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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Or a knuckle sandwich Wash it down with a large punch
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Twirling parasitic worms throw dance party in man’s scrotum
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And much like human rave parties they cause fever, STIs and swelling of the scrotum.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:With the five finger discount The staff must've eaten their spinach..
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The video's paywalled, but there are plenty on youtube. No warning necessary; just some wiggly lines on an ultrasound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guyP0a5k1Zw
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The crisis is keeping their head attached to their neck hopefully.
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https://i.imgur.com/8Npu8FF.mp4quote:The question of what a dog was doing courtside was answered in short order. It was part of the halftime show, as you might’ve guessed.
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I can't blame the dog, he was trained to run around on the court and suddenly it's wrong?!
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Nothing in the rule books etc etc
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5 players and as many dogs as you can find
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Heck, I might actually have an interest in basketball if doggos kept running the court. Would be much more challenging for the players too.
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Basketball's only redeeming quality is that the wooden court would allow us to hear the tck-tck-tck of the puppers' claws as they joyfully scampered.
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Lady Disdain posted:Basketball's only redeeming quality is that the wooden court would allow us to hear the tck-tck-tck of the puppers' claws as they joyfully scampered. Dogs on wooden floors also do that cartoon run wind-up.
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Lacking hands, dogs would be best suited to volleyball I feel.
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Laughs in NYC Median 1 bedroom in Brooklyn is $4,000 (£3,250), Manhattan is over $5,000 (£4,070)
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The Merkinman posted:Laughs in NYC London's comparable, might actually be more. I think that value is nationwide, which even allowing for London skewing things is pretty drat wild
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The Lone Badger posted:Lacking hands, dogs would be best suited to volleyball I feel. Soccer.
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Dogs would own at polo.
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Dogs own at all sports and everything really cause they’re all good boys.
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Platystemon posted:Dogs would own at polo. But not water polo, cause they can only doggie paddle.
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How fast until Musk makes a literal Hitler salute and we'll still have galaxy brained op-eds wondering at the meaning of all this, anemically 'debating' this with laid-back white men who are sure Musk was just joking.
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I can’t open the article who is on the byline?
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A guy called Jeremy Peters, so not the bedbug or David Brooks.
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Lmao Was going to say we need to put all boomers on a raft but might as well throw gen xers too.
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Lol, my dude also definitely wrote his own Wikipedia page: I love thinking about this self-important dork getting progressively more upset that no one has found it necessary to make him a Wikipedia page, and then finally just making it himself and doing such a transparently bad job of it.
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Scientists Overlooked the Snake Clitoris, Until Now
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Pope Hilarius II posted:How fast until Musk makes a literal Hitler salute and we'll still have galaxy brained op-eds wondering at the meaning of all this, anemically 'debating' this with laid-back white men who are sure Musk was just joking. I don't think Musk is dropping 88s in random places and talking about prosecuting Fauci because he actually believes in it, I think he just sees that as a way to drum up more support, making it "the radical left hates Elon Musk" instead of "Elon Musk is a dumb jerk everyone hates" and he gets to coast on the culture war. This isn't better, mind you. Baron von Eevl has a new favorite as of 04:06 on Dec 14, 2022 |
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Oh I think he's a bigot, I just also think he's throwing around dogwhistles and such because he wants the MAGA types to support him, just like he probably said some vaguely Marxist bullshit to Grimes to convince her that's he's actually definitely a socialist. I think he thinks less of a lot of people for dumb racist and classist reasons, but more than anything else he's concerned with making people like him because he's loving pathetic.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Lmao This dude looks like a millennial to me. Edit: yep, graduated college in 2002.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:
Nooooo! We never did anything. It was kind of our defining feature.
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