- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Mr Spock is ordered to serve as a bodyguard for a vulcan woman who has really big boobs. And the whole time he's trying to be logical and not think about a boobs but the more he tries to supress it the more powerful it becomes and he keeps making slip ups.
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And her name is T'Its Apopin'
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the two
I mean one
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- Karate Bastard
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There exists a server somewhere with all your shitposts on it.
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Dec 11, 2022 15:04
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That wasn't a joke but lmao at the concept
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Dec 11, 2022 15:05
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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1950s New York City.
A guy with a nervous disposition is visiting a specialst on worry. The guy is dressed smartly and has a chipper demeanor.
He starts walking around the room giving an impomptu lecture on worry and all the distress and diseases it can cause and the guy in the chair is getting more and more worked up.
Then he turns around and the man's dead!
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Dec 11, 2022 22:57
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- Karate Bastard
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Man, one simple switchup at the pumps gets you yelled at by a wet Spanish bastard, who is he anyway?
HYDROCABRON
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Dec 11, 2022 23:30
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dude's rear end hairs grow so long that, in the middle of the night, his turds throw them over the side of the bed and climb down like a reverse crapunzel
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Dec 12, 2022 06:15
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dude's rear end hairs grow so long that, in the middle of the night, his turds throw them over the side of the bed and climb down like a reverse crapunzel
While dance of the sugar plum fairy plays in the background.
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Dec 12, 2022 16:02
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- google THIS
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Please don't doxx me
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Dec 12, 2022 17:33
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Sonny Corleone ambushed at a toll booth, getting absolutely buried in quarters flung by gangsters shooting quarters out of automatic "Georgie guns"
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Dec 13, 2022 19:51
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Sonny Corleone ambushed at a toll booth, getting absolutely buried in quarters flung by gangsters shooting quarters out of automatic "Georgie guns"
That's a surefire way to get murdered by police
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Dec 13, 2022 20:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I supervillain who choose to be evil as a child and now they're stuck with a really stupid character motivation.
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Dec 14, 2022 12:58
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communist auto racing wherein engineering/fabrication/driver teams compete to produce the most fuel efficient, reliable and cost effective vehicles
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Dec 15, 2022 00:15
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- Karate Bastard
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communist auto racing wherein engineering/fabrication/driver teams compete to produce the most fuel efficient, reliable and cost effective vehicles
I think something like this actually exists already? Like I think the premise is to get your vehicle as far as possible with only a quart of gas or something?
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Dec 15, 2022 11:28
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- Karate Bastard
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gently caress YEAH, FASTIDIOUS DUDE!!!!! OMFG ABSOLUTELY FRUGAL
*carefully toasts with runners-up in recycled rain water*
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Dec 15, 2022
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Dec 15, 2022 11:29
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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I think something like this actually exists already? Like I think the premise is to get your vehicle as far as possible with only a quart of gas or something?
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Dec 15, 2022 16:32
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A hot baby in a cool shirt.
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Dec 15, 2022 19:48
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Hard Sci Fi where it's Sci Fi concepts but delivered in a cockney accent
Wha' if... consciousness is an illusion? You slag?
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Dec 16, 2022 00:06
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a capitalist getting therapy because they're all sad that because of child labor laws they only made 3.3 billion last year instead of an even 4 billion
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Dec 16, 2022 00:09
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- Trying
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Phones, right? But too bleddy much
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Dec 16, 2022 00:11
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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baby it's cold outside sung as a duet trying to convince han solo to not go out on a tauntaun looking for luke
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Dec 16, 2022 04:47
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- The Voice of Labor
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zombie disco!
the zombeegees, stayin' dead
taana gravedigger, no heartbeat
gloria gravenoir, I did not survive
dead stewart, if you want my dead body
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Dec 16, 2022 05:22
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a thug fires his revolver at superman, six shots bounce of his chest. the thug throws his gun at superman, hits him square in the balls. superman keels over in pain
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Dec 16, 2022 07:12
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Rigging an election by raising the dead.
Must contain the line. "Golly, he's a necromancer. And a gerrymanderer to boot!".
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Dec 16, 2022 10:47
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An argument on the internet with people arguing at cross purposes due to different interpretations of the meaning of the word "inflation". (one being economic, the other being porn)
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Dec 16, 2022 13:43
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Love potion number nein.
A man brews a love potion to win the girl of his dreams but things go awry when due to a series of comedic mishaps, the poition is drunk by adolp hitler, the leader of the third reich.
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Dec 16, 2022 14:31
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A Star Wars film from the point of view of a neutral satirist who criticises the Empire and the Rebellion equally.
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Dec 16, 2022 15:04
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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An argument on the internet with people arguing at cross purposes due to different interpretations of the meaning of the word "inflation". (one being economic, the other being porn)
I said today's youth are inflation-poor.
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Dec 16, 2022 15:06
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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A Star Wars film from the point of view of a neutral satirist who criticises the Empire and the Rebellion equally.
i saw this book in a bookstore last week and the shakespeare gag is pretty funny
https://theroarbots.com/william-shakespeares-empire-striketh-back/
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Dec 16, 2022 16:36
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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a thug fires his revolver at superman, six shots bounce of his chest. the thug throws his gun at superman, hits him square in the balls. superman keels over in pain
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Dec 17, 2022 02:53
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A judge bangs his gavel "the law does not concern itself with trifles"
Pulls out an enormous delicious looking sponge cake "except this!"
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Dec 17, 2022 11:16
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- Karate Bastard
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People of cringe.
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Dec 17, 2022 14:55
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A judge bangs his gavel "the law does not concern itself with trifles"
Pulls out an enormous delicious looking sponge cake "except this!"
United States v. 692 trifles
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Dec 17, 2022 15:41
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Reaching out to my nephews after 30 years and apologizing for the embarrassment that i must have caused them by making empty promises and spreading unsubstantiated gossip while working at Nintendo.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:37
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MORT
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United States v. 692 trifles
(Lawyer quickly wiping crumbs off of his mouth with his tie) Umm... six hundred and ninety one, actually!
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Dec 19, 2022 02:08
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an apple falls on newton's head. newton has an idea. newton's idea is to beat the poo poo out of the apple in retaliation for falling on his head
*newton beats up the apple, apple chunks and juices land on his face during the pummeling*
newton has another idea
*newton eating apple sauce*
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Dec 19, 2022 03:57
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they say that no man is an island yet here I am in the bath with lilliputians driving tiny little right hand drive vehicles around my belly
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Dec 19, 2022 05:56
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May 25, 2024 00:56
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A streamer plays an RPG for once and opens a chest but it's actually a mimic.
[closes window]
"No way man! I don't play games with jump scares man! That's messed up."
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