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Ceramic Shot: Dec 21, 2006; The stars aren't in the right places.

Huh, weird. I fiddled with the input a bit more and it started working again just like Rutibex said.

At first for "pink cards" in MTG it mimicked white's effects a bit too much, so I asked it to focus on more unique mechanics and it came up with this:

If you want pink abilities in Magic: The Gathering to focus more on emotions, love, and friendship, here are some possible ideas:

Allowing players to draw cards whenever they or a creature they control becomes the target of a spell or ability
Giving creatures benefits or bonuses based on the number of other creatures they are "bonded" with
Creating aura or enchantment spells that give creatures additional abilities or benefits as long as they have a certain number of +1/+1 counters on them
Allowing players to exchange control of creatures with each other
Giving creatures abilities that trigger whenever they become the target of a spell or ability controlled by an opponent
Creating spells or abilities that let players choose an emotion or feeling (such as love, joy, or anger) and grant benefits or bonuses to creatures based on that choice.
Allowing players to exchange the power and toughness of two creatures on the battlefield.
Creating spells or abilities that allow players to gain life or draw cards whenever they or a creature they control becomes the target of a spell or ability controlled by an opponent.

It's kind of funny how coy it's being with what it can and can't do. The wording matters a lot, like you said, but it seems a bit unpredictable to me at times.

edit: It designed a card with power and toughness equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it. When I pointed out to the AI that this would result in the creature dying as soon as it was played because it wouldn't start with any counters, I got this interesting text:

"Yes, you are correct. The Eternal Guardian creature I designed would have 0 power and toughness when it enters the battlefield, which means it would be immediately destroyed by the game's state-based actions. This is a mistake on my part, and the creature's design would need to be revised to avoid this issue."

It then fixed the card by making it start with 3/3. This is really fascinating. It's very confident in its prescriptions, but also totally willing to accept correction, at least in cases like this.

Ceramic Shot fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Dec 10, 2022

# ? Dec 10, 2022 14:30

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# ? May 30, 2024 13:33

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 15:57

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

wonder if that itself was generated

if not, lol at the casual mention of the oxys as if they dont have anything to do with anything

# ? Dec 10, 2022 15:59

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Not enough horror takes on classic children's lit here.

"Don't worry, Alice" said Dinah, licking the blood from her jaws. "That rabbit doesn't need to worry about being late anymore".

bob dobbs is dead posted:

wonder if that itself was generated

if not, lol at the casual mention of the oxys as if they dont have anything to do with anything

it was a poor taste CSS edit of a story from r/opiates but also reflects how I feel when I find myself thinking "just one more render" at 3am and I remember 20 years ago thinking the same kind of "just one more key bump" in my own period of being addled by poo poo harder than AIs

# ? Dec 10, 2022 16:04

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

I asked for "Mountain made of skulls", I get an amazing Dr. Wily fortress.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 16:16

Fuzz: Jun 2, 2003; Avatar brought to you by the TG Sanity fund

Someone needs to train an AI based on the character art in the HADES games.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 16:20

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

"A mountain made of mountains, mountain vibe" made some pretty good mountains

I am getting a lot of mileage out of "A X made of X, X vibe" Some amazing landscapes.

Vlaphor fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Dec 10, 2022

# ? Dec 10, 2022 17:24

feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

Fuzz posted:

Someone needs to train an AI based on the character art in the HADES games.

Too easy.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 17:45

TheWorldsaStage: Sep 10, 2020

feedmyleg posted:

Too easy.

And true to inspiration every iteration is hot

# ? Dec 10, 2022 17:49

The Conquest: Dec 10, 2022; But It's The Way He Stands There

Who wants pizza with a spider on top

# ? Dec 10, 2022 18:34

ricro: Dec 22, 2008

Get well soon card, extremely sincere, heartfelt

# ? Dec 10, 2022 18:49

Delthalaz: Mar 5, 2003; Slippery Tilde

captain picard yelling at a barista

# ? Dec 10, 2022 19:08

hydroceramics: Jan 8, 2014

The Conquest posted:

Who wants pizza with a spider on top

Spider pizza:

# ? Dec 10, 2022 19:39

TheWorldsaStage: Sep 10, 2020

ricro posted:

Get well soon card, extremely sincere, heartfelt

Weeil

I love these

# ? Dec 10, 2022 19:51

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Megazver posted:

