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Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
drat I drank a few beers last night and now my plops smell extremely hosed up

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bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Grog bog

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Theres only one good TV Chef and it's Huey.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Huey is probably 100% responsible for the amount of butter I use in my cooking.

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback

EoinCannon posted:

I cooked a Maggie Beer recipe once, it had verjuice of course. When I went to buy it the only brand was Maggie Beer. She knows what she's doing.

The verjuice conspiracy. I hate maggie beer for this reason alone.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Maggie beer is garbage tier cooking and the only way to watch her show is to loudly yell "What the gently caress are you doing?" at the screen and point out all the ways she fucks up her recipes. She universally makes absolutely poo poo food, and her appearance on MasterChef where they did one of those "cook along with the celebrity chef and try to keep up" challenges and she didn't even finish her own dish was hilarious.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Cook and the chef goated for sure. Hueys kitchen also top notch. I keep thinking hes dead but apparently not

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The Huey memorial will be giant suspenders and a tea towel wiping a plate

Generated Wizards
Apr 16, 2016

Breetai posted:

Maggie beer is garbage tier cooking and the only way to watch her show is to loudly yell "What the gently caress are you doing?" at the screen and point out all the ways she fucks up her recipes. She universally makes absolutely poo poo food, and her appearance on MasterChef where they did one of those "cook along with the celebrity chef and try to keep up" challenges and she didn't even finish her own dish was hilarious.
Just lol if you're watching cooking shows for the actual recipes instead of just imagining all the elaborate stuff you could make if you also had a crew on hand to do your prep and dishes for you.

Cook and the Chef is perfect for atmosphere while I'm cooking my own dinner, I hardly ever pay that much attention to what they're actually making but Simon Bryant usually has some good tips. Adam Liaw has a show called The Cook Up on SBS now which also fills that 'relaxed background stuff that I might pick up something useful from when I tune in' role, although it's a guest show so how good any given episode is really depends on who's actually on. Adam himself seems like a cool guy but I don't know if I'd watch something with just him.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Cooking with Dog is good though it's uhh..kinda odd still, after Francis passed away

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I used to watch Adam Liaw on his youtube channel it was very relaxed, I didn't mind it. Really only watch Kenji and Andy Hearnden now.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I'm a fiend for cooking/food shows, I pretty much learned to cook from them
Only particular Australian or English ones with the right vibe though, yank food tv is awful outside of Bourdain and one or two others.
I wouldn't cook 95% of what I see but I see a fair bit so I've got a fair few recipes that I regularly cook from the telly.

EoinCannon fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Dec 11, 2022

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I never saw a bourdain cooking show but i liked that one where he travelled around and ate at places

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
I like watching Top Chef, it's the only competitive cooking show I tolerate because it's actual chefs competing and if they make errors they pretty much immediately get called out for it. Bourdain was a guest judge a couple of times in the earlier seasons.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
imagine being the taste tester at the heinz factory

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Non Compos Mentis posted:

imagine being the taste tester at the heinz factory

Sounds like a job for NVJ.

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr
Would you lick the beans off a plate? Deep throat a can? Slurp the beans like its coming from a straw?

These are important decisions

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYsTlfhDSDY

this is the best australian beans themed piece of content i've ever seen

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!
I have an enduring memory of a Jamie Oliver show where he was trying to get a single mum in the UK to cook better food and get her kids involved in cooking and it all looked great and positive until he came back a week later and realised it was completely unsustainable with food prices in Britain and her income and she was taking jewellery to the pawn to make ends meet. I don’t recall him having a solution for her then.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Instead of cooking with ingredients no one can afford, why not cook something with the ingredients they already have in their trolley?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
all the vegetables just touching the trolley bother me

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

femcastra posted:

I have an enduring memory of a Jamie Oliver show where he was trying to get a single mum in the UK to cook better food and get her kids involved in cooking and it all looked great and positive until he came back a week later and realised it was completely unsustainable with food prices in Britain and her income and she was taking jewellery to the pawn to make ends meet. I don’t recall him having a solution for her then.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I would love to see a suprise chef come back, but it's a lovely stoner sharehouse

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Non Compos Mentis posted:

all the vegetables just touching the trolley bother me

They should all be in plastic bags that get thrown straight into the ocean

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Schneider Inside Her posted:

the theme song is extremely intense for a cooking show

grab that crab, Clarissa!

eat that beet, Jennifer!

well doesn't that pheasant look pleasant!

fasten your taste buds for a gastronomic ride!

cuz us two fat ladies are itching

to get into your kitchen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNYY-VvXA4

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Non Compos Mentis posted:

all the vegetables just touching the trolley bother me

I dont use plastic bags for the veges because i feel bad about the giant ocean plastic patch so i raw dog all my stuff and im fine except for all the things wrong with me

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

Caesar Saladin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYsTlfhDSDY

this is the best australian beans themed piece of content i've ever seen

Beau Miles is an absolute deadset national treasure

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Beau Miles is an absolute deadset national treasure

He really is incredible. He's a legit renaissance man.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Henry's Kitchen is the best Video Screen chef:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP-VQY

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I wonder if you could fit the guts of a tippy-toy in there? Every time you bend over to stand up or sit down; "Mmmmmooohgggg"
Too short. You'd get a Mmmo sound at best.
You can pull the thingo out of them and wrap enough tape around it so it fits down PVC pipe so you can make longer versions of it.

Croccers fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Dec 11, 2022

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

NVJ going on strike at Arnotts, causing all Shapes to no longer have geometric form

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

the gently caress are you all arguing about tv chefs when we all know the only tv chefs worth a drat are the ones on Iron Chef

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
CHEF HIROYUKI SAKAI

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Carth Dookie posted:

the gently caress are you all arguing about tv chefs when we all know the only tv chefs worth a drat are the ones on Iron Chef
You know who's an Iron Chef?

Jestery posted:

No google
Top of your dome

Yay o nay?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
"who's cuisine reigns supreme?!"

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Ausgbs commentates iron chef would be funny

I did a chairman Kaga costume for Halloween once, got a vape pen for smoke effects and a yellow capsicum

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Carth Dookie posted:

the gently caress are you all arguing about tv chefs when we all know the only tv chefs worth a drat are the ones on Iron Chef

iron chef is pretty good but imo the superior south east asian cooking show is that korean one where chefs face off to make poo poo out of peoples fridges

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

iron chef is pretty good but imo the superior south east asian cooking show is that korean one where chefs face off to make poo poo out of peoples fridges

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Please_Take_Care_of_My_Refrigerator#2014

can't remember where I used to watch it, I think it might have been on stan?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Poohs Packin posted:

Mate from The States just got back to Brizzy from Glorious Nippon and brought me back a Gundam.

What one

Jestery posted:

Ausgbs commentates iron chef would be funny

I did a chairman Kaga costume for Halloween once, got a vape pen for smoke effects and a yellow capsicum

I did the French chef iirc (the one who wore red) for my grandma's birthday or something.

Gordon Ramsay is good because he goes from berating fuckwits (the F word and hell's kitchen and kitchen nightmares especially when he's berating seppos for being completely insanely stupid) to a really good family cooking show (ultimate cookery course and ultimate home cooking, I actually learned a lot during uni from those two shows and the associated books).

Iron chef owns bones and is probably a top 2 cooking show ever for me because it's balls to the wall. Do yourself a favour and watch the sunfish episode for the guest chef's boss getting shitbagged on wine and berating the kitchen helpers

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm just reminded of a Sabrina episode where one of the aunts opens the college students' fridge to find it contains solely a bottle of vodka, nail polish, and a battery.

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