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if hunter Biden’s laptop hadn’t been wearing a mask, then ben gahzi wouldn’t have 9/11’d Hillary’s server towers. That’s just a fact.
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They are so loving desperate to have something to glom onto. Literally no one but their small little faux outrage corner considers Twitter not showing everyone Hunter's dick pics to be a scandal or censorship. Nobody. Because you can't just go around flashing someone else's hog, it's part of Twitter's TOS. It's beyond pathetic.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 02:32 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I don’t know, that sounds like ironclad theology to me. I'm not great at geography but I don't ever recall many pine trees growing in the middle east. I could be wrong though.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 02:38 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1600965392976859137?s=20&t=u7aleaFkX5zQX4c6AjMHxw I was expecting this to turn into the open palm slap meme.
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SamBishop posted:They are so loving desperate to have something to glom onto. Literally no one but their small little faux outrage corner considers Twitter not showing everyone Hunter's dick pics to be a scandal or censorship. Nobody. Because you can't just go around flashing someone else's hog, it's part of Twitter's TOS. https://twitter.com/meyersmike8160/status/1529479544268259328
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I'm Biden's tight quivering rear end
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 02:56 |
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Fre Merzasphor posted:CVS has been selling sex toys for at least a decade. Fox just noticed now? Thanks Obama
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 02:57 |
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MY SUPPORTERS shouldn’t have to stand in sun for 4 hours
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 03:08 |
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Bring an umbrella
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 03:17 |
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Why didn’t they just use a drop box and avoid the line? Oh right…
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 03:44 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Look at all these idiots standing around for 4 hours waiting to vote in-person because they were told by Republicans not to vote by mail in a state they could have voted by mail in.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 03:45 |
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Play posted:Bring an umbrella Providing shade for people waiting in line is now illegal!
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:She absolutely would. she'd be the next IVF host for him
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 04:02 |
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I just read that Daily Beast Herschel Walker piece. This dude was within 2 percentage points of winning.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 04:07 |
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Could have had a true poster in the senate, shame
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 04:10 |
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Senator President.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 04:17 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
I just.... I can never immediately accept the flat out hypocrisy right out in the open. It should be easier to vote!!!!.... for us. Not for you.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 04:31 |
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I was in fifth grade in 1992 carrying around a hardcover copy of The Tommyknockers and the vice principal asked me what book it was. I held it up expecting an angry or disgusted reaction and instead she said, “oh that’s a good book. Good for you, reading at such an advanced level!” In '91 I was in first grade reading "It" and the teacher still made me participate in learning to read with the rest of the class. It was humiliating because I would be like "TH makes a thhhhh sound" and she'd be like "STOP SHOWING OFF" and literally scream at me. It hosed me up for years. I looked her up after I graduated and sent her a letter detailing how much I hated her throughout my childhood, then sent a followup letter a few years ago saying I forgive her but I still think she is the worst teacher I ever had. Also in 3rd grade I won the reading contest because I was a loving book turbo nerd, and as a reward they allowed me to choose a book. I asked for the most advanced one (from the scholastic book lists or something) and ended up with a copy of Forbidden City. I was asked to present a report on the book to my class. It was maybe a minute before the teacher said it was clear I had read the book and didn't need to finish my presentation. She called my mom to yell at her for allowing me to read such a thing. Little did she know my mom is a crazy bitch- Mother came to school and excoriated her in front of my class and the other teachers during the lunch hour and said if the school didn't want me to read about the Tiananmen Massacre, that maybe they shouldn't have given me the loving book. I had a hosed up childhood lol.
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deadeyez posted:I looked her up after I graduated and sent her a letter detailing how much I hated her deadeyez posted:I had a hosed up childhood lol. Yeah
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haljordan posted:Do they keep the butt plugs in a locked case like the $3 can of shaving gel I wanted to buy the other day Every grocery store near me keeps even the lube and condoms and junk cleansers locked up. The Walmart is the only one that also has toys and that's where I got my first vibe (somehow I convinced myself I couldn't trust legit site to not print THIS IDIOT LIKES SEX all over the delivered box, I was having brainrot that week). The worker who opened the cabinet joked about how I could just shoplift it. Sir if I was going to steal sex toys it would not be some weak poo poo from a Walmart That guy was still less of a square than Tucker Carlson
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 05:25 |
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SamBishop posted:They are so loving desperate to have something to glom onto. Literally no one but their small little faux outrage corner considers Twitter not showing everyone Hunter's dick pics to be a scandal or censorship. Nobody. Because you can't just go around flashing someone else's hog, it's part of Twitter's TOS. They're addicts who don't want help. The problem is it's a lot drat harder to overdose on anger than it is on other addictive substances like say, traditional drugs, so the line where they finally burn out is a lot further away and the desperation gets all the more pathetic.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 06:04 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:
Who was the GOP rear end in a top hat who whined that his party didn't get enough votes and that was why they had to gerrymander districts? We can't win unless we cheat! I will say that Saving Christmas is an insane movie when you look at how poo poo it is, and the message that Christmas isn't about Christ or any of his teachings, but getting as many presents as you loving can. Half the movie is literally Kirk sitting in a car with his brother-in-law, the latter lamenting how commercial Christmas is, and Kirk explaining to him why it's really what God and Jesus want. The whole thing feels like a loving demon convincing some wishy-washy Christian how to bend all the rules and become a loving goblin of greed. I admit the movie's message is not at all what I was expecting; the usual "do good and love the sinner hate the sin" poo poo but instead got a materialistic grabbag of God loves you so you need to buy poo poo.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 08:01 |
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prosperity gospel baby. jesus fuckin loved the rich, take my word for it, don’t investigate pls.
