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Koishi Komeiji posted:https://twitter.com/thisisfoster/status/1603387448666591232 lol this guy's a pastor, what's his angle Endman posted:Don’t lie, we’d all go to church more if Jesus was replaced with a hot babe with a giant rack It's not unheard of for good catholic kids to first realize they're into women from a portrayal of Mary though. YaketySass has issued a correction as of 00:15 on Dec 17, 2022 |
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Oneiros posted:fellas, is it gay to take the body of christ in my mouth? only if he is risen
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chairface posted:only if he is risen What if Christ starts off soft, but gets bigger in my mouth? That's like, pretty straight right? Right??
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Koishi Komeiji posted:https://twitter.com/thisisfoster/status/1603387448666591232 I won't set foot in a church until I watch two or more burly men masturbate in the lobby to make sure it's appropriately masculine
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not sure how hard he can get, dude has wine for blood
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ScrubLeague posted:I won't set foot in a church until I watch two or more burly men masturbate in the lobby to make sure it's appropriately masculine I have never seen a j/o crystal in a church, that should be remedied
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Dec 17, 2022 00:48
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I want to gently caress the savior
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YaketySass posted:It's not unheard of for good catholic kids to first realize they're into women from a portrayal of Mary though. Umberto in The Name of the Rose telling Adso it’s okay to get super horny for the babes but only if it’s Mary, telling him her’s is the most holy of bust sizes is a hilarious chapter, I love that book
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HootTheOwl posted:I want to gently caress the savior and other creed hits can be yours for only $19.95
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Dec 17, 2022 00:58
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they need to make a church where the pastor and people up front are dressed like gwar
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YaketySass posted:lol this guy's a pastor, what's his angle competition to be The Cool Pastor Who Gets It is fierce. dressing like a 90s rocker no longer cuts it. the new frontier: saying Jesus is gay (and that’s bad)
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There's been a concerted effort for like decades at this point to excise christ from american christianity. He was just too damned gay for them
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heard about a new church to join https://seattleatheist.church
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's the benches and all the idolatry making christian men soft! they need to remove the knee rests
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Milo and POTUS posted:There's been a concerted effort for like decades at this point to excise christ from american christianity. He was just too damned gay for them I think my favorite was the megachurch pastor who ended up denying the divinity of Christ because if God died for our sins that implies that we're supposed to sacrifice for our "inferiors" and that just won't do
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Milo and POTUS posted:There's been a concerted effort for like decades at this point to excise christ from american christianity. He was just too damned gay for them Finally the contradictions between "Christianity is the epitome of Western Civilization" and "Christianity is too drat Jewish" can be resolved.
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StashAugustine posted:I think my favorite was the megachurch pastor who ended up denying the divinity of Christ because if God died for our sins that implies that we're supposed to sacrifice for our "inferiors" and that just won't do lmao do you have a link to this?
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christmas boots posted:lmao do you have a link to this? Looking it up it was Gwen Shamblin Lara, whose Wiki no longer lists her theological beliefs but does have a section titled "abuse allegations " quote:The reason all of this is important is that if you do not understand that God is the clear authority and that Jesus was under God's authority, then you will not have a clear picture of what it means to be Christ like. Jesus suffered, obeyed, submitted, denied his will, and made it his food to do the will of the Father.
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Milo and POTUS posted:There's been a concerted effort for like decades at this point to excise christ from american christianity. He was just too damned gay for them American christianity is already a mammon cult with jesus as a corporate mascot
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YaketySass posted:lol this guy's a pastor, what's his angle 
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hubba hubba
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StashAugustine posted:I think my favorite was the megachurch pastor who ended up denying the divinity of Christ because if God died for our sins that implies that we're supposed to sacrifice for our "inferiors" and that just won't do Accidentally converting to Arianism because dying on the cross is a beta cuck move
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We prefer gods who can't get stabbed
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Especially in those days where stabbings were quite a common way to go
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Used to work with a guy who wouldn’t go to half the restaurants around where we worked because they were too soft and feminine, never understood it The cute Jamaican girl at my work says her father and brother won't eat hotdogs because it's gay
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Mantis42 posted:The cute Jamaican girl at my work says her father and brother won't eat hotdogs because it's gay Knew a guy who thought the same about bananas. Telling the rest of us this was a terrible move
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Mantis42 posted:The cute Jamaican girl at my work says her father and brother won't eat hotdogs because it's gay its very gay to eat hot dogs but they taste good so its worth it
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Slice it up and eat it with a fork Not gay
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Gacy didn't eat his victims or there'd be a very dark joke there
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Mantis42 posted:The cute Jamaican girl at my work says her father and brother won't eat hotdogs because it's gay they don't want to be called glizzy gulpers
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Milo and POTUS posted:Masculinity is the most fragile thing in the world Not mine it's very tough and manly. Endman posted:Don’t lie, we’d all go to church more if Jesus was replaced with a hot babe with a giant rack I like the hot twink Jesus statues.
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It's not gay if the sausage flops in your mouth. Gay needs that snap you can only get with natural casing. E: it's why I love Vienna beef.
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lobster shirt posted:its very gay to eat hot dogs but they taste good so its worth it 
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i like hebrew nationals they're the only hot dogs i eat
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*Jamaican dad watching me, his daughters new boyfriend, scarf down three franks with a growing sense of alarm*
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I mean yeah, obviously. Once Elon is down you and Mao can beat Hitler to death 2 against 1.
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Orange Devil posted:I'd give the gun to Mao tbh, he knows how to turn that poo poo into some effective political power.
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