Unstable Diffusion started a Kickstarter:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/unstablediffusion/unstable-diffusion-unrestricted-ai-art-powered-by-the-crowd

lol at the tiny throw away lines in there about removing children from their datasets and consulting with ethicists about blocking deepfakes

# ? Dec 10, 2022 19:58

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

unstable diffusion is specifically "the stable diffusion porn discord" btw
the kickstarter is trying to talk around it by saying stuff like "well removing nudes from the dataset makes it worse at replicating anatomy" but this kickstarter is specifically to train a porno model

# ? Dec 10, 2022 20:02

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

unstable diffusion is specifically "the stable diffusion porn discord" btw
the kickstarter is trying to talk around it by saying stuff like "well removing nudes from the dataset makes it worse at replicating anatomy" but this kickstarter is specifically to train a porno model

they also mention re-adding living artists like Greg Rutkowski so it may end up better for all uses than real 2.0 anyway

# ? Dec 10, 2022 20:07

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

wait re-adding? are they doing a finetune of 2.0 instead of 1.5 then?

# ? Dec 10, 2022 20:14

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

wait re-adding? are they doing a finetune of 2.0 instead of 1.5 then?

quote:

We will be leveraging the open-sourced Stable Diffusion 2.0 model to create a much more expressive and dynamic AI art model that can better handle human anatomy, generate in diverse and controllable artistic styles (yes, Greg Rutkowski will be back in your prompts), represent under-trained concepts like LGBTQ and races and genders more fairly, and allow the creation of artistically beautiful body and sex positive images.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 20:18

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Teach a lesson in the style of "Young Lady's Illustrated Primer," from Neal Stephensons The Diamond age

quote:

Sure, I'd be happy to teach a lesson in the style of "The Young Lady's Illustrated Primer" from Neal Stephenson's novel The Diamond Age. The book is a science fiction novel set in the future, and the "Illustrated Primer" is a highly advanced interactive book that serves as a tutor and companion for a young girl named Nell.

The lesson I will teach is about the importance of critical thinking and problem solving. These are important skills to have in life because they allow us to think for ourselves, evaluate information, and make informed decisions.

To begin the lesson, let's imagine that Nell is sitting in a beautiful meadow on a sunny day. She is surrounded by flowers and trees, and the air is filled with the sound of birds chirping. Nell is holding the Illustrated Primer in her hands, and it begins to speak to her.

"Hello, Nell," the book says in a friendly voice. "Today, I want to teach you about critical thinking and problem solving. These are important skills that will help you throughout your life. Do you want to learn more?"

Nell nods her head, eager to learn. The book continues.

"Critical thinking is the ability to think logically and carefully about a subject or problem. It involves analyzing information, evaluating evidence, and considering different perspectives. Critical thinking helps us to avoid making assumptions and to consider all of the possibilities before making a decision.

"Problem solving, on the other hand, is the process of finding a solution to a problem or challenge. It involves identifying the problem, generating possible solutions, evaluating the options, and choosing the best course of action. Problem solving helps us to overcome obstacles and find creative solutions to difficult problems.

"Both critical thinking and problem solving are essential skills that will help you to succeed in school and in life. They will allow you to think for yourself, make informed decisions, and solve problems effectively.

"To practice critical thinking and problem solving, you can try to solve puzzles and riddles, read books and articles that challenge your thinking, and ask questions about the world around you. You can also practice these skills by working on projects and challenges with your friends and family.

"Remember, Nell, critical thinking and problem solving are important skills that will help you throughout your life. Keep practicing and you will become a master of these skills in no time!"

With that, the book falls silent, and Nell sits in the meadow, contemplating the lesson she has learned. She is excited to practice critical thinking and problem solving, and to see how these skills will help her in her everyday life.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 20:49

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

I hope midjourney does improve 100x, because it's good at natural language but it's so samey

# ? Dec 10, 2022 21:10

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I hope midjourney does improve 100x, because it's good at natural language but it's so samey

yeah I wish --s 0 was more effective at removing the baked in Midjourney style. It really loving loves vignettes, for one thing

# ? Dec 10, 2022 21:32

Cheesus: Oct 17, 2002; Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.; Yam Slacker

Make up Wikipedia article about Judy garland's flatulence problem. Describe the effects it had on both her acting career and personal life.

quote:

Judy Garland, born Frances Ethel Gumm on June 10, 1922, was an American actress, singer, and dancer. She is best known for her role as Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, as well as her powerful and emotive singing voice. However, Garland was also known for her struggles with various health issues throughout her life, one of which was a chronic flatulence problem.

