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generated with ChatGPT: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a magical and mysterious thing called bitcoin. People said that it was a special kind of money that could make them very rich. But little did they know, bitcoin was actually a big scam. People who believed in bitcoin were always on the lookout for ways to get more of it. They would search the internet for special websites and secret codes that would help them "mine" for more bitcoin. But the truth was, there was no real bitcoin to be found. It was all just a big trick. The people who created bitcoin were actually clever thieves who were trying to steal people's money. At first, some people were able to make a lot of money with bitcoin. They would buy it when it was cheap and then sell it when it was worth more. But then, something terrible happened. The thieves who created bitcoin suddenly disappeared, and all the money that people had invested in it was gone. People who had believed in bitcoin were devastated. They had lost all their money, and they had no way to get it back. They realized that they had been tricked by a clever scam, and that there was no such thing as magic money. In the end, the people who had lost their money learned a valuable lesson. They learned that it is important to be careful with your money and to never trust something just because it seems too good to be true. They promised themselves that they would never fall for a scam like bitcoin again. The end.
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christ, i'm listening to today's house committee hearing, and the number of ranking members who are still carrying water for crypto as they discuss one of the largest frauds in history is disgusting tom emmer, a republican (a lot of the shills are republican for some odd reason) from minnesota finished his questioning of ray with these remarks which are just infuriating quote:Thank you Mr. Ray, I appreciate you mentioning your concerns about the concentration of power in a small group of individuals with no oversight. That is the exact problem of openness and permissionless technology that crypto and blockchain solves. It solves for the problems with centralization... the statements of a man being paid to not understand that technology is not some magic replacement for social structures. the massive fraud is just proof that the technology was just not embraced hard enough
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Alan Smithee posted:super weird they called it alameda when they're across the bay look up the song Alameda by Elliot Smith 
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:christ, i'm listening to today's house committee hearing, and the number of ranking members who are still carrying water for crypto as they discuss one of the largest frauds in history is disgusting I read this as signaling to future campaign donors. As a criminal, what's the point of buying off a congressman if they're going to ditch you as soon as the chips are down?
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:christ, i'm listening to today's house committee hearing, and the number of ranking members who are still carrying water for crypto as they discuss one of the largest frauds in history is disgusting Jon Stewart had a vodcast(?) for his show on YouTube about a week ago regarding ftx and they brought on a guy that explains the situation well. Including how apparently the crypto regulation was going through CFTC as part of an agricultural bill because the CFTC originally was in charge of food futures. Pretty funny
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I'm waiting for the prosecution of SBF's parents to begin cause ... https://www.seattletimes.com/business/the-parents-in-the-middle-of-ftxs-collapse/ Lol. Way to put your own names on the $16.4 million Bahamas property
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Boxturret posted:# tuna a beast 9000 
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tango alpha delta posted:In the end, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
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I have an irrational anticipation for Binance's collapse. I think the explanation was their giddy boasting in the wake of the FTX/SBF collapse, pretending like their poo poo don't stink just as bad. When we all know that thing is just as much of a ponzi as any other.GhostofJohnMuir posted:christ, i'm listening to today's house committee hearing, and the number of ranking members who are still carrying water for crypto as they discuss one of the largest frauds in history is disgusting You can definitely tell that much of the crypto largesse has been spent on quietly bribing a huge number of republicans
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acidx posted:As funny as this SBF saga is, it will be nothing compared to CZ if binance goes down. Would be like a looney tunes bit. Like he pushed SBF off a cliff and wipes his hands and starts to walk away but ope, turns out he was tied to SBF with a rope because of course he was. It's all fuckin crypto you idiot. What did you think would happen if you blew up one of the largest exchanges lol.
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Well going by the state of the forum announcement , goon spending is down. Maybe Seraph felt he needed to help balance the books for the end of the year.
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It’s pure lols that after watching a half dozen of these “exhanges” fail people still have actual money in them to this day. Anybody left deserves to lose it all.
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I have gemini account! i bought amp at 2 cents then sold at 4 cents then I bought again at 12 and sold at .9 cents TO PAY MY BILLS
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https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1602964089982033920 Can't be too much longer now.
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So it's been a long time since I was even sort of aware of what crypto exchanges were around. If Binance goes under is there still any major ones running? Seems to be the main one at the moment crypto spammers, spam. Is that one that was based of magic cards still about? That was always a laugh remembering that was a thing that exists.
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dr_rat posted:So it's been a long time since I was even sort of aware of what crypto exchanges were around. If Binance goes under is there still any major ones running? Seems to be the main one at the moment crypto spammers, spam. Is that one that was based of magic cards still about? That was always a laugh remembering that was a thing that exists. Its my understanding that coinbase is powered by venture capital....and not stealing people deposits....wait...do I have that right?
