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spunkshui posted:It’s hilarious because before he did this I was very keen on buying a cyber truck, and now I wouldnt drive one of those loving things if he paid me. It’s not like the Cybertruck is ever going to be released. It’s been so long since they announced it, I can’t remember what cool features it had other than bulletproof glass that wasn’t bulletproof. Considering how jam packed the F-150 Lightning and Rivian are, I don’t know if Tesla would even release a truck whose only redeeming qualities are driving over plastic cones/children and maybe floating.
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Elon Musk is the personification of "just quit while you are ahead"
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Krispy Wafer posted:It’s not like the Cybertruck is ever going to be released. It’s been so long since they announced it, I can’t remember what cool features it had other than bulletproof glass that wasn’t bulletproof. its main features are that its ugly and it has cameras instead of mirrors
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Dec 14, 2022 03:09
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Not too sure if this has been posted yet, but the ftc wouldn't like this. https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1602832095511920640
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Dec 14, 2022 03:16
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Forced location and phone number would do it for me
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Dec 14, 2022 03:33
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E the Shaggy posted:Musk has come up with the genius strategy of not paying his bills to save money: “Rent isn’t real” I say to myself as the repo men break into my office.
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Dec 14, 2022 03:39
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TulliusCicero posted:
Elon: knock knock Woman: ...who's there? Elon: My penis 🤣😂🤣. Welp I'm done. Wanna hear some Chuck Norris facts???
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Dec 14, 2022 03:43
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He’s probably gonna use that rent thing as an excuse to move the operation to Texas.
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spunkshui posted:It’s hilarious because before he did this I was very keen on buying a cyber truck, and now I wouldnt drive one of those loving things if he paid me. What made you keen on buying a non-race car whose spec sheet is literally "NHTSA says this thing can't be street legal as designed"
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Dec 14, 2022 03:47
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hemale in pain posted:musks tweets are getting weirder and more incoherent Correct
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Dec 14, 2022 03:53
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In my social circle Teslas are quickly catching up with BMWs and Audis as the preferred vehicle of rear end in a top hat drivers
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Dec 14, 2022 04:06
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DeeplyConcerned posted:you guys mock the term, but I was infected by the woke mind virus, and it changed my life forever. before infection, I was a staunch Republican man living out my days in middle America. I had missionary sex once a decade for procreation only, hi sasha
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javi posted:Not too sure if this has been posted yet, but the ftc wouldn't like this. I wondered if he was just pretending Europe didn't exist but no, turns out he's actually trying to confuse the EU by giving them too many things to fine him for.
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Glimm posted:Correct I am tempted to tag tweet him an absurd double negative and see if I can get him to reply “Exactly” without him thinking about it too much.
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Teratrain posted:I wondered if he was just pretending Europe didn't exist but no, turns out he's actually trying to confuse the EU by giving them too many things to fine him for. 
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Unlucky7 posted:I am tempted to tag tweet him an absurd double negative and see if I can get him to reply “Exactly” without him thinking about it too much. I guarantee he would misunderstand "fulsome".
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Dec 14, 2022 04:42
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I'm really still not getting how this mindset works. You have more money than God. You have yachts and mansions, and can pay people to crew them. You have servants and drivers. You can get your 24/h assistant to order you a sex worker of your exact specifications, delivered immediately, and have them wrap up any complications. Money is literally not even a concept anymore. You won the high score. What the gently caress more do you want? Get on the loving rocket, coward.
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he wants to be funny and loved
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Ghostlight posted:he wants to be funny and loved That's not going to happen. So get on the rocket for a last attempt of being funny and loved by the investors, and maybe impressing whatever your kids are named. Do it. I will concede to naming the impact crater or failed colony after you. "Musk's Folly" has a ring to it for like somewhere space pirates hang out to trade crypto or space weed or whatever.
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Dec 14, 2022 05:01
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MrQwerty posted:What made you keen on buying a non-race car whose spec sheet is literally "NHTSA says this thing can't be street legal as designed" Because I want to drive a loving warthog IRL. Duh?
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Earwicker posted:its main features are that its ugly and it has cameras instead of mirrors I don't think that's legal.
