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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

truly it's cars that are loving us all :smith:

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Ruffian Price posted:

truly it's cars that are loving us all :smith:

Indeed, the more breeds of dogs that destroy them the better.

Some day we shall learn, some day.

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

BiggerBoat posted:

What if it's one of those weird robot dog things, except it's modeled after a pit bull this time?

This sounds like a midjourney prompt.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://giant.gfycat.com/MellowImpoliteAustraliankelpie.mp4

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



BiggerBoat posted:

What if it's one of those weird robot dog things, except it's modeled after a pit bull this time?

There isn't a breed of dog that is more terrifying than those Boston Dynamics kill bots

MixMasterMalaria
Jul 26, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

There isn't a breed of dog that is more terrifying than those Boston Dynamics kill bots

Spoken like someone who hasn't worked as a dog walker for the demented offspring of a pitbull and a truck modified for rolling coal.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

MixMasterMalaria posted:

Spoken like someone who hasn't worked as a dog walker for the demented offspring of a pitbull and a truck modified for rolling coal.

what do you dogwalk, natives of Cybertron?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MixMasterMalaria posted:

Spoken like someone who hasn't worked as a dog walker for the demented offspring of a pitbull and a truck modified for rolling coal.

You see you're in Metal Gear territory there, and there's a Solid method to neutralize those bad boys. It's the little ones that crawl through windows or leap 2-3 stories with rifle mounts and probably swords and poo poo that are the real terror

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Epic High Five posted:

You see you're in Metal Gear territory there, and there's a Solid method to neutralize those bad boys. It's the little ones that crawl through windows or leap 2-3 stories with rifle mounts and probably swords and poo poo that are the real terror

Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for your head.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Captain_Maclaine posted:

Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for your head.

Common mistake on that mission, it'll beat you if you try to play its game. Grappendix and biothruster means you can get away to live another day

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I prefer to unleash the drilldo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Blue Footed Booby posted:

I prefer to unleash the drilldo.

Don't leave us hanging...

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Elon finally achieved the goal that started him on his journey to end up purchasing Twitter for $44 billion.

https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/1603025952778473474

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I thought he bought Twitter because they wouldn't show him Grimes protected posts?

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Kwyndig posted:

I thought he bought Twitter because they wouldn't show him Grimes protected posts?

I am sure the first thing he did when he got into the building was get a usb drive with all of grimes dms on it.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Kwyndig posted:

I thought he bought Twitter because they wouldn't show him Grimes protected posts?

Freedom of speech for me.

Not for thee.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

BiggerBoat posted:

Freedom of speech for me.

Not for thee.

His freedom to everybody's speech.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Elon still doesn't have any money coming in to pay his creditors and had to sell more Tesla stock.

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1603215532081152002

Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Elon still doesn't have any money coming in to pay his creditors and had to sell more Tesla stock.

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1603215532081152002

Ok, my theory now is Musk knows that Tesla is running into the ground and is using the struggle at Twitter to keep people from freaking out that he's dumping stock.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Musk also says he is suspending all accounts that tracked his private jet (by just reposting publicly available info) and a bunch of tech writers that criticized him because they endangered his family.

But, the police say they don't have any record of that happening.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1603219173924028416

He also banned all the personal accounts of the people that ran the jet tracker and worked for the news outlets that criticized him.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Dang. He skipped right past the mangosteen phase.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Bel Shazar posted:

Ok, my theory now is Musk knows that Tesla is running into the ground and is using the struggle at Twitter to keep people from freaking out that he's dumping stock.

logic razor : he's stupid as gently caress and barely has a nano second plan of "my feefees feel bad, what do make feel good?"

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Piss-baby is still pissy

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The only way out for musk is to run in 2024

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

PhazonLink posted:

logic razor : he's stupid as gently caress and barely has a nano second plan of "my feefees feel bad, what do make feel good?"

He's just chasing the dopamine hit from what ever passes as a praise kink for narcissists.

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Epic High Five posted:

There isn't a breed of dog that is more terrifying than those Boston Dynamics kill bots
Had one of those cute doggos stomping about at my university in the middle of a crowd.

Their manual says nobody should approach within five meters, and they should only be operated in areas with access restricted to trained personnel. They have no safety features. They specifically mention it will amputate fingers. Some circular saws are safer to stick your hand into than this thing.

