overshoot the moon and be lost in space for our ancestors to find them so they can laugh at that dumb loving haircut. (in Doctor Bashir's voice) Surely people knew, even in their time, that haircuts like these were... unconscionable!
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priznat posted:At that distance there is an increased risk they might attempt to unionize though "Grahams-bot, het die self-distrooct button!" Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Dec 9, 2022 |
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Fish Of Doom posted:Apparently the Tim Dodd guy has a youtube channel where he talks about how cool daddy Musk is, so I guess this is his reward? There's no way those people aren't paying.
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Dec 9, 2022 21:39
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Hammerite posted:(in Doctor Bashir's voice) Surely people knew, even in their time, that haircuts like these were... unconscionable! Now that you quoted it I realized I used ancestors wrong. gonna leave it.
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hemale in pain posted:i actually like the idea of space tourism but like maybe send some astronauts to the moon first? These clods ain't leaving the atmosphere. The full-sized Starship is still vaporware.
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That space X thing reads like a list of desperate people spending everything they have to go into space because they know their artwork will be worth something for the children if they die, and they will at least get in the news if they don’t.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:At least the snowboarder will have one useful skill, for when the ship blows up like at the end of John Carpenter's Dark Star: I was more thinking of metal wolf chaos and the ending space surf. also sounds like another Musky lying distraction. lol I hope his space x handlers got enough heads up. Also rip to the founder of Beni "loving, why god?!?" hana dying in space I guess.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Let's see who we have on this crew, and their qualifications for navigating and surviving in the unforgiving cold black void of space: Ark-B selection is looking good.
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