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PhazonLink posted:lol why is Musky offering 1000ps? do 10000ps, the highend right now is 8000ps, go and make it and even 10 000K Musky. He is, he already said he’s gonna fix the horrible software stack!!! e: Twitter will also be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat
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Dec 15, 2022 21:36
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Terrible stack. Maybe one of the worst stacks ever made. Many people are saying this
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Dec 15, 2022 21:41
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Such a bad stack. More of a heap.
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Dec 15, 2022 21:43
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My pathway to profitability is to transition Twitter into a 100% metaverse exclusive experience. I'll take my billion, Elon.
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Dec 15, 2022 21:44
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sticksy posted:https://twitter.com/trizzlor/status/1602869024387481601 Couldn't you already do this by simply uploading to Youtube, a platform much better equiped for handling high volumes of video data at 4K even, and linking that? It plays embedded in the tweet and everything. Doesn't even cost $8 a month and it doesn't have the most obnoxiously useless volume control in video player history.
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Dec 15, 2022 21:46
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The reason i haven't been spending money on twitter is the lack of 1080p video in those tiny little twitter video boxes.
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Dec 15, 2022 21:46
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Steadiman posted:Couldn't you already do this by simply uploading to Youtube, a platform much better equiped for handling high volumes of video data at 4K even, and linking that? It plays embedded in the tweet and everything. Doesn't even cost $8 a month and it doesn't have the most obnoxiously useless volume control in video player history. Hell even if you just used Twitter why would you over YouTube or twitch. Both of which are much much better for longer form content
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Dec 15, 2022 21:52
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can I just say the video specs war is dumb? like doesnt youtube, netflix, and porn all do server side stuff and autoset your videoplayer to do 400 or 700? like even if youre on a fiber connection and a wired connection. never mind that people watch most stuff on mobile screens or barely have the ability to even tell the difference.
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Dec 15, 2022 21:53
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my favorite part of twitter videos is that if they're short enough they don't have time to dynamically increase the res past 120p so it's just forever a video of a few grainy pixels
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Dec 15, 2022 21:55
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CharlestheHammer posted:Hell even if you just used Twitter why would you over YouTube or twitch. Both of which are much much better for longer form content One of the first things musk did was to start fishing for popular video makers to migrate to Twitter by offering them a higher percentage of monetised earnings than YouTube or twitch. Of course a genius of musk's caliber isn't concerned that 100% of 0 is still 0.
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PhazonLink posted:can I just say the video specs war is dumb? Netflix put an article out a while ago on how their tech works, it's surprisingly complicated, but it makes sense considering how much traffic Netflix drives https://about.netflix.com/en/news/how-netflix-works-with-isps-around-the-globe-to-deliver-a-great-viewing-experience
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Dec 15, 2022 21:57
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Oh this is just sad. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603460917550845956
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Dec 15, 2022 21:59
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Netflix is part of FAANG, yeah they do amazing tech magic.
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Dec 15, 2022 22:00
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I hate it when I pay for my groceries in cash and it takes until the next day for the money to disappear from my wallet, ugh
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Dec 15, 2022 22:00
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What is the latency of a dollar bill? 5?
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh this is just sad. What the gently caress does this mean
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Dec 15, 2022 22:01
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New character limit, but you have to watch one ad per 100 characters before the tweet appears. Pay $8 per month and it goes down to 1 ad per 200 characters. $16 will get you 1 ad per 300 characters. It goes up from there.
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It's the Napster argument. Regulation is effectively useless to curb usage of a product/system that provides a better UX. What they are missing is that, just as in the Napster case, what will inevitably happen is that regulation-following banks and others will eventually match the UX of the disruptor. That will ultimately be the real legacy of crypto: forcing banks and others to actually give a poo poo about their users.
