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Interview with the Elonjet guy with bonus grandma cameo. At 1:05, Elon asks how he is able to track the location of the plane https://twitter.com/donie/status/1603210132149649409
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Dec 15, 2022 16:49
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Just got banned from Twitter for this: I don't know for which part though? Monkey torture, car sales, or Grimes?
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Dec 15, 2022 16:50
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Halisnacks posted:I have to think at this point one of the Big Tech players is going to try to swoop in and build their “Twitter, without Elon” competitor. In 2021 Twitter’s whole cost base was less than 8% of Meta’s. And there would be a lot of duplication in that cost base if it were part of a larger organisation. Big Tech or the CIA?
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Dec 15, 2022 16:50
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Captain Hygiene posted:
This isn’t the satan I was promised 
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Dec 15, 2022 16:51
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Captain Hygiene posted:
When you tweeted but she still musking
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Dec 15, 2022 16:58
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Butterwagon posted:Interview with the Elonjet guy with bonus grandma cameo. Huh I wonder if he's still a fan of Elon, now that he threatened to sue him, and made it public right on a Twitter post for his own platform.
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Dec 15, 2022 17:01
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The Satanists got it wrong.
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DrThief posted:Just got banned from Twitter for this: probably the Grimes bit, there's a chance she didn't dump him and it was mutuahahahahaha
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Butterwagon posted:Interview with the Elonjet guy with bonus grandma cameo. oh my god that's a loving capital G Grandma
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Dec 15, 2022 17:05
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Butterwagon posted:Interview with the Elonjet guy with bonus grandma cameo. Lol, I forgot Elon didn't even match his offer to buy him out at $50k, a small enough fraction of his wealth that my calculator switched into scientific notation when I did the math.
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Dec 15, 2022 17:07
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Did he really not even bother with a mask or makeup? Too "handsome" to cover his face?
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Dec 15, 2022 17:07
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Here we go. Hail satan. 
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Dec 15, 2022 17:07
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After the pelosi attack, musk tweeted a right wing link insinuating the attacker was a gay lover. I wonder how cool Elon would be if that rumor started spreading about him and this supposed attacker.
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Dec 15, 2022 17:07
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TulliusCicero posted:Did he really not even bother with a mask or makeup? it's not even a real character. he sucks so bad. he just wanted to be a big strong warrior. what a loser.
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Dec 15, 2022 17:08
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Hail the woke mind virus of Satan, controlling my every thought and deed
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Dec 15, 2022 17:10
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ruddiger posted:After the pelosi attack, musk tweeted a right wing link insinuating the attacker was a gay lover. I wonder how cool Elon would be if that rumor started spreading about him and this supposed attacker. The kind of avatar we need on this, the most appropriate of pages. Hail Satan
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Dec 15, 2022 17:12
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lol, I forgot Elon didn't even match his offer to buy him out at $50k, a small enough fraction of his wealth that my calculator switched into scientific notation when I did the math. Yeah, it's hilarious how stingy and cheap rich people can be. I mean, it's one thing to say that you don't stay rich by spending money, but when you're at a billion or more, you can spend all day long, every day, for a hundred lifetimes. 50k to Musk is less than a penny to someone making 100k a year.
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Dec 15, 2022 17:14
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Posting on the Satan page to say I hope Peelon gets a nice big tainted batch of coke
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LOL musk is far to uncool to hail Satan. Might be why everything he does sucks so much
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ruddiger posted:After the pelosi attack, musk tweeted a right wing link insinuating the attacker was a gay lover. I wonder how cool Elon would be if that rumor started spreading about him and this supposed attacker. Oh someone fuckin do this please  He would absolutely lose his mind
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Captain Hygiene posted:
elon doing a lil' rawr :3
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Dec 15, 2022 17:18
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unzin posted:Elong coulda gave him a Tesla then driven it into a concrete wall at 90mph
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unzin posted:Elong coulda gave him a Tesla then
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The Saddest Rhino posted:elon doing a lil' rawr :3 mods. MODS!? !?!?!?
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TulliusCicero posted:Did he really not even bother with a mask or makeup? lol it was the lowest effort halloween costume money could buy
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Dec 15, 2022 17:25
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Just a few thou out of a catalogue.
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Dec 15, 2022 17:25
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oh i never saw a full suit pic, lol its even more low effort, like just some sort of leather strap on plates on a black clothes base? lol fuckin weak white lumpy thing ( that did diet drugs to slim down in since summer) to just fit in unbranded generic scifi channel demon armor instead of high effort cosplayer stuff like ironman suits that have some metal , a bunch of LEDs, cooling fans and gel packs, and moving parts. PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Dec 15, 2022 |
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Oh gently caress this is gonna be one of those days isn't it Anywho Elon Musk is a big lumpy turd that Satan left on god's doorstep and god was like "lol hilarious, I bet the humans would appreciate this"
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PhazonLink posted:oh i never saw a full suit pic, lol its even more low effort, like just some sort of leather strap on plates on a black clothes base? yeah for like 7k or something elon musk is profoundly stupid and equally as pathetic
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Dec 15, 2022 17:32
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Slotducks posted:yeah for like 7k or something it's great because it was for Heidi Klum's halloween event and she sank a ton of money and effort into her amazing costume
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kazil posted:it's great because it was for Heidi Klum's halloween event and she sank a ton of money and effort into her amazing costume still think about her worm costume every now and then
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Lmao he's still wearing his loving office shoes Couldn't even get like a tunic and some boots 
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goatface posted:They will never enforce that rule ever again.
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learnincurve posted:This was in response to me pointing out that Musk was going to eat fine after fine from multiple agencies learnincurve posted:It should be noted that my dad is a doctor of economics and I've always been slightly concerned that economists might all secretly be fash. learnincurve posted:Yeh, he sort of wandered round Washington in his slacks and red hat looking sad while eating a box of those giant Maltesers Americans have. Then he got on a plane and went home. holy moley this is hilarious
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Halisnacks posted:Maybe Skilling and Lay with Enron is the better comparison? Enron was the 7th biggest US company at its peak - coincidentally, Tesla is also number 7 right now. Elon doesn't handle the money tho, right? That's the difference? He's like the lightning rod for VC money and idiots sending their checkbooks, but he doesn't pour over the financial accounts, and doesn't probably personally misdirect or try to hide financial fraud or other crimes. Elon's got a giant retinue baby handling him company to company that would presumably do that. e: quoted wrong post
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