Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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explosivo posted:is that cybertruck still allegedly coming out? There are people who have paid some amount of money for one of those already, right? I swear I read somewhere that even if it does come out there is no way it passes any safety tests since it just has a stainless steel frame that won't crumple so it can't pass a crash test
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Phroawh *taps bonnet* You won't believe the spontaneous flammability of this baby
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explosivo posted:is that cybertruck still allegedly coming out? There are people who have paid some amount of money for one of those already, right? After the shitshow that is Twitter, does anyone really want to trust Musk with a truck that's supposed to drive under water?
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:32 |
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They'll keep making test and concept models. They need a load of them to crash into things (and be crashed into) for a start.
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B-Rock452 posted:I swear I read somewhere that even if it does come out there is no way it passes any safety tests since it just has a stainless steel frame that won't crumple so it can't pass a crash test The body is the frame and it's made out of a type of rolled stainless that's so hard it can't be pressed (because it will break the press), just cut (hence the weird angles and poo poo). It will not crumple, and it will murder whoever is in the car it hits at high speed, along with its own driver more likely than not because of physics. Denting the body means that the entire frame is compromised. The windows are intended to be "unbreakable" () so there is theoretically no way for emergency crews to break into the vehicle in case of emergency, whether it's parked in front of a hydrant or burning the driver and passengers to death. The Cybertruck's design that was sold as a preorder is completely loving illegal in every possible important metric. You know, like a concept car. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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Halisnacks posted:I don’t know the unit economics of the business, but I assume it is not losing money on each incremental dollar of revenue (happy to be proven wrong on this point). Given that most of Twitter's revenue comes from advertising, which took a nose dive after Musk took over, combined with the new billions of dollars in loan obligations, yes I am certain Twitter is losing money badly right now. Musk can try to rework Twitter into something else but he's already completely rebranded it as his own toxic playground. It's a sick and diseased place and barring a technical fault will wither into irrelevance (or whatever sort of relevance Truth Social has.) I very much hope Tesla stock continues to fall drastically. The shorts were always right.
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:37 |
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Every day I'm glad for my lovely 09 Ford. She's peice of poo poo but has absolutely saved my life from dumbshits driving distracted
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mobby_6kl posted:I think they might be finally making... at least one of them? That looks like a kid tried to make a car frame out of scaffolding in his dad's garage Elon musk, bringing back pre-Fordian car design philosophy
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E the Shaggy posted:After the shitshow that is Twitter, does anyone really want to trust Musk with a truck that's supposed to drive under water? I regret to inform you that yes, there are people who will happily do exactly this.
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:41 |
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I just read a story on the whole Chappelle/Musk thing, and a couple of interesting things stood out to me that weren't brought up in most of the general "Musk gets booed" news stories: -All the comedians on the show, not just Chappelle, were railing against "wokeness" and "cancel culture". Both the opening acts, as well as Chris Rock (though to be fair, the article pointed out that a lot of Rock's criticism was more aimed at the performative nods towards progression that big media companies tend to do, but still). -Near the end, when things broke down and the crowd was heavily booing Musk again and Chappelle finally snapped on them when he couldn't get them back on his side, one of the comments he made was that the crowd's booing was a sign of "pending civil unrest" and he snapped he'd like to see what "store" the crowd would "decimate" next, before finally telling them to "shut the gently caress up, with your boos". After watching the footage, it's pretty clear that Chappelle is 100% just another rich dude that's completely out of touch with how people feel these days (as if his misogynistic comments on Kamala Harris after the 2020 election, his TERFdom, and his anti-Semitism didn't already confirm all of that).
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:42 |
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from Ryan Broderick’s excellent Garbage Day newsletter:quote:What If This Is All Because Of Twitter Spam?
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explosivo posted:I regret to inform you that yes, there are people who will happily do exactly this.
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:43 |
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Was it going under water or over it?
