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There's a surprising amount of heavy-duty kitchen hardware in that auction. Were Twitter employees eating like kings before? Now they all have to bring their lunches in and line up at the one microwave, or cook a chicken breast in a coffee pot.
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Mister Speaker posted:There's a surprising amount of heavy-duty kitchen hardware in that auction. Were Twitter employees eating like kings before? Now they all have to bring their lunches in and line up at the one microwave, or cook a chicken breast in a coffee pot. I'm assuming they had a cafeteria and break room but now they just have to all drink Soylent and use the bathroom out the windows so they don't leave their bedroom office.
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Mister Speaker posted:There's a surprising amount of heavy-duty kitchen hardware in that auction. Were Twitter employees eating like kings before? Now they all have to bring their lunches in and line up at the one microwave, or cook a chicken breast in a coffee pot. yeah, basically. sf hits as hard in food as a city many times its size because of the incredible rate of catering
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lol at demanding your employees return to the office then getting rid of your cafeteria a few weeks later. Probably gonna make the (remaining) employees do janitorial work too since he (illegally) just fired them all.
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Mister Speaker posted:There's a surprising amount of heavy-duty kitchen hardware in that auction. Were Twitter employees eating like kings before? Now they all have to bring their lunches in and line up at the one microwave, or cook a chicken breast in a coffee pot. Splicer has a new favorite as of 11:18 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Wait, so he's making employees sleep in makeshift bunk rooms but he's getting rid of the cafeteria they already had? If you want employees there 24/7 wouldn't you keep that part?
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McCracAttack posted:Wait, so he's making employee sleep in makeshift bunk rooms but he's getting rid of the cafeteria they already had? If you want employees there 24/7 wouldn't you keep that part? He doesn't want employees, he wants cultists. Making their lives worse means that only the true believers stick around
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Piell posted:He doesn't want employees, he wants cultists. Making their lives worse means that only the true believers stick around e: That typo makes me wonder how long before he makes a sh1b1 inu joke
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McCracAttack posted:Wait, so he's making employees sleep in makeshift bunk rooms but he's getting rid of the cafeteria they already had? If you want employees there 24/7 wouldn't you keep that part? I have been informed that there is mac and cheese available.
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I'm sure fans of Elon talk about how he isn't responsible for the money his family made off slavery but it seems awfully suspicious how blatantly he's trying to recreate slavery lol
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Ror posted:I have been informed that there is mac and cheese available. 25 gallon buckets from Jim Bakker
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TotalLossBrain posted:25 gallon buckets from Jim Bakker Yeah, but what are you gonna do...with the doodoo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h_VXG8xrM
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Rainbow Knight posted:I'm sure fans of Elon talk about how he isn't responsible for the money his family made off slavery but it seems awfully suspicious how blatantly he's trying to recreate slavery lol All you musk haters have no vision. He's says "yes i afrikaan" and all you can say is "no i afrikaan't"
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Rainbow Knight posted:I'm sure fans of Elon talk about how he isn't responsible for the money his family made off slavery but it seems awfully suspicious how blatantly he's trying to recreate slavery lol 
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Dec 10, 2022 21:09
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Amazing  We've all been joking about it for years, and he just tweets it out in earnest.
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Mister Speaker posted:There's a surprising amount of heavy-duty kitchen hardware in that auction. Were Twitter employees eating like kings before? Now they all have to bring their lunches in and line up at the one microwave, or cook a chicken breast in a coffee pot. Tech companies often provide a poo poo ton of enticing free food in the office to further encourage people to never leave their job
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McCracAttack posted:Wait, so he's making employees sleep in makeshift bunk rooms but he's getting rid of the cafeteria they already had? If you want employees there 24/7 wouldn't you keep that part? Huh. It's almost like the setup for the workers you would have at a horribly lovely South African emerald mine or something.
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I didn't hear about the bunkroom situation. What?
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Skwirl posted:I didn't hear about the bunkroom situation. What? https://www.forbes.com/sites/cyrusfarivar/2022/12/05/elon-musk-twitter-bedrooms/?sh=2306f3b5d791 quote:On Monday, employees returning to work at the company’s San Francisco location were greeted by modest bedrooms featuring unmade mattresses, drab curtains and giant conference-room telepresence monitors — a significant upgrade over the Therm-a-Rest+sleeping bag situation showcased by one Twitter employee in November. One room even has a plant. https://twitter.com/JamesClayton5/status/1600619990691954688
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McCracAttack posted:Wait, so he's making employees sleep in makeshift bunk rooms but he's getting rid of the cafeteria they already had? If you want employees there 24/7 wouldn't you keep that part? cafeterias cost money with all the vacant offices from firing 3/4 of his employees, it doesn't take much to get some cheap beds and stick them somewhere, or just put sheets on couches Bogus Adventure posted:https://www.forbes.com/sites/cyrusfarivar/2022/12/05/elon-musk-twitter-bedrooms/?sh=2306f3b5d791 this is pretty illegal, mostly for fire code reasons but also because the city wants to clamp down on people trying to get around regulations on hotels and stuff you can get away with a nap room if its clear that its not intended for overnight use, but lmao at putting night stands and poo poo in there
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also elon doesn't see a problem with sleeping in the office because he is emotionally damaged and cannot form real relationships with people or really understand the concept of "home" or "family", and why those things may be desirable to a human being
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https://twitter.com/Richard57941301/status/1599252897916604416 https://twitter.com/gloomfather/status/1600533664827219968 https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1601691257775874049
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Bogus Adventure posted:https://www.forbes.com/sites/cyrusfarivar/2022/12/05/elon-musk-twitter-bedrooms/?sh=2306f3b5d791 That first picture looks like a break room converted into a room for employees to sleep overnight. The second looks like some middle or upper management guys heard about Blizzard's Bill Cosby suite and wanted an onsite one for themselves.
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Bogus Adventure posted:https://www.forbes.com/sites/cyrusfarivar/2022/12/05/elon-musk-twitter-bedrooms/?sh=2306f3b5d791 Waking up at the office? Well, it wouldn't be the first time I greeted coworkers with a raging hard-on.
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Lobok posted:Waking up at the office? Well, it wouldn't be the first time I greeted coworkers with a raging hard-on. I’ve asked you to stop
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freeedr posted:I’ve asked you to stop Yea but I’ve requested he do it twice as often, so you can see we’re at an impasse
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freeedr posted:I’ve asked you to stop
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What’s the meme he’s referring to? I want to see if my in-laws have seen it.
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Warbird posted:What’s the meme he’s referring to? I want to see if my in-laws have seen it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg5WKsVnEA4
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Dunno where else to put this but someone else needs to experience it. https://twitter.com/ThisIsKyleR/status/1601671547961606144
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e.pilot posted:Dunno where else to put this but someone else needs to experience it. The Idiots On Social Media thread is thataway
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e.pilot posted:Dunno where else to put this but someone else needs to experience it.  lol
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e.pilot posted:Dunno where else to put this but someone else needs to experience it. liking this tweet in my mind, karmically
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