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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

TheRat posted:

I assumed he stepped on his foot or something the camera didn't pick up, otherwise he's fake-clutching the wrong body part by a rather large margin

If you don't want to get stepped on you probably shouldn't pull someone's leg toward you while you're on the ground. If you want to pretend you did then grab those shorts!

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



paddyboat posted:

It’s nuts



get the gently caress in

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Shrapnig posted:

When you jump before everyone else it makes you look like you jump very high.

This concept appears to be lost on the masses.

It also helps when you jump very high. That also tends to make it look like you jump very high.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Ronaldo to come on at half time and score an own goal

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

AnacondaHL posted:

if at first your dive doesn't succeed

double down

gently caress Portugal

make diving a red card offence so VAR can send him off for this

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

vyelkin posted:

make diving a red card offence so VAR can send him off for this

Remember when they said diving would be retroactively banned and then they banned exactly one rangers player and then forgot all about it? good times.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


AnacondaHL posted:

if at first your dive doesn't succeed

double down

gently caress Portugal

lmao pathetic

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
When you do a big jump and score an epic goal that everyone loves, it’s actually not that cool or impressive because i, a jump knower, said so

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

TheRat posted:

Remember when they said diving would be retroactively banned and then they banned exactly one rangers player and then forgot all about it? good times.

figures it would only be selectively applied to newer, less established clubs

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

some cracking games in this world cup so far. maybe it's because it's happening in the middle of what's usually the regular season instead of summertime?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
jfc Pepe

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Pepe is a fraud

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

loving Pepe

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Dive bomb mode activated

Embarrassing

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
gently caress off pepe you bald oval office

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they should make the ref do VAR reviews of all these penalty claims so that he can give the Portuguese yellows for simulation

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
that's an embarrassing dive wow

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Card Pepe

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

home and away kits being very similar makes it quite confusing when the tv shows the crowd

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
cant wait for FraudNaldo to be sent home

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Ooooh weeee almost

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Portugal-tier flop from Hakimi there lmao

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ooooooh.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Pepe is the worst

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
So loving close

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


In general, sure, but that was a massive dive from Hakimi

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

what's the point of diving for a penalty when it'll get overturned in VAR anyway

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



TheRat posted:

In general, sure, but that was a massive dive from Hakimi

Yah in replay looked fake hehe

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



UnfurledSails posted:

what's the point of diving for a penalty when it'll get overturned in VAR anyway

Messi say “lol” no var for stars

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Don't get 50th minute subs

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

UnfurledSails posted:

what's the point of diving for a penalty when it'll get overturned in VAR anyway

VAR is awful, op. Ronaldo dove for a pen in the first game and got it. Argentina dove for a pen yesterday and got it.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

40 minutes of Ronaldo, Morocco must be ecstatic

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



NOW THE poo poo HOUSING BEGINS

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Ronaldo, stripped for action!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

was that ronaldos wife in the crowd or just another pervy camera zoom in

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Jel Shaker posted:

was that ronaldos wife in the crowd or just another pervy camera zoom in

both?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Would love it if big Ron came on and they immediately conceded two more

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

vyelkin posted:

make diving a red card offence so VAR can send him off for this

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Big Herve renard scoping out his next job

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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I hope Ronald gets sent off

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