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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

And then accusing THAT crowd of having the woke mind virus lol

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Elon Musk paid forty-four billion dollars to become Pagliacci the clown.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

It's also pretty funny to introduce someone with "Give it up for the richest man in the world!" and expect a positive reaction.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Elon wished on a monkeys paw and is indeed becoming the funniest person of all time

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602305628734599168

He's corncobbing towards his schwarzschild radius, it's really something

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



It's very funny because you'd think a dave Chappelle would be a safe space for him but, lol nope

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602305628734599168

He's corncobbing towards his schwarzschild radius, it's really something

"And what happened then? Well, in Twitterville they say -- that the Cringe's cope grew three sizes that day."

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602307663970213890

He's like a poster from 2004.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

The Saddest Rhino posted:

It's very funny because you'd think a dave Chappelle would be a safe space for him but, lol nope

I guess the man just has too much loser stink on him at this point.

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


Platystemon posted:

Elon Musk paid forty-four billion dollars to become Pagliacci the clown.

Or a corncob.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

McCracAttack posted:

It's also pretty funny to introduce someone with "Give it up for the richest man in the world!" and expect a positive reaction.

It's such a ridiculous idea, regardless of whether it's Musk or not.

Like Dane Cook in his heyday bringing up the equally energetic Bill Gates.
Maybe Louis CK and Jeff Bezos should have done some vaudeville bits.
You just know everyone in the stadium for Kevin Hart was disappointed Warren Buffett never made an appearance.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's pretty insane to watch someone get that redpilled that fast, and keep getting more redipilled every day

https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1602326727975473153


zoux has a new favorite as of 16:38 on Dec 12, 2022

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
There's already an Elon thread where all his idiot bullshit gets posted and discussed at a prolific rate, can we please not make this thread that thread?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Might as well unbookmark the thread because Twitter is all Elon, all the time now.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Toaster Beef posted:

There's already an Elon thread where all his idiot bullshit gets posted and discussed at a prolific rate, can we please not make this thread that thread?

Sorry he's made it his mission to become the main character on twitter forever and we're just along for the ride

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



How about that tweet where jordan peterson posted about how "child porn is getting impossible to find on twitter now!". I'm not googling jordan peterson child porn tweet at work but it is very funny.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

A Moose posted:

How about that tweet where jordan peterson posted about how "child porn is getting impossible to find on twitter now!". I'm not googling jordan peterson child porn tweet at work but it is very funny.

i found it without typing in anything questionable, because it's apparently not deleted yet!

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1601994248370679808

what the gently caress!?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/_daifei/status/1602051047513640961

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



DontMockMySmock posted:

i found it without typing in anything questionable, because it's apparently not deleted yet!

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1601994248370679808

what the gently caress!?

what the gently caress? I assumed it would be gone once he realized what he implied (ie that he spends a lot of time searching for child porn)

That's amazing.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

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In fairness, I don't either.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Remember when everybody was saying Twitter would crash in a manner of days? Whatever happened to that?


https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1602120493519503361?t=VmKkgM1PmFiGUOeF61h25A&s=19

I have seen a Blackhawks jersey at every hockey game I've been to and I have never seen them play.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Friend posted:

I have seen a Blackhawks jersey at every hockey game I've been to and I have never seen them play.

Was at a hockey game last night that didn’t feature the Blackhawks, and can confirm.

Particularly bad when it’s the team with among the worst records of handling sexual assault and similar issues (a few teams trying real loving hard to knock them off this spot though). Let’s not advertise them for free, eh.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Those days are probably past but in the 90s/00s in Southern minor league hockey it was essentially a way for dislocated fans of a team to find each other. You went to a Birmingham Bulls game in your Peter Bondra jersey and got to meet some other Capitals fans.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
man with torso like a stuffed turkey from ingesting far more hgh than probably recommended thinks he is a medical expert and that covid isn't real

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



I never see blackhawks jerseys at red wings games, though you do see Lightning jerseys and stuff. Sometimes it’s that an athlete you like is now on a different team, or that there’s a franchise connection like with the lightning and wings. I see quite a few Detroit Vipers jerseys and quite a few more Rogle BK ones, and those aren’t even the same league of hockey (though again there’s a direct connection). Don’t seem to see many AHL jerseys though…

