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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Is this his stepsister or his biological mom?

Gosh it's so hard to keep track of that! :barf:

Lmao he's 51, maybe cut the cord lady.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's his mother who claimed he grew up poor.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

goatface posted:

That's his mother who claimed he grew up poor.

she's in on this whole thing top to bottom, lmao

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

goatface posted:

That's his mother who claimed he grew up poor.

He DID grow up poor. His childhood home only had one solarium for god's sake!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

spunkshui posted:

He wanted it to be big news because people were losing interest in Twitter after it peaked on the Ye mask day.

Elon definitely knows how to get attention.

The problem is its all negative attention lol

What's pathetic is you can kinda see, or guess, what he thought his cunning strategy was to come out looking like the cool popular dude everyone's impressed with. And also see exactly how it failed, why it failed, and just feel sad watching him dig deeper into another layer of mid-life crisis.



Don't threaten the man, just do it. Drop the sanctions on his head before he has any time to try and spin the PR in his favour (of course he'd do it badly, but still), and make the fucker suffer.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Read the article, the act they'd use to sanction him hasn't passed yet

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Additionally, please explicitly note that Elon is "Mommy's special, bestest boy" in all future news releases

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Data Graham posted:

It's exactly the same poo poo as with Trump; once upon a time it would be like "here is one specific thing you did wrong" and they could go after it with focus, but this new style of guy is just like "gently caress it I'll just spend all day every day doing so many insane things you won't have a clue where to even loving start; you'll get halfway into just the preamble to your complaint about thing X and I'll already be doing thing Y and Z".

And apparently it works

This is why melon is afraid of strong AI, it would have the capacity to track all his bullshit faster than a team of humans ever could!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



This is loving weak

Your mommy is going to defend your loving Streamer Meltdowns, or your fake stalking that you made up?

Grow Up

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603591994244071424

Coming from the biggest Twitter addict in the goddamn world.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Docjowles posted:

The only time I used or was even aware of Twitter spaces is when someone linked one in the Trump thread. It was a bunch of chud GOP organizers like Scott Presler absolutely melting down over the midterm results as they came in and it was solid loving gold content.

So I guess it had at least some value, for a day.

man, I miss all the fun stuff. Wish that was archived somewhere

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Starting to understand where Golden Boi got his ego from

His mother seems like a real Helicopter parent

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Christ. "Well I don't like journalists getting banned, but it was one of the ones I didn't like so it's okay probably"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

IBroughttheFunk posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603591994244071424

Coming from the biggest Twitter addict in the goddamn world.

lol this man is the personification of a dril tweet

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://twitter.com/gcluley/status/1603777110937636868

They have updated their mastodon blocking even more.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




"Using Twitter is bad for your soul" says man desperately trying to convince people to use Twitter

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Here's another helping of bullshit from King Bullshit:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603656085390270464

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



IBroughttheFunk posted:

Here's another helping of bullshit from King Bullshit:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603656085390270464

THEN WHY BLOCK THE ONE USING PUBLIC DATA, DIPSHIT

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

practising safety for hospitals isn't a priority for twitter though

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



:lol:

Ahhh I see, his plane has a cloaking device he invented!

gently caress this Clown holy poo poo

Just Log Off and Take the L moron

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Dec 16, 2022

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Guys, it's a private jet. That means all the information about where it goes is private, right?

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


https://twitter.com/AFluffyPinecone/status/1603717680544231425

Guys. Stop posting Wikipedia articles. The requisite computer and internet subscription makes it non-public info and therefore doxxing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Some legal firm would probably love to piss around with that libellous accusation in a London court. Malware is a very strong and specific term.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Okay, I'm sure the FAA would be highly interested in hearing that he's disabled the legally-mandated transponder data on the plane.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Data Graham posted:

The biggest revelation of the night for me is that Something Awful is being actively talked about by journalists and held up as an exemplar of a successful and effectively moderated community

Using this in my 'This is Hellworld and you're in it; multiverse proof through concept likelihood' TED talk.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

i just feel like people POSSIBLY being able to deduce what city you are in is a reasonable price to pay for flying a private jet, probably the most conspicuous way you could travel in the first place.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
All of this happening was literally the intended goal of the ElonJet account

talk about self-owns

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Pontificating rear end posted:

All of this happening was literally the intended goal of the ElonJet account

talk about self-owns

elon, here is a rake to step on. it will hit you in the face if you step on it. i'll put it down right here.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Buce posted:

elon, here is a rake to step on. it will hit you in the face if you step on it. i'll put it down right here.

Musk has never met a rake he wouldn't step on.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I have to buy glasses to be able to read anything. I think that means I'm not allowed to repeat any information.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Buce posted:

elon, here is a rake to step on. it will hit you in the face if you step on it. i'll put it down right here.

Mods?! When will we stop allowing doxxing of innocent rakes?!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Guys please help I keep trying to get Doordash but they won't stop Doxxing me?!

Now Google is doing it too why are they trying to kill my family?! :qq:

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Dec 16, 2022

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

IBroughttheFunk posted:

Here's another helping of bullshit from King Bullshit:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603656085390270464

These people come up with the most tortured loving analogies, jfc

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

[Peripheral side character] Do you want to call your dad?
[KENDALL ROY] No, I don't want to call my dad. Do you want to call your dad?
[Peripheral side character] (shakes head)
[KENDALL ROY] Do you want to call your dad?
[ELON MUSK] I've already called my mother

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



TulliusCicero posted:

Guys please help I keep trying to get Doordash but they won't stop Doxing me?!

Now Google is doing it too why are they trying to kill my family?! :qq:

The airport is doxxing people every time it announces that an airliner is arriving at one of its gates.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
The poll is at basically 60-40 now. I wonder what Musk and his Cruella Deville mother will do when they don't get the results they wanted?

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

E the Shaggy posted:

The poll is at basically 60-40 now. I wonder what Musk and his Cruella Deville mother will do when they don't get the results they wanted?

He'll reply there were too many options on the poll again, and repost the poll with two identical "longer" options

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



E the Shaggy posted:

The poll is at basically 60-40 now. I wonder what Musk and his Cruella Deville mother will do when they don't get the results they wanted?

Move the goalposts, as always. The go to excuse will probably be "leftist bots".

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ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

The Lone Badger posted:

Did Elon actively delete it, or did Spaces just crash under the strain of their suddenly being people using it and nobody maintaining it?

The official line is that they were fixing a "legacy bug" and caused the outage. My take is that the legacy bug in question is the one that allowed the banned journalists to join the space. Elon got butthurt, ordered his lackies to fast deploy a fix, and the lack of testing caused the system to go down. Elon would rather leave it down than rollback and let those people back on.

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