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kw0134 posted:The thing with Tesla's valuation is that it's always been a bunch of pie-in-the-sky bullshit. It's not like Elon went "we sold 100 trillion cars this quarter!" and everyone believed it uncritically based on lots of faked revenue (there is a little shenanigans I'm sure though), it's the idea that Tesla will lead the world into a new era of electric car ownership and will win the race and become the dominant carmaker of the 21st century. Tesla has been quite open about the fact it was unprofitable until recently and its units moved is a drop in the bucket of the overall auto market. There is no obvious fraud besides the delusion its biggest investors were foisting on themselves believing Tesla not only will win the electric car sweepstakes, but that it already has. Another reason why Tesla's valuation doesn't evaporate despite delivering absolute garbage results is that the big money is in selling off carbon credits. Append the rules on carbon credits to "you can only sell up to 50% of what you use" and Tesla will disappear before the ink signature on the legislation is dry. waffle iron posted:The other selling point to retail stock buyers was that Tesla would use their first mover status to rapidly create a full line of cars at all price points with high production to become a consumer driven monopoly on electric cars. Then the finances were so bad/tight that they never moved down market and prioritized building top level trim cars. Their year over year production numbers have increased, but the eschewing high levels of factory automation has hurt them very bad. Reminds me of the story about Ford going to England to have a looky-loo at the Rolls Royce factory and being absolutely  at what he saw.IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh this is just sad. CharlestheHammer posted:What the gently caress does this mean It means " 'Cash is king' but which cash is the cashiest cash around?" and the answer is usually the American dollar, hands down. Ease of access, conversion, and lack of volatility are key factors, and it's trying to make the digital cryptocurrencies into some kind of "faster than cash" concept, because it's all electronic, you see, ignoring the conversion or lack of volatility aspects.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh this is just sad. Jesus, opining on the wisdom of your own quote. This is a fantastic combo of pathetic and narcissistic.
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CharlestheHammer posted:What the gently caress does this mean that dollar in your pocket could be worth anywhere between $0.999 and $1.001 due to variance in the amount of cotton fibers in the weave. sounds small but you do a few jet trips, buy a few gizmos, purchase a car and some actors to stage a threat to your family and by the end of the week you've spent a million bucks, and that error adds up. in a couple weeks you could buy horse with the amount lost to error.
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Dec 15, 2022 22:12
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deoju posted:Jesus, opining on the wisdom of your own quote. This is a fantastic combo of pathetic and narcissistic. Yeah, speaking as someone who has had to wrestle with a butt-ton of emotional and mental issues over the years it's actually kind of comforting to know that I don't have whatever yawning empty gap he has inside he has that makes him one of the neediest people alive desperate having some of the most obscene wealth on this stupid planet. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Dec 15, 2022 |
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Dec 15, 2022 22:12
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Today it must be "economists" who he is desperate for validation from. Probably because he just did something stupid and expensive.
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Dec 15, 2022 22:14
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It's absolutely guaranteed that every dumb rear end idea that Musk thinks is brilliant was one that the previous Twitter team thought about and then immediately burned for being too stupid.
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Aramis posted:What they are missing is that, just as in the Napster case, what will inevitably happen is that regulation-following banks and others will eventually match the UX of the disruptor. I love the Botcoin UX where I accidentally send my money to the wrong person and it's just gone forever.
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Mistle posted:Reminds me of the story about Ford going to England to have a looky-loo at the Rolls Royce factory and being absolutely I wanna hear more about this.
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Musky probably heard the vocab word "Velocity of money" and decided his galaxy bean would change velocity to a techy word latency . fake edit : oh a bunch of butt articles actually mention latency of butts? thats dumb.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh this is just sad. He's so brave. His son was threatened by a lunatic yesterday and he takes the time to think about humanity's future today. What a GOAT
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I've said it before but Musk idiot
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MJeff posted:I wanna hear more about this. They had Jewish employees
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Bad Purchase posted:that dollar in your pocket could be worth anywhere between $0.999 and $1.001 due to variance in the amount of cotton fibers in the weave.
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MJeff posted:I wanna hear more about this. Can't find the story off the top of my head, but the short version is that Rolls Royce at the time still hand-made and hand-tuned their machines(particularly the engines for airplanes), and had little to no precision interchangeable parts in any of the construction(which seriously fucks up a military standard). U.S. sent a rep to see why the engines were poo poo and it turns out "hand-crafted" with no precision machining is bad for mass-production.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh this is just sad. ...I can't even parse this Is he having a stroke? Am I?
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1603451990914342912?s=20&t=KAoyu3e6SS3dbmYR945T7w Elon should buy tesla.
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1603451990914342912?s=20&t=KAoyu3e6SS3dbmYR945T7w quote:Despite his frustration, Leo is not selling his Tesla shares. Instead, he is planning to buy more as he believes the stock is undervalued and there's still room for the company to grow with a laser-focused CEO. lol lmao  even
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Icon Of Sin posted:lol Yes my local Tesla lord at work repeats the “Tesla is valued as a tech company not a car company” thing over and over again despite Tesla not producing anything noteworthy for the tech market
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Dec 15, 2022 22:55
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Haha, oh my god I genuinely can't think of a stock that is possibly more stupidly overvalued than Tesla's.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh this is just sad. Low Ping Billionaires 
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Tiny Timbs posted:Yes my local Tesla lord at work repeats the “Tesla is valued as a tech company not a car company” thing over and over again despite Tesla not producing anything noteworthy for the tech market tesla identifies as a tech company 
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