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Lol Trump legit tried to incite a coup and this line apparently isn’t resonating with voters much anymore so yeah, by all means pick this hill to die on
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Great twitter thread, from the author of the book Insane Clown President
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:You should live at the office. Here's a lovely place to sleep. Food and drink? gently caress off! Kinda odd how a dude who sort of seems like he may have a stimulant problem values a good crash pad and sees no use for food Really makes u think 
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Tarkus posted:Realistically though, what could the EU do to Twitter in the case of losing in court? Assuming he doesn't care about the EU side of thing. Twitter's EU headquarters are in Ireland. There are absolutely things that the EU can do to Twitter.
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Dec 10, 2022 00:41
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Rad Russian posted:Elon settles all disputes man-to-man, just like he did with Tim Apple. He'll simply ask his assistant to get the King of EU on the phone and arrange a stroll through a quiet palace garden to work through any misunderstandings. I remember that scene in Borgia
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https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1601355779474620416 I love how this guy consistently fails to understand how the english language works.
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Endorph posted:id like to see ol' musk slither his way out of this one In the US, he would. EU will burn him to the ground if this is true. CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Dec 10, 2022 00:45
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can't believe that all you need to do to be unfairly suspended by twitter is have your tweets be the focus of multiple government agencies investigating the insurrection that they inspired.
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Taibbi is correct that this is a legitimate controversy so long as you forget that J6 was a legitimate crisis. What a smooth brained dip-poo poo.
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Scam Likely posted:Taibbi is correct that this is a legitimate controversy so long as you forget that J6 was a legitimate crisis. What a smooth brained dip-poo poo. even without Jan 6th trump was doing all kinds of things to incite violence and brigading harassment and deserved a ban
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Dec 10, 2022 00:54
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kw0134 posted:Yes, this is definitely going so well for him thus far, he's obviously showing up the doomsayers with checks notes a heavily unprofitable business he overpaid for by tens of billions while the rest of his empire slowly slides into the ocean while incurring potentially huge legal liabilities. Top of the world, ma. Yeah I don't really understand the mindset of people who, upon hearing a good thing has happened, absolutely must rush to tell people that actually nothing matters and we should all be sad
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repiv posted:elons new idea to make twitter profitable: gather random stuff from the office and have a yard sale Lol that they're getting rid of all their jamboards, presumably because he thinks you shouldn't be able to collaborate remotely
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Splicer posted:https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1601355779474620416 The best part is that he’s just telling us poo poo everyone already knew but breathlessly like it’s some huge epiphany
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Whoa are you telling me they won't ban Biden unless absolutely necessary, like for example he was inciting violence and trying to stage a coup??
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big black turnout posted:Lol that they're getting rid of all their jamboards, presumably because he thinks you shouldn't be able to collaborate remotely Hey is there a cheap Steam Deck in there? I kinda want one of those.
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Scam Likely posted:Taibbi is correct that this is a legitimate controversy so long as you forget that J6 was a legitimate crisis. What a smooth brained dip-poo poo. to the GQP base, anyone who sits down, thinks, and discusses a difficult decision is engaging in a conspiracy. and for some reason Taibbi seems to have bought into that? doing something horrible is fine as long as you're impulsive about it (though in fact J6 was 100% premeditated)
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Scam Likely posted:Taibbi is correct that this is a legitimate controversy so long as you forget that J6 was a legitimate crisis. What a smooth brained dip-poo poo. That's odd, I was told he was still a good journalist despite being an absolute piece of poo poo in every single possible way 
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repiv posted:elons new idea to make twitter profitable: gather random stuff from the office and have a yard sale Also some of the things being sold look like the big monitors we look at to make sure there's no red on them. You need those or you don't see the red.
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Ghostlight posted:taibbi's also like "drunk on power they prepared to ban future presidents!" while the message is actually just them discussing trump evading his ban by using the potus account that he had access to but did not use through his presidency.
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Hobo Clown posted:Whoa are you telling me they won't ban Biden unless absolutely necessary, like for example he was inciting violence and trying to stage a coup?? Clearly, according to Groundbreaking Journalist Matt Taibbi, that's not that big of a deal. What's a little couping between friends, right? However, wanting to keep stolen pictures of his son's monster dong off Twitter? Now that is a permabanning offense and I'm sure Elon agrees with me. (Oh god I hope he really does, that might be the funniest possible outcome to this entire Twitter Files fiasco.)
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"They won't be banned unless absolutely necessary to alleviate real-world harm." Like, you know, inciting a loving coup! Jesus loving Christ how loving stupid is this guy?!
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 Just like everything else connected to Elon, this is another great way to keep the stans in line and drum up another media cycle that will treat this poo poo as actually possible. This is Cyber Truck, Cyber Semi, Boring Co., and Hyper Tube all over again. Even if it were happening (it won't), we'd either watch them crash or explode in a ball of fire, or get new data on how pill abuse and alcohol in space causes strokes, heart attacks, or organ stoppage.
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PITY BONER posted:LMAO. 9 untrained young people on something like a 20-day flight? And the rocket they're supposed to take isn't even out of alpha testing yet? Just reading the Wikipedia for the Starship rocket is a barrel full of LOLs at how far the rocket is from not immediately killing any living thing remotely near or on it. Between this and planning to test his brain chips on humans, are we sure Elon Musk isn't just a coffin magnate trying to corner the business?
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he's not because coffins are a mature/solved technology and he hasnt tried to invent them but worse.
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PhazonLink posted:he's not because coffins are a mature/solved technology and he hasnt tried to invent them but worse.
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RocketMermaid posted:Between this and planning to test his brain chips on humans, are we sure Elon Musk isn't just a coffin magnate trying to corner the business? If this was the case I'd respect him for his outside the box thinking. So to speak.
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PhazonLink posted:he's not because coffins are a mature/solved technology and he hasnt tried to invent them but worse. He’ll get there soon enough 
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"Elon musk endorsing blood libel" was not on my radar today. https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/1601362129868640256 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1601356208945758208
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PhazonLink posted:he's not because coffins are a mature/solved technology and he hasnt tried to invent them but worse. Splicer posted:He's building a big metal one full of influencers
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repiv posted:elons new idea to make twitter profitable: gather random stuff from the office and have a yard sale When I predicted that Elon Musk would start selling office fixtures in desperation I meant it as a joke, like haha this guy burned so much money for no gain he’s going to start selling off monitors to keep the lights on haha.
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Might be a dumb question but is a passenger seat useful in a truck?
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PhazonLink posted:he's not because coffins are a mature/solved technology and he hasnt tried to invent them but worse. Hey now, there’s still plenty of room left for innovation in the death industry. Just look at those airtight coffins that turn the body into goop and then explode from the pressure. Musk could make something like that but better, easy
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https://www.freethink.com/space/starship-rocketquote:SpaceX CEO Elon Musk says his company’s massive Starship rocket could complete its first orbital flight test as soon as October 2022. If the flight is a success, SpaceX will be a major step closer to its goals of revolutionizing spaceflight — and making humans a multi-planetary species. quote:That first test flight could happen in late October, but “November seems highly likely,” according to Musk, though a delay is always possible — SpaceX and/or Musk have previously predicted the flight could happen in July 2021, November 2021, January 2022, or March 2022. I would blow Dane Cook posted:Might be a dumb question but is a passenger seat useful in a truck?
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Might be a dumb question but is a passenger seat useful in a truck? more useful than two half seats of empty space around a single seat
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PITY BONER posted:Team trucking is very common. Also, it's good for picking up hitchhikers in the rain who later turn out to be ghosts. Or the other way around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMSGTfK4Aw
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