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:46 |
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it'll be the tesla version of an avatar 2 way of water tie-in
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:47 |
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Distinct possibility that's what he thinks neuralink will be.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I just read a story on the whole Chappelle/Musk thing, and a couple of interesting things stood out to me that weren't brought up in most of the general "Musk gets booed" news stories: I also read a comment that Chappelle said, "its all the people in the cheap seats booing", as if rich assholes are in solidarity over this prick.
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:56 |
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Orc Priest posted:You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? we don't need a twitter replacement, probably (says the person who formed an LLC to run a mastodon instance) but personally I stay away from Post and Hive, and, glaring 1990s web design aside, I basically agree with this take, and I believe post.news operates the same way. Looking at post it looks like they might?? have a web UI?? but I don't see any way to browse content without an account, gently caress that. https://twitter.com/jwz/status/1595530261533319168 Instagram had the same problem. When Facebook bought them they realized this was not going to help the app compete with Twitter etc, and forced Instagram to have a web-facing side. 2016 article about Instagram posted:All of the "social media" services want to lock you in. That's been the case for a while. They love their "walled gardens" and they think that so long as they tightly control their users and make it hard for them to escape, they will rule the world forever. Some socmedia phone app that requires me to install a phone app will never be a real twitter replacement. I used and read twitter for years and almost never bothered with any of the apps, hate having poo poo like that on my phone. I realize most people do use the apps, and that's fine, but it doesn't get around the need to have a public and web facing side which is search indexable, visible without being in the app, etc. Otherwise you are not at all trying to be Twitter and have the "common space conversation", you're trying to pull people into your little walled garden.
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 17:01 |
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Mozi posted:Given that most of Twitter's revenue comes from advertising, which took a nose dive after Musk took over, combined with the new billions of dollars in loan obligations, yes I am certain Twitter is losing money badly right now. Yes, Twitter is highly likely still loss-making; it more or less always has been and there’s no reason to believe otherwise now. But Twitter losing money as a business overall =/= negative unit economics. The latter would mean the business loses money on each incremental dollar of revenue it earns. I assume that’s not the case.
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Tesla stock achieved new Low of the Year today @ $161.74.
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Binary Logic posted:Tesla stock achieved new Low of the Year today @ $161.74. Tesla's stock price is noticeably correlated with bitcoin/crypto in a way that, say, the S&P500 index is not.
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Cabbages and Kings posted:we don't need a twitter replacement, probably (says the person who formed an LLC to run a mastodon instance) but personally I stay away from Post and Hive, and, glaring 1990s web design aside, I basically agree with this take, and I believe post.news operates the same way. Looking at post it looks like they might?? have a web UI?? but I don't see any way to browse content without an account, gently caress that. the more immediate problem with hive is the owners have absolutely no loving idea what they're doing and shipped it with all permissions enforced on the clientside, so by directly poking the API you could edit other users posts, read their DMs, etc, etc https://arstechnica.com/information...l&utm_brand=ars
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strong "Andor making Death Star pieces" energy
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Binary Logic posted:Tesla stock achieved new Low of the Year today @ $161.74. new low of the year, and a record high new lol of the year
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I've been randomly thinking about "only 10% boos" throughout the day and it makes me grin like an idiot every time.
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repiv posted:the more immediate problem with hive is the owners have absolutely no loving idea what they're doing and shipped it with all permissions enforced on the clientside, so by directly poking the API you could edit other users posts, read their DMs, etc, etc Lol. I mean, just lol. I understand that making scalable software is a difficult problem and that the difficulty scales with the userbase, etc etc This is just 101 level poo poo, though, like, "no test plan, no security testing, no QA" loving lol, reading https://www.hivesocial.app/about-us -- Think about this loving timeline for a minute, June 2019 - founder is "gifted a laptop and begins to teach themselves to program" October 2019 - Hive's first iOS app launches (!!) Feb 2021 - Hive hits #1 spot on app store Dec 2022 - they now have 1.5 million users and 175 employees Going from "I can't code" to "i have an app in the iOS store" in under five months is fairly impressive, except, uh, building a massive social media network as your "learn how to code" project and then just getting it into the app store when your company (apparently at that time) was self funded and consisted of two people seems like pretty unhinged levels of arrogance. Not touching this poo poo with a 10 meter test plan.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I just read a story on the whole Chappelle/Musk thing, and a couple of interesting things stood out to me that weren't brought up in most of the general "Musk gets booed" news stories: So what I'm getting from all that is, this show would have been massively improved if Will Smith was allowed walk through the audience and slapp the piss out of anyone on stage. ...Big Willie Style.