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That walker article is so good. Apparently they brought in Lindsay graham to give walker a more senatorial air to which I say.. lmao
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deadeyez posted:In '91 I was in first grade reading "It" and the teacher still made me participate in learning to read with the rest of the class. yo what’s it like being the only first grader in your school who knows what a gangbang is
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WhyteRyce posted:yo what’s it like being the only first grader in your school who knows what a gangbang is I read it when I was 12 and had to read that part
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Cowslips Warren posted:Who was the GOP rear end in a top hat who whined that his party didn't get enough votes and that was why they had to gerrymander districts? It sounds amazing. A normal Christmas movie has somebody who’s too fixated on the material parts of the holiday like the perfect tree and the biggest presents and their arc is learning that it’s about family and meaningful relationships instead of stuff, you can have a great Christmas with no tree and no presents as long as you remember that the real meaning of the holiday is peace and goodwill, but instead this movie seems to say that actually that person is right and it’s all about the stuff, God loves the stuff. Tom Lehrer posted:Angels we have heard on high
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deadeyez posted:In '91 I was in first grade reading "It" and the teacher still made me participate in learning to read with the rest of the class. It was humiliating because I would be like "TH makes a thhhhh sound" and she'd be like "STOP SHOWING OFF" and literally scream at me. It hosed me up for years. I looked her up after I graduated and sent her a letter detailing how much I hated her throughout my childhood, then sent a followup letter a few years ago saying I forgive her but I still think she is the worst teacher I ever had. Dude I was way ahead of my reading level too and I just got to play computer games once I was done. I don't ever remember having to do any learn to read stuff with the class but I could read before kindergarten, probably because my parents read to me a lot. I remember they were watching a movie and asked me what I was doing and I said reading this book and they were surprised I already knew how. Granted it was a children's book about an airplane or something but it always came easy.
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MiracleFlare posted:Every grocery store near me keeps even the lube and condoms and junk cleansers locked up. The Walmart is the only one that also has toys and that's where I got my first vibe (somehow I convinced myself I couldn't trust legit site to not print THIS IDIOT LIKES SEX all over the delivered box, I was having brainrot that week). The worker who opened the cabinet joked about how I could just shoplift it. Sir if I was going to steal sex toys it would not be some weak poo poo from a Walmart I'd like to whip a battery right at Tucker's stupid potato face
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 10:10 |
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I understand the rest of the kit but what's the dick numbing spray for.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 11:11 |
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I started reading books in English when I was 8 or so after a family friend gave me The Lion, the Witch and thr Wardrobe and I was hooked. Saved up for a beautiful bound edition of all the books right after and never really went back to reading books in my native language. I also had a super lovely teacher in primary school that would try to shame me for being way advanced in that area. I had a really cool teacher in secondary school though who just let me do whatever I wanted, which was either just silently reading my books during class or function as a TA helping struggling classmates.
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*FKK* SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM edit: wrong thread
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GokuGoesSSj69 posted:Dude I was way ahead of my reading level too and I just got to play computer games once I was done. I don't ever remember having to do any learn to read stuff with the class but I could read before kindergarten, probably because my parents read to me a lot. I remember they were watching a movie and asked me what I was doing and I said reading this book and they were surprised I already knew how. Granted it was a children's book about an airplane or something but it always came easy. I have a friend who is a teaching assistant (here in the UK) and she says that over the last couple of years they've noticed an increase in the number of problem kids they've been getting. Not so much bad behaviour (well, some she said are just feral) but just total lack of education. They've seen 4-5 year olds still wearing nappies (diapers), ones who can't even count to 5, can't read at all, and can't even identify basic colours, like they couldn't say if a toy was red, green, black or white. Sounds like over the pandemic a lot of parents just gave up and sat their kids down with a phone to play with and didn't even try teaching them anything at all at home.
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Volcott posted:I understand the rest of the kit but what's the dick numbing spray for. You ever seen that Bond movie with the antagonist lady that crushed dudes using her thighs and kegels? It’s if you want to bone her.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 11:35 |
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I was an early reader and while I wouldn’t get outright rage for reading something above my age level, I’d be seen in more of a “she’s pretending to understand what she’s reading” lens. Like even when I did hit upon things I didn’t understand I’d just ask my mom? I was blessed with a mom who was overjoyed that I tore through books, even if I found Johnny Tremain to be the most boring poo poo on planet earth. Sorry mom (but thank you for buying my first Judy Blume book when I was 9!) But yeah, I’ve seen some adults suplex any tall poppy signs in a kid. That mentality makes me sick, god forbid you encourage a kid to grow.
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https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1601635260630208512?s=20&t=5gEH-61pNM28C-IZ8t5uHw now you've done it America. The dealer of death sticks is back in play and has scores to settle
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Devils Affricate posted:I've watched through this a few times and I can't for the life of me figure out why he mentioned "kids with speech impediments" in his mini rant. Is it a reference to some specific news story from 2020 or did his Gish Gallop module briefly go into overdrive? My son has a speech impediment and I was more worried about him surviving covid than whether or not he could attend school in person.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1601023762404675584?s=20&t=6amQQU0heTNmEiydc525fA Oscar Schindler: "I could have been more online!"
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1601635260630208512?s=20&t=5gEH-61pNM28C-IZ8t5uHw Seventy six genders led the pride parade With a hundred & ten drag queens close at hand
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Lord of War 2: there are 2 movies
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