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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Captain Hygiene posted:

Well at least that could make for some good eatin' afterwards, unlike with mice or rats

And instead of a fancy homogenizer you can just use a soup blender, a-la Chowdah!

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Hmm, are fish stressed out when electrocuted to death?

We MUST find out!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Crab Dad posted:

Knew a scientist who use to have to toruture fish with electrical zaps to then do blood draws to measure stress until they died.

y'all are some freaks, wtf.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
It's ok to shock fish cuz they don't have any feelings

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Crab Dad posted:

Knew a scientist who use to have to toruture fish with electrical zaps to then do blood draws to measure stress until they died.
Did the fish kill them

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

:master:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Scratch Monkey posted:

tell me you learned everything you know about sex by watching internet porn without telling me



Internet porn?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
W...wait. I thought that chair wasfor throwing your work/bar-worn clothes over after you get back and don't feel like hanging things up

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

W...wait. I thought that chair wasfor throwing your work/bar-worn clothes over after you get back and don't feel like hanging things up

Well yeah, internet porn just made weird shut in's not know what normal human behavour is.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Frank Frank posted:

W...wait. I thought that chair wasfor throwing your work/bar-worn clothes over after you get back and don't feel like hanging things up

Nope. It's only used for cucks to sit and watch while their wife gets plowed by Lexington Steele

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/AFug1M0.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/CP24/status/1603814894192951297

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Scratch Monkey posted:

tell me you learned everything you know about sex by watching internet porn without telling me



It's the cuck chair cus it can't possibly seat you like a real chair can. They're only useful as a hamper.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Its a cuck chair because thats the logical place to find the bible, if its not in the bedside drawer,

berth el pup, ALMSIVI

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Call me when it's AYCE.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The General posted:

Call me when it's AYCE.

No, I'm not sharing.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Scratch Monkey posted:

It's ok to shock fish cuz they don't have any feelings

The premise of the experiment was to gather data on how much catch and release really bothers fish in deep waters. They attempted to match relative amount of stress hormones found in a fish dragged from the deep and match it to a fish being zapped. Once they found a similar level they zapped the fish in reducing periods of time (months weeks days)until they died. This data was used to try to get rid of fishing in areas where sensitive fish populations were mixed with flourishing other species. So while hosed up it was ultimately more than just torture.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





Outside the US 7-11s are a very different beast than they are inside the US.