But cute robot dog!!

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




Looks like another 3 or so have been banned since this was tweeted ~15 minutes ago

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1603551884748460034

Far as I can tell it's anyone who contacted the police to check his stalker story

edit: matt binder just ate a ban after tweeting about the bans lmao

Phoix fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Dec 16, 2022

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Phoix posted:

Looks like another 3 or so have been banned since this was tweeted ~15 minutes ago

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1603551884748460034

Far as I can tell it's anyone who contacted the police to check his stalker story

edit: matt binder just ate a ban after tweeting about the bans lmao


OOPS

https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1603596668624068609

Elon literally just joined this Twitter space now holy poo poo what a clusterfuck of a person and website lol

EDIT OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT A loving INFANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA He came on and was just blubbering like "you uh, you posted my home address! it's unacceptable" and people were pointing out how no one did that and he just like blubbered a lot about how this stuff is only acceptable when he does it and then left, incredible.

The space is now just like banned reporters politely making GBS threads on him and being disappointed he didn't stick around more.

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Dec 16, 2022

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Neo Rasa posted:

OOPS

https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1603596668624068609

Elon literally just joined this Twitter space now holy poo poo what a clusterfuck of a person and website lol

No fuckin way.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Neo Rasa posted:

OOPS

https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1603596668624068609

Elon literally just joined this Twitter space now holy poo poo what a clusterfuck of a person and website lol

EDIT OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT A loving INFANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA He came on and was just blubbering like "you uh, you posted my home address! it's unacceptable" and people were pointing out how no one did that and he just like blubbered a lot about how this stuff is only acceptable when he does it and then left, incredible.

The space is now just like banned reporters politely making GBS threads on him and being disappointed he didn't stick around more.

https://twitter.com/evanplus/status/1603611515483213824

Elon desperately wants to be a poster and absolutely does not have even remotely have the chops for it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cliffy B was a better poster than Elon Musk.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Neo Rasa posted:

OOPS

https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1603596668624068609

Elon literally just joined this Twitter space now holy poo poo what a clusterfuck of a person and website lol

EDIT OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT A loving INFANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA He came on and was just blubbering like "you uh, you posted my home address! it's unacceptable" and people were pointing out how no one did that and he just like blubbered a lot about how this stuff is only acceptable when he does it and then left, incredible.

The space is now just like banned reporters politely making GBS threads on him and being disappointed he didn't stick around more.

lmao Katie Nopoulos just brought up Something Awful moderation policy

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Cabbit posted:

https://twitter.com/evanplus/status/1603611515483213824

Elon desperately wants to be a poster and absolutely does not have even remotely have the chops for it.

There apparently is a recording - someone just posted this in the Social Media Companies thread:

Rebel Blob posted:

Here is a recording of Elon's appearance, he leaves pretty much immediately when people push back against his claims:

https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1603612768221155328

T Zero
Sep 26, 2005
When the enemy is in range, so are you
Funny how Elon went after twitter in the first place because he was mad at short sellers and now they're making a killing off shorting Tesla stock:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/08/investing/elon-musk-tesla-short-sellers-profits/index.html

Toyota, the world's largest automaker, has a P/E ratio of 9.5. Tesla's P/E ratio is 43. It's still an extraordinarily overvalued company. There's a lot more money to be made betting against it.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


The entire spaces feature is now apparently disabled. :lol:

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
No talking allowed on this free speech platform.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Senor Tron posted:

The entire spaces feature is now apparently disabled. :lol:

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Platystemon posted:

lmao Katie Nopoulos just brought up Something Awful moderation policy

Elon's gone from Trump vanity to Howard Hughes paranoia.

How low(tax) will he eventually go?

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
It's almost as if losing $100 billion of your fortune through actions that are clearly a result of your own vanity and stupidity causes the gears to grind so forcefully against your self-image of being the world's richest and therefore smartest man that your brain breaks, hard. (That and your wife leaving you for a trans woman and your trans child publicly disowning you. Also, no longer being the world's richest man is probably going to accelerate the spiral.)

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Evil Fluffy posted:

Elon's gone from Trump vanity to Howard Hughes paranoia.

How low(tax) will he eventually go?

can he ever be lowtax if he's not using golden belly to deliver cookies to his mouth?

(though it would be nice if he just did the final thing )

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