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Captain Invictus posted:

man with torso like a stuffed turkey from ingesting far more hgh than probably recommended thinks he is a medical expert and that covid isn't real

Psychology really needs to study this phenomenon where someone gets owned so hard they start losing touch with every aspect of reality.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Chitin posted:

Psychology really needs to study this phenomenon where someone gets owned so hard they start losing touch with every aspect of reality.

that's what "cognitive dissonance" actually refers to. "the mental toll of holding thoughts that conflict with reality". he thinks he is cool, and existence is proving him wrong so hard he's losing his poo poo about it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Toaster Beef posted:

There's already an Elon thread where all his idiot bullshit gets posted and discussed at a prolific rate, can we please not make this thread that thread?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084647050208333825

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Turpitude II posted:

that's what "cognitive dissonance" actually refers to. "the mental toll of holding thoughts that conflict with reality". he thinks he is cool, and existence is proving him wrong so hard he's losing his poo poo about it.

Thank you. It drives me nuts how many people use the term completely backwards. How did it even enter common internet parlance?

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Thank you. It drives me nuts how many people use the term completely backwards. How did it even enter common internet parlance?

i don't know, but at least it's a little bit funny to be like "i know what cognitive dissonance is, it's this specific thing," and then hear most other people believe it's something else and go nuts.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Turpitude II posted:

i don't know, but at least it's a little bit funny to be like "i know what cognitive dissonance is, it's this specific thing," and then hear most other people believe it's something else and go nuts.

This always amuses me too.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




GD_American posted:

Those days are probably past but in the 90s/00s in Southern minor league hockey it was essentially a way for dislocated fans of a team to find each other. You went to a Birmingham Bulls game in your Peter Bondra jersey and got to meet some other Capitals fans.

Yeah I wore my Canada Moist Talkers blaseball jacket to my pinball league venue and another guy had a Hades Tigers ball cap, we had a fun time trying to explain to the bartender what the hell we were talking about. She's used to weird dork poo poo by now though.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

DontMockMySmock posted:

i found it without typing in anything questionable, because it's apparently not deleted yet!

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1601994248370679808

what the gently caress!?

He just sucks at comedy. There are at least three separate jokes he was going for (can't tell which one but I'm assuming he's trying to paint Reich as a pedophile) but he misses all of them.

Like there is a remote chance he's so brain-dead* that JP admitted he likes CP but I doubt it.

*metaphorically speaking, not like in a coma from lots of benzos let's say

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Armed with a basic set of grammatical skills, even the most dormant of minds can disguise themselves as intellectuals to conservatives. Its just unfortunate that the rest of us have to witness the whole charade.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

codo27 posted:

Armed with a basic set of grammatical skills, even the most dormant of minds can disguise themselves as intellectuals to conservatives. Its just unfortunate that the rest of us have to witness the whole charade.

It's the whole reason they *constantly* say "We the People" and then failed to replicate it with "Where We Go One We Go All" which makes no sense but sounds wise because it uses inverse syntax

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

It's the whole reason they *constantly* say "We the People"

And I'm gonna guess that's most likely down to pro-wrestler Jack Swagger's gimmick from 10 years ago than anything else.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zoux posted:

It's the whole reason they *constantly* say "We the People" and then failed to replicate it with "Where We Go One We Go All" which makes no sense but sounds wise because it uses inverse syntax

I mean it makes sense to me? Still sounds stupid mainly because it's used by very stupid people

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
“We will all go to any place one of us goes. We are pestilence.” Makes sense to me. Not, like, as a logical conclusion to come to, but I understand they’re saying they are not independent thinkers and a taint on anything they contact.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/heaven_toniight/status/1602085014547664897

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1602061073238134789

https://twitter.com/PridefuISin/status/1602116656209313792

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1602000631061180417

https://twitter.com/AWFULfanPOSTERS/status/1602088475553062912

https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1602052207536443394

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Grassy Knowles posted:

“We will all go to any place one of us goes. We are pestilence.” Makes sense to me. Not, like, as a logical conclusion to come to, but I understand they’re saying they are not independent thinkers and a taint on anything they contact.

I know what it means but like "Where one goes, all go" or all kinds of ways that don't sound contrived as hell

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