The exact cause of Garland's flatulence is unknown, but it is believed to have been the result of a combination of factors, including her highly publicized struggles with substance abuse and mental health issues. Whatever the cause, the problem greatly affected both her acting career and personal life.

On set, Garland's flatulence often disrupted filming, causing delays and added stress for both the actress and the crew. In some cases, it even led to the need for reshoots or the use of sound editing to mask the sound of her flatulence in post-production. These added challenges and costs no doubt had a negative impact on her career and reputation in the industry.

In her personal life, Garland's flatulence was a source of embarrassment and discomfort for her. She reportedly avoided social situations and close physical contact with others out of fear of embarrassing herself. This likely had a negative impact on her relationships and overall quality of life.

Despite these challenges, Judy Garland persevered and continued to act and perform throughout her life. She will always be remembered for her talent and the joy she brought to millions of fans through her work.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 22:26

Cheesus: Oct 17, 2002; Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.; Yam Slacker

I need a story treatment for Meet Me In St Louis but using the characters and 1990s setting of Trainspotting.

quote:

Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Edinburgh in the 1990s, a group of friends known as the "Trainspotters" lived their lives on the fringes of society. Mark Renton was the group's de facto leader, a charming and charismatic young man with a penchant for drugs and mischief. He was joined by his loyal friend Sick Boy, the's was brash and hot-headed Spud, and the unpredictable Begbie.

The Trainspotters lived a fast-paced and chaotic life hot, constantly on the lookout for their next fix and getting into all sorts of scrapes and adventures. But everything changed when Mark met a young woman named Allison, who was visiting Edinburgh from the United States.

Allison was a beautiful and ambitious young woman with dreams of making it big in the music industry. She and Mark immediately hit it off, and the two began a passionate and tumultuous romance.

As their relationship blossomed, Mark began to realize that he wanted to change his ways and leave the world of Trainspotting behind. But his friends, especially Sick Boy and Begbie, weren't ready to let him go so easily.

Meanwhile, Allison's family was preparing to move back to the United States, to the city of St. Louis. Mark knew that if he wanted to be with Allison, he would have to leave everything he knew and start a new life in America.

The Trainspotters were not happy about Mark's decision, and they began to plot against him. They set up a series of increasingly dangerous and elaborate schemes to try and stop him from leaving, but Mark was determined to follow his heart.

In the end, Mark made the difficult decision to leave Edinburgh and

And it stops there, broken.

This loving AI is bullshit.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 22:37

Cheesus: Oct 17, 2002; Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.; Yam Slacker

Write lyrics for a tori amos song about men who gain weight by eating cornflakes and heavy cream. The song name is Cornflake Boy.

quote:

Verse 1:
He used to be so slim and trim
But now he's got a gut and chins
He used to turn heads everywhere
But now he barely fits in a chair

Chorus:
Cornflake boy, oh cornflake boy
Eating bowls of cornflakes with heavy cream
Cornflake boy, oh cornflake boy
Sitting on the couch and living the dream

Verse 2:
He used to be so full of life
But now he's just a blob of lard
He used to be the life of the party
But now he's just a party of one

Chorus:
Cornflake boy, oh cornflake boy
Eating bowls of cornflakes with heavy cream
Cornflake boy, oh cornflake boy
Sitting on the couch and living the dream

Bridge:
He used to be so fit and lean
But now he's just a calorie machine
He used to be so strong and healthy
But now he's just a foodie fatty

Chorus:
Cornflake boy, oh cornflake boy
Eating bowls of cornflakes with heavy cream
Cornflake boy, oh cornflake boy
Sitting on the couch and living the dream

# ? Dec 10, 2022 22:44

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

Cheesus posted:

And it stops there, broken.

This loving AI is bullshit.

You can usually tell it to "continue from <some words from near the end>"

# ? Dec 10, 2022 22:44

feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

Ummmm excuse me, did you forget to feed someone??

# ? Dec 10, 2022 23:11

The Conquest: Dec 10, 2022; But It's The Way He Stands There

hydroceramics posted:

Spider pizza:

Jesus what the gently caress happened to Spider man

# ? Dec 10, 2022 23:15

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

needs spider-ham and pineapple

# ? Dec 10, 2022 23:21

The Conquest: Dec 10, 2022; But It's The Way He Stands There

Does Anybody remember this superhero eggplant movie?

# ? Dec 10, 2022 23:34

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.