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The Lone Badger posted:I don't think that's legal. It’s not. The new Hyundai Ioniq 6 has cameras for side mirrors, but not in the US because it’s not legal here yet.
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Dec 14, 2022 05:28
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Why the gently caress would you replace mirrors with cameras? It’s like a literal downgrade in every possible category, increased points of failure, and increased cost
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Dec 14, 2022 05:32
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Captain Beans posted:Why the gently caress would you replace mirrors with cameras? The future... rules! Now you say it!
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Captain Beans posted:Why the gently caress would you replace mirrors with cameras? Stuff like that bothers me. Tesla removed the glovebox handle to open it and you instead have to go through menu options on the dash computer to get to the "open glovebox" option. No other way to open it. I know a guy with one and drove to a location where he needed to get something out of his glovebox but he couldn't get to it because the dash computer froze and wouldn't come back.
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Dec 14, 2022 05:49
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Worth a look. Carlins still kicking dumbasses around.
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Dec 14, 2022 06:07
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I keep thinking Musk can't get more pathetic and he keeps proving me wrong.
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Captain Beans posted:Why the gently caress would you replace mirrors with cameras? Well you see, if you remove the side mirrors then you can improve the drag coefficient by a few percent.
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Dec 14, 2022 06:15
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The Last Call posted:Worth a look. Call me crazy, I don't know this David Bell guy but it sounds like he's being sarcastic and it's a big whoosh moment for Kelly.
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Dec 14, 2022 06:15
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Tarkus posted:Call me crazy, I don't know this David Bell guy but it sounds like he's being sarcastic and it's a big whoosh moment for Kelly. i think she was sarcastically agreeing with him
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Tarkus posted:Call me crazy, I don't know this David Bell guy but it sounds like he's being sarcastic and it's a big whoosh moment for Kelly. That’s how I read it too. The damndest thing is no one had to know Musk was a dweeb. I mean sure, people would assume. I’m sure Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are dweebs too but we can’t really say for certain. Musk wants everyone to know how pathetic he is.
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Dec 14, 2022 06:18
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Anyone else now getting random Chinese hashtags in their trending sidebar? Never seen that before. A heck of a job Muskie.
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Dec 14, 2022 06:23
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I can’t wrap my mind around anyone seeing that stupid rear end truck and liking it.
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People literally got on a wait list for a chance to give Musk money for it lol
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AARP LARPer posted:I can’t wrap my mind around anyone seeing that stupid rear end truck and liking it. The Decapitator is the latest in small dick compensation technology
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Frank Frank posted:That’s how I read it too. classic humiliation fetish . It's not too hard to understand really. Elon buys Twitter -> AOC disses Elon on his own platform ~> Elon wields the last bit of power he has and messes with AOC's account > AOC disses Elon for being thin skinned > already looking like a humongous dweeb. Elion posts an incredibly cringe joke, is dunked on by the entire platform, then cums crowd starts out cheering, giving Elon an easy win -> Elon is so uncharismatic and insufferable he turns the entire crowd against him, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory > Elon cums you gotta hand it to him [insert joke about not having to hand it to him], but seriously the man's a sexual connoisseur. that's why he allies with conservatives. They hate everybody, so there's really no shame if they hate you. he wants to be hated by the left because they're the good guys and care about everybody. so if they hate you, you surely must deserve it. And that really gets him off.
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Frank Frank posted:That’s how I read it too. bill gates is a gangster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqfjiuqVrV4
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Catastrophe posted:Stuff like that bothers me. Tesla removed the glovebox handle to open it and you instead have to go through menu options on the dash computer to get to the "open glovebox" option. No other way to open it. I know a guy with one and drove to a location where he needed to get something out of his glovebox but he couldn't get to it because the dash computer froze and wouldn't come back. What? No no no I want cool tech poo poo like something that makes me coffee right there in the cupholder not a menu to replace a loving handle.
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spunkshui posted:What? Why reach over and manually open your glovebox (ugh!) when you can open it with a few swipes and drilling down through menus and…holy poo poo I just ran over a child!
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ded posted:bill gates is a gangster You have a strange idea of what a gangster is and does.
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