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Crazy Ted posted:Somebody needs to pull a Real Genius and lock in the ElonJet assassination coordinates but then change them to the bottomless container of Jiffy Pop contained in the foyer of Elon's mansion. How do you know whose mansion Elon is crashing in at any particular moment though? Security through frugality 
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The Postman posted:the coup de grâce: his mom will threaten to call our moms if we don't leave him alone My mum will get a call from Leon's sister?!
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:I still have a Twitter account I don't care much about, and it was in perfectly good standing a week ago. Since then I posted a couple of mildly rude things about Elon, and now... Checked mine, and I'm in the same boat for making fun of him. I wonder if he's automated the process of banning accounts that don't give him sufficient praise.
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 now he's big mad at her because she won't write back LOL
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so loving mad that Elon has all this money and can't just gently caress off and live a cool life. if i had enough money to never work again and do what i want, I'd probably still just sit inside and watch movies but at least I'd shut the gently caress up
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heavy liquid posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 I legitimately think I know 10 years olds who are less mercurial than this. What a spoiled rotten baby.
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heavy liquid posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 This man has skin as thin as graphene.
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hotdog feet posted:so loving mad that Elon has all this money and can't just gently caress off and live a cool life. if i had enough money to never work again and do what i want, I'd probably still just sit inside and watch movies but at least I'd shut the gently caress up Imagine being a multibillionaire and just opting to get into internet arguments all day long instead of doing literally anything you want.
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Dec 16, 2022 21:46
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There Bias Two posted:Imagine being a multibillionaire and just opting to get into internet arguments all day long instead of doing literally anything you want. get into and lose internet arguments* lol
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Dec 16, 2022 21:47
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ANSWER ME, GOD drat YOU
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He’s gonna put the chip in his brain to optimize banning people he doesn’t like
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Nitrousoxide posted:This man has skin as thin as graphene. Currently he's spearheading research to get that thinness down to the electron level.
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Dec 16, 2022 21:49
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Musk doesn’t even have the energy for the crying emoji anymore, sad
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bobjr posted:He’s gonna put the chip in his brain to optimize banning people he doesn’t like And then when it bans him the twilight zone music will play and the simulation ends
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Dec 16, 2022 21:50
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PITY BONER posted:Nothing wrong here. He's just giving us all a lesson on the Buddhist doctrine of Pratītyasamutpāda. If we harm others, we also harm ourselves due to interdependence of all things within the universe. Maybe you should stop being so judgmental abo Actually he’s giving us a lesson on attachment and how it inevitably leads to suffering and unethical behavior.
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Elmo, remember, “coup de grace” and “felo de se” are similar but not the same. Life is precious and God and the Bible.
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heavy liquid posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 IT'S BEEN OVER AN HOUR, LOG ON AND FACE ME
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Dec 16, 2022 21:54
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Musky is trying to heaven ban himself but the bots are too lovely.
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heavy liquid posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 
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heavy liquid posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 Just laughing thinking she is at lunch or driving somewhere and eventually checks her twitter to see all of the @s from Elon
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heavy liquid posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 Lol this is cult poo poo. Bari wasn't deferential enough to the prophet and is now insubordinate. Edit: He's also now living out the "WHO'S TELLING ME TO LOG OFF!" dril tweet lol
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Dec 16, 2022 21:58
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More like “Poop de Grace”
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Moai Ou posted:Checked mine, and I'm in the same boat for making fun of him. I wonder if he's automated the process of banning accounts that don't give him sufficient praise. Amazing. There has to be some manual element to it, because my posts haven't been profane or anything, and I don't think their natural language processing and sentiment analysis are advanced enough to make those calls.
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Dec 16, 2022 21:59
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603852159283445760 Everything is going great! Really!
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Dec 16, 2022 21:59
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What is pursuing the truth mean in this context? Musk hasn’t claimed anyone is lying about this
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Sylvian Wastes posted:Currently he's spearheading research to get that thinness down to the electron level. "Yes, you must make it as thin as my skin."
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CharlestheHammer posted:What is perusing the truth mean in this context? Musk hasn’t claimed anyone is lying about this It means he's lying his rear end off and is trying to deflect by screaming that everyone around him is lying instead
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Scientists studying Elon Musk's skin believe they have found the first known 2D object in nature.
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Elon Musk assassinated Jeffrey Epstein
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Musk is 100% just going to start posting the addresses of reporters he doesn't like soon: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603847698196492288?s=20&t=4x_WF5HSDX_MLamtEmKBAA
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heavy liquid posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 I showed you my tweet, plz respond
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603852159283445760 "Meanwhile everyone is now talking non-stop on Twitter! Okay, it's mostly about how I'm ruining Twitter and everything will be wiped away soon. And the people who aren't talking about that are mainly posting hate speech. But there's no such thing as bad publicity!"
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He can say that all he wants because it is entirely impossible to verify.
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Somebody, somewhere is going to shut him down; or shut him up. It's interesting -> You can gently caress up, you can gently caress around but you can't gently caress left right or down.
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gently caress left Dale noooooo
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Soggy Muffin posted:Elon Musk assassinated Jeffrey Epstein Well we all know that's a lie as Epstein's dead. The only way musk would of killed epstein if he had been trying to bust him out of prision of something.
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heavy liquid posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603851100569812992 I think there's a reason he's super divorced.
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We've come a long way from demands to describe his penis to him.
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