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Lemniscate Blue posted:In some versions of the old story, Eve was Adam's third wife. Originally the first man and first woman were two parts of the same whole being, joined back-to-back with two faces, four arms, four legs. This was not great for conversation and companionship among other things, so they were then divided into two individuals - Adam and Lilith, male and female.* Oh man I loved that issue of Sandman too.
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lol at mythology. also given the whole "made in god's image" thing I like to imagine God was currently morphed in the "joined back-to-back with two faces, four arms, four legs" form.
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I always took that in a more figurative sense. God is the Creator and because we are made in his image we are creators as well. Hence, I find Chimps heretical.
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christmas boots posted:Hence, I find Chimps heretical. They say such nice things about you, though.
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Lol, locks. My angle grinder says otherwise.
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PhazonLink posted:lol at mythology. If man was made in god's image, does god have a butthole? What does he use it for? I'm kind of curious how a christian would answer this, but it's a bit too rude for me to ever ask one.
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In the Bible god doesn’t create eve until it’s noticed that Adam is lonely. Uhh did this ineffable omnipotent supreme being just FORGET to create women until Adam said something?
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oldpainless posted:In the Bible god doesn’t create eve until it’s noticed that Adam is lonely. Uhh did this ineffable omnipotent supreme being just FORGET to create women until Adam said something? More like oldfaithless
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OP's the idiot. The paper is fine actually.
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Patrick Spens posted:OP's the idiot. The paper is fine actually. The abstract doesn't do a great job of defining the term (because that's not actually the point of it, it's not speaking to an audience that needs that off the bat), but I'm guessing it's about essentially 'culturally Islamic' people who are generally raised in that context and carry a lot of the more social customs but aren't practicing Muslims? If that's it, it makes complete sense. There's plenty of people who are like that with Christianity, of course people are like that with other faiths that are that pervasive in other parts of the world.
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Yeah, uhh, this garden of endless delights is fine and all, but it's a real sausage fest.
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Cleretic posted:The abstract doesn't do a great job of defining the term (because that's not actually the point of it, it's not speaking to an audience that needs that off the bat), but I'm guessing it's about essentially 'culturally Islamic' people who are generally raised in that context and carry a lot of the more social customs but aren't practicing Muslims? Not exactly, it's about studying non-Muslim conceptions of Islam, and then how those conceptions go on to influence Muslims. E.g. how prejudice in European societies can lead to Muslim children of immigrants becoming more devout than their parents.
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Nebrilos posted:If man was made in god's image, does god have a butthole? What does he use it for? God has a butthole but He only shits when He chooses to and and they're always those really satisfying shits, the ones where you feel really emptied out and clean after.
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god has a butthole for anal. it turns out he’s been gay all this time.
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Spread hair? Does this person want a woman without a part in their hair somehow?
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Coolness Averted posted:
Number three is extra wild, because a jealous dumbass could easily use it both ways: "She turns her phone off around me? Oh, so who is gonna call/text that she's worried I might see? OTHER GUYS?!" vs "She keeps her phone on around me? Oh, so who else is she trying to keep in contact with instead of devoting all her attention to me? OTHER GUYS?!"  "If she lives alone"? What the gently caress? Push El Burrito posted:Spread hair? Does this person want a woman without a part in their hair somehow? My brain read it as "split" hair, like split-dye hair.
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What?! Like, if anything, this could only possibly apply to bullshit groups like the Nation of Islam, right? Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 06:14 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Patrick Spens posted:Not exactly, it's about studying non-Muslim conceptions of Islam, and then how those conceptions go on to influence Muslims. E.g. how prejudice in European societies can lead to Muslim children of immigrants becoming more devout than their parents.
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Patrick Spens posted:Not exactly, it's about studying non-Muslim conceptions of Islam, and then how those conceptions go on to influence Muslims. E.g. how prejudice in European societies can lead to Muslim children of immigrants becoming more devout than their parents. OK, I mean yes this is true, but there's a far better and more natural term for this phenomenon: "outsider conceptions of Islam". Because from what I vaguely remember, there's no such thing as non-Muslim Islam because that's like claiming there's non-Christian Christianity.
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Push El Burrito posted:Spread hair? Does this person want a woman without a part in their hair somehow? A woman with slicked-back hair is too powerful for these nerds.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:A woman with slicked-back hair is too powerful for these nerds. What about when my sister pretends to put her hair up in a ponytail? And enjoys it?
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Coolness Averted posted:
I can already hear the retort: Condoms are causing immunity debt.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:OK, I mean yes this is true, but there's a far better and more natural term for this phenomenon: "outsider conceptions of Islam". Because from what I vaguely remember, there's no such thing as non-Muslim Islam because that's like claiming there's non-Christian Christianity. Yeah, it's a very academic thing where the author clearly thinks they're being incredibly smart and efficient with their terminology while clearly having not talked to any real person about it at all.
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lol eat poo poo deves https://twitter.com/deves_katherine/status/1600657877542522882
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:OK, I mean yes this is true, but there's a far better and more natural term for this phenomenon: "outsider conceptions of Islam". Because from what I vaguely remember, there's no such thing as non-Muslim Islam because that's like claiming there's non-Christian Christianity. You're describing prosperity gospel.
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Coolness Averted posted:
So calculating this I'm sitting at 21 condoms right now, but I'm sure the rest of you can do better!
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Cloacamazing! posted:So calculating this I'm sitting at 21 condoms right now, but I'm sure the rest of you can do better! My favorite 21 pilots cover band!
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Is each tattoo a multiplier for condoms, or is it a flat one condom rate no matter how many tattoos you have? I drink a ton, but I hate beer, so what's the formula for that?  So many questions!
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Read After Burning posted:Is each tattoo a multiplier for condoms, or is it a flat one condom rate no matter how many tattoos you have? I drink a ton, but I hate beer, so what's the formula for that? It depends on how masculine the drink is considered by this weirdo. If it's something they'd be embarrassed to order, you're probably in the clear.
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Read After Burning posted:Is each tattoo a multiplier for condoms, or is it a flat one condom rate no matter how many tattoos you have? I drink a ton, but I hate beer, so what's the formula for that? 1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x10x11x12x13x14x15x16x17x18x19x20x21 condoms
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Biplane posted:1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x10x11x12x13x14x15x16x17x18x19x20x21 condoms Gonna need to be careful, you might flip back to 0 or -1 condoms with a multiplier like that
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Each criterion doubles the number of condoms, so if she qualifies under all of them, you need a mass of condoms approximately equivalent to one of the larger asteroids.
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Mx. posted:lol eat poo poo deves It's always nice to see bands you loved 20 years ago are still cool. https://twitter.com/jetfury/status/1600760397648330752?s=20&t=JUVFO9F1JaTEINUh4PbepA Mega Comrade has a new favorite as of 09:38 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Cleretic posted:The abstract doesn't do a great job of defining the term (because that's not actually the point of it, it's not speaking to an audience that needs that off the bat), but I'm guessing it's about essentially 'culturally Islamic' people who are generally raised in that context and carry a lot of the more social customs but aren't practicing Muslims? I was assuming it was talking about non-muslim conceptions of islam, like prevailing trends in how islam is stereotyped from outside? E: beaten but validated, woo.
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Platystemon posted:Each criterion doubles the number of condoms, so if she qualifies under all of them, you need a mass of condoms approximately equivalent to one of the larger asteroids. Can't be too careful
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Coolness Averted posted:If you're in the business of selling that theatre, you'd probably get mad at someone breaking keyfabe.
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Coolness Averted posted:Gonna need to be careful, you might flip back to 0 or -1 condoms with a multiplier like that
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