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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:My dad was into meth and crack for decades, he now takes part in the convoy protests and posts relentless amounts of Q and Infowars garbage on facebook Meth and crack are good fun drugs. Your dad just sucks. Drugs don't make you right wing they just amplify it if you already are.
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Inceltown posted:You never ask someone from South Africa why they moved to Perth in the 90s. "Excuse me I'm a Rhodesian". *shiver*
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The only good Rhodesians are those dogs with the weird, uh, butts?
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Powered Descent posted:By now there must be linguists and sociologists out there who have earned doctorates for analyzing the miscommunications caused by the differing renderings of particular emoji on different platforms. 👏 Hmm... it doesn't quite show up the same here, but what had to be explained to me was the hands with little droplets around it was not supposed to be "wet hands" or "washing your hands" or "sweaty hands". It was supposed to be clapping. I just don't get it. There's another emoji that shows up on Facebook that looks like goatse but apparently it's supposed to be praise or prayer or something.
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cult_hero posted:Pretty much this, it's the idea that as nations get richer, they have fewer kids and an aging population which sucks up a lot of resources. It's really only a concern if you're a racist society, like Japan, and get squicked out at the thought of foreigners filling necessary niches in your economy. But also stare blankly at the idea that your kids who are working themselves to death to barely afford rent anywhere there's actual jobs and have no stability or security aren't eager to get married and start pumping out babies.
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OwlFancier posted:Well that's a whole pile of comments I probably shouldn't have read because jesus wept there's some morons on twitter. It's not the concept of not having sexual attraction these people struggle with. Its that ace people are happy as the way they are and are not seeking to 'fix' themselves. Mega Comrade has a new favorite as of 10:32 on Dec 14, 2022 |
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Mister Speaker posted:The only good Rhodesians are those dogs with the weird, uh, butts? The main downside of owning a Rhodesian Ridgebutt is that they will make all south african ex-pats in a 50 mile radius slither out the woodwork and from under stones to tell you they used to have dozens of them on the plantation they owned and how great they were at keeping the local gibbon population down.
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Gandhi 'repented' of his hatred for black people when he found out that the British Empire didn't agree that Indians and whites were on the same level.
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Dabir posted:Gandhi 'repented' of his hatred for black people when he found out that the British Empire didn't agree that Indians and whites were on the same level. leopards ate HIS face?
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I had to skip the ukraine section of the poll because i didnt recognize any of the posts by name and easnt willing to read a while bunch of new bad posts all at once but i sadly recognixed every single one in the other cstegories
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https://twitter.com/JeremiahDJohns/status/1602665957276663811 RIGGED ELECTION! Bean Dad was almost two years ago!
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Platystemon posted:https://twitter.com/JeremiahDJohns/status/1602665957276663811 If this is the rule set we're running with, we can keep giving Best Picture to RoboCop every year. (One of the awards shows does run like this, one of the Pixar or Disney films got nominated and lost one year, then got nominated and won the following)
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No specific examples here, but it's real easy to find on THAT side of Twitter: Ellen Degeneres's DJ (also well known as a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance) committed suicide today. He was only 40 years old, and was just posting Tiktok videos of himself and his family, dancing around seeming totally happy. Depression? Nope.  HE KNEW TOO MUCH ABOUT ELLEN AND PIZZAGATE!(You'd think we'd have learned from Robin Williams, etc. that someone can SEEM happy, make others laugh, and maybe even genuinely BE happy at times...and yet still suffer from depression and even suicidal thoughts.) I lied, here's just one example: https://twitter.com/HappyHorseGirl1/status/1603063212324200448
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https://twitter.com/kelly_carlin/status/1602495286080741378 https://twitter.com/kelly_carlin/status/1602545023874015232 Understanding jokes and sarcasm is a lost art. A good portion of the replies to David's tweet and Kelly's first one dont understand it. 
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Bugsy posted:Being condescending to the daughter of a famous comedian Doesn't this also happen pretty often with Robin Williams's daughter, Zelda? VVV Oh, goddamn you. 
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Read After Burning posted:Doesn't this also happen pretty often with Robin Williams's daughter, Zelda? That's a common mistake. Her name is actually Link.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/andrewjmichaels/status/1602718877712089090?s=46&t=ZqCf6xyy0QURhCBoAY_fJA Other half: Just the most antisemitic poo poo you can imagine. Glad Elon got rid of hate speech on Twitter!
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Powered Descent posted:By now there must be linguists and sociologists out there who have earned doctorates for analyzing the miscommunications caused by the differing renderings of particular emoji on different platforms. It looks like a selection of weapons from New Vegas.
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Vib Rib posted:Glad Elon got rid of hate speech on Twitter! He increased freedom of speech.
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Dixville posted:I don't know if this belongs here but can anyone figure out what the hell the yellow things are? To me it looks like Simpsons kissing and one has their eye open but I realize this probably isn't the case. That post is really strange, because cigarettes and whiskey are absolutely totems for the kind of misanthropic, stunted nerd who would share that kind of thing thinking that they're Philip Marlow.
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"Something inside you is hurting you". No poo poo, there's two wolves in there!
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https://twitter.com/shi_huang5/status/1602681639301046273  https://twitter.com/TedPavlic/status/1602928247591034881 https://twitter.com/sasanianshah/status/1603081401112616960
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Read After Burning posted:No specific examples here, but it's real easy to find on THAT side of Twitter: Ellen Degeneres's DJ (also well known as a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance) committed suicide today. He was only 40 years old, and was just posting Tiktok videos of himself and his family, dancing around seeming totally happy. wait, is Portia de Rossi supposedly missing/replaced by a clone or something?
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2nd level spells posted:wait, is Portia de Rossi supposedly missing/replaced by a clone or something? I THINK they mean Anne Heche, a former partner of Ellen's who recently died in a car accident (possibly either a DUI or a mental break while driving, I think it's up in the air). Portia is still alive and married to Ellen. (To be fair, I get them a bit confused too...not visually, but remembering which is which. I can only remember it as "her current partner was the lady from Arrested Development".) Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 22:10 on Dec 14, 2022 |
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Ellen murdered her car! THE CAR KNEW TOO MUCH.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:https://twitter.com/shi_huang5/status/1602681639301046273 I am going to resurrect Steven Jay Gould using vodou to deal with this motherfucker.
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My Wife the Car
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AlbieQuirky posted:get a
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Read After Burning posted:"Something inside you is hurting you". No poo poo, there's two wolves in there! That's like, double cancer then. 
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"#DiedSuddendly" and "#DiedSuddently" is trending.  Vincent Van Goatse posted:That's like, double cancer then. "Overlaid" doesn't sound like an affliction to me.  Absolutely losing my poo poo at "kil'd by several accidents".
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That's like, double cancer then. Dang. Imagine dying of piles.
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Read After Burning posted:"#DiedSuddendly" and "#DiedSuddently" is trending. Here's the entire list: 
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