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repiv posted:the more immediate problem with hive is the owners have absolutely no loving idea what they're doing and shipped it with all permissions enforced on the clientside, so by directly poking the API you could edit other users posts, read their DMs, etc, etc L M A O M A O L A O L M O L M A reminds me of the early days of Mastodon when you'd have an instance grow unexpectedly fast to hundreds/thousands of users, and then the admin would unintentionally delete the whole database because they didn't understand how Docker worked (except Hive actually cost real money to build and deploy)
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Ideally this would also gently caress up Chappelle 's image but I doubt it lol
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Agents are GO! posted:Something I posted in another thread: believe me i'm trying
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Ideally this would also gently caress up Chappelle 's image but I doubt it lol Is there anyone left? I think most of us who thought the dude was hilarious for saying "I'm rick james bitch" when we were kids figured out he's a rich old out of touch crank after his first netflix special.
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explosivo posted:Is there anyone left? I think most of us who thought the dude was hilarious for saying "I'm rick james bitch" when we were kids figured out he's a rich old out of touch crank after his first netflix special. He earned a lot of new/return fans after his 8:46 special (it was probably the best thing he ever did), but I don’t know if that was before or after the transphobic stuff started.
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Bottom Liner posted:He earned a lot of new/return fans after his 8:46 special (it was probably the best thing he ever did), but I don’t know if that was before or after the transphobic stuff started. I'm pretty sure I've been hearing that levelled against him long before 2020. I also haven't really watched or made any effort to keep up with anything about Dave Chappelle since I was in junior high school really, but I'm pretty sure I heard the occasional comment of him being transphobic way every now and then for a couple of years before 2020.
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 17:27 |
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I found a good replacement for twitter. I go outside and look at some trees. It's very nice.
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Extra Large Marge posted:I found a good replacement for twitter. I go outside and look at some trees. It's very nice. I just wander around the neighborhood and peer in peoples' windows, hoping to see funny pet moments
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TulliusCicero posted:Lmao this piece of poo poo was doing this "I'M TOTALLY A LIBERAL BUT VOTE REPUBLICAN GUYZ" back in May of 2020, when COVID was ravaging the US and Trump was doing loving nothing. i'll be surprised if he actually voted before 2020. Treecko posted:Every day I'm glad for my lovely 09 Ford. She's peice of poo poo but has absolutely saved my life from dumbshits driving distracted I'd rather ride in a 1983 station wagon before I'd ever get in a Tesla. Armitage fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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Libra posted:I've been randomly thinking about "only 10% boos" throughout the day and it makes me grin like an idiot every time. It's like when Trump got booed at a ball game and you could see his soul leaving his body:
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Extra Large Marge posted:I found a good replacement for twitter. I go outside and look at some trees. It's very nice. It attacked me.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I just wander around the neighborhood and peer in peoples' windows, hoping to see funny pet moments You could also get a megaphone, go downtown to find a few people just minding their own business, and yell "HEY YOU EVER NOTICE HOW THOSE FREE LITTLE LIBRARIES ARE NEOLIBERAL PROPAGANDA?".
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Cabbages and Kings posted:Lol. I mean, just lol. lmao. So it's an app-only walled garden coded by a clueless student? Hmm yes sign me the gently caress up lol.
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these "who needs twitter? not me " hot takes sure are refreshing
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