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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Ella Hooper sing songs, Claire Hooper tells jokes

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Laserface posted:

Apparently there's a bunch of contaminated spinach getting around that causes hallucinations dilated pupils, rapid heart rate and fever.


All the articles are coy to what it might be but the announcement suggests it was a weed found at the farm.


Sounds like datura to me which would be a very unfun time.

For anyone who's worried, it's Riviera Farms brand from Costco.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Time to renew that costco membership and go buy some spinach

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

brb buying 1KG tubs of Costco spinach to meet god and possibly go blind

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Btw didnt notice yesterday but welcome back infinitum from your ban for posting memes so bad even pyf didnt like them. I got you a welcome back present its an emptyquote

Same but for old mate McSpergin, dinged for pointing out a moderator's dunceness.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


McSpergin posted:

Vas deferens

You fool, you absolute dunce


USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Btw if I get three posts in a row they have to free NVJ.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I was very drunk at a function once and called Ella Hooper Amy Lee.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Laserface posted:

brb buying 1KG tubs of Costco spinach to meet god and possibly go blind

One of the most terrifying things I've ever read was a trip report on erowid where the psychonaut in question took some daytura and proceeded to get seriously hosed up and their sanity was being stalked by a visual manifestation of daytura for days on end. This was literal decades ago so I might have embellished it in my mind over time but well it did a great job of convincing me never to try daytura, at a time when I was hellbent on self destructing by ingesting as many things as I could through my nose

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Ella Hooper's father and mother taught me highschool English and Art respectively.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

ili posted:

Same but for old mate McSpergin, dinged for pointing out a moderator's dunceness.

Lol I didn't even realise I got probed

Owned

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Which is better, daytura or salvia?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
dmt because you get to meet the machine elves

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

bee posted:

One of the most terrifying things I've ever read was a trip report on erowid where the psychonaut in question took some daytura and proceeded to get seriously hosed up and their sanity was being stalked by a visual manifestation of daytura for days on end. This was literal decades ago so I might have embellished it in my mind over time but well it did a great job of convincing me never to try daytura, at a time when I was hellbent on self destructing by ingesting as many things as I could through my nose

I'm so glad erowid was a thing, reading experiences stopped me for pursuing so many stupid things. Mostly.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Bill Posters posted:

Ella Hooper's father and mother taught me highschool English and Art respectively.

Well that explains it

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
Joe Rogan let me tell you about the time I did spinach

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.

Ranter posted:

Which is better, daytura or salvia?

My uni housemates and I made datura tea and it was a rough time. This was 10 years ago and I still remember how crap I felt for days afterwards.

I had salvia once in the US and it was p fun. I was stoned the whole trip on legal weed though so maybe that helped?

YMMV but I don't recommend datura

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Salvia sent me into another dimension but I'm not sure I'd actually call it fun. It made me trip so hard that I kinda forgot who or what I was and I wasn't exactly able to appreciate it as it was happening.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Datura ruined my short term vision for an entire day afterwards and gave me bellicose hallucinations where i thought i was arguing with my parents who were overseas at the time

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I got salvia seeds from the Woolworths Discovery Garden promotion and finally got around to planting them the other day. They're not doing anything so far.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Grandmotherhood has given my mum an acute newfound sense of toilet humour embodied in the centrepiece for our family christmas lunch



Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Dec 17, 2022

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Lolie posted:

I got salvia seeds from the Woolworths Discovery Garden promotion and finally got around to planting them the other day. They're not doing anything so far.

You have to wait til they grow and then smoke the plant lolie sheesh

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Laserface posted:

You have to wait til they grow and then smoke the plant lolie sheesh

I'm just amused that they were being given out in a promotion aimed at kids.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
"Bavuma is a caked up offside machine' -my contribution to the pre lunch cricket conversation

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

stood in a cab rank in the valley for literally an hour and a few until people started yelling so decided to walk and made it home as the sun was rising. officially too old for this poo poo.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

related: travelling to sydney in early jan and need recommendations for bars that an idiot can drink in

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Lolie posted:

I'm just amused that they were being given out in a promotion aimed at kids.

Pretty sure that only certain types of salvia are psychedelic, and all the fun ones were made illegal in Australia years and years ago

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

"Bavuma is a caked up offside machine' -my contribution to the pre lunch cricket conversation

I know right
My wife said he has padding I'm like they don't wear arse pads luv

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


There's a hot chip shortage
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-17/hot-chip-shortage-nsw-due-to-severe-weather/101784942

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

no....no..!!!!!!

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

we've run out of hot

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


:rip: seagulls

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
One of my Alpine Strawberries is flowering. They're grown from seed so I definitely wasn't expecting fruit this year.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

I have potatoes growing but they're too nice to make into chips.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Good thing I planted my hot chip tree last summer. I'm laughin

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

in other chip adjacent news they changed the little girls scream in the KFC ad that they play every 2nd ad break on the cricket to a less annoying one. lol

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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how can i eat hot chip and lie if there are no hot chip

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/briar_rolfe/status/1603141692055441408

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Wondering what that was and came across this
https://www.cairnspost.com.au/news/national/national-tiles-ad-gets-a-remix/video/01f714b0cf176262f7ae96834883ce13

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Taking a picture of the crown i earned with my brother in law at family christmas trivia by bullying my uncles new wife into saying that 'when was the golden age of rome' was a needlessly reductive question and that if such a period existed it would be the reign of augustus and not julius caeser that would demarcate it



Anyway i had a great time teaching my 7yo nephew how to ollie and my 2 yo niece how to do the 'winding up your middle finger like a manual car window' thing

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Dec 17, 2022

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