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Coinbase will be the last one standing, or last to fall at least. It's been restrictive on what coins it lets on and its money is mostly made from high fees and investor capital.
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Squiggle posted:Him playing League of Legends constantly yet apparently being too stupid to ever improve is really a pretty funny metaphor I'm pretty sure a shitload of people do this and I imagine neglecting sleep, food and communication other than screaming and/or typing slurs probably doesn't do much for their performance.
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Can any degenerates comment on this combination of drugs? https://twitter.com/ewnewsbahamas/status/1602764777100660741
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Armitage_Shanks posted:https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1602964089982033920 i'd like to think against reason that jim cramer is aware that he is in effect a god, one that has the touch of death. simply by stridently expressing confidence in something you can destroy it. imagine having that power...
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MisterOblivious posted:https://twitter.com/SilvermanJacob/status/1602760630980968448?s=19 You can't really 'own' a bitcoin, maaaan.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Can any degenerates comment on this combination of drugs? His adderall dosage is pretty reasonable at least assuming "every 4 hours" doesnt mean hes constantly on it all day, no idea how it interacts with anything else but I know a few people who take twice that.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Can any degenerates comment on this combination of drugs? MAOIs can be used to potentiate some hallucinogens. I've heard they can also have some euphoric effects themselves but in generally they're not used commonly due to way too many bad interactions with common foods like cheese, which can give you serotonin syndrome which is real bad.
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Had to check this thread for an update cause I saw a clickbait article that BTC was rallying. Does rally mean "getting more hosed" in bizarro finance world?
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dr_rat posted:So it's been a long time since I was even sort of aware of what crypto exchanges were around. If Binance goes under is there still any major ones running? Seems to be the main one at the moment crypto spammers, spam. Is that one that was based of magic cards still about? That was always a laugh remembering that was a thing that exists. Coinbase, Crypto.com and Kraken are the remaining ones I know about. You might remember Kraken as the one with the CEO railing against "wokeness." They laid off a few thousand people a few weeks ago. repiv posted:MAOIs have terrifyingly long list of things they don't mix with, you don't want to take those without a really good reason Yeah, your body makes these monoamines oxidases (MAOs), one of the roles of which is to break down stuff in food that might act as a neurotransmitter. MAOIs (MAO inhibitors) block them, so all sorts of stuff in food can suddenly start having weird effects, or drugs at normal dosages are suddenly way stronger. HappyHippo fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Dec 14, 2022 |
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hazardousmouse posted:Had to check this thread for an update cause I saw a clickbait article that BTC was rallying. Does rally mean "getting more hosed" in bizarro finance world? huh I wonder if maybe everyone taking their btc from the other exchanges is putting pressure on those exchanges to cough up those coins.
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hazardousmouse posted:Had to check this thread for an update cause I saw a clickbait article that BTC was rallying. Does rally mean "getting more hosed" in bizarro finance world? Atm the various coins are so down that even a bump of $500 is sold as a "rally" to try and get people to buy back in.
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Ups_rail posted:huh I wonder if maybe everyone taking their btc from the other exchanges is putting pressure on those exchanges to cough up those coins. Keeping in mind this is a "rally" of 2 grand up from a nearly 6 grand (>25%) crash last month. Splicer fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Dec 14, 2022 |
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When's "what is a taxable event" season in the us again?
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HappyHippo posted:Coinbase, Crypto.com and Kraken are the remaining ones I know about. You might remember Kraken as the one with the CEO railing against "wokeness." They laid off a few thousand people a few weeks ago. I know Krakens are public domain mythology, but I wonder if they chose the name because of regressive poo poo.
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HappyHippo posted:Coinbase, Crypto.com and Kraken are the remaining ones I know about. You might remember Kraken as the one with the CEO railing against "wokeness." They laid off a few thousand people a few weeks ago. The big exchanges after Binance are Coinbase - the exchange listed on the stock market that gets VC cash Bitfinex - the exchange responsible for creating 80 billion fake dollars that created trillions in on-exchange transactions over the past 8 years Gemini - the winklevoss exchange Kraken, crypto.com and a few others round out the list Binance going down would be pretty huge since they are the largest and manipulate their own exchange to prop up prices but bitfinex is the key. They can still just create billions of "dollars" out of nothing and bail everyone else out. Binance got a half bil yesterday from them.
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Yes Bitcoin is rallying. It's going 120 mph in the woods and any minute it's going to step off the path and flip 15 times and hit a tree. The guys in the car are going to be ok but you're probably out on whatever you gave them for the car.
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I assume the weird spike in bitcoin price is binance doing some more market manipulation now that they handle the vast majority of all crypto transactions. They halted the crash from 30k to 17k and recovered $4000 to $21000 by posting fake buy orders for billions of dollars that they sold to themselves. No money exchanged hands but they own the exchange so they can pretend someone wanted 120,000 bitcoins when every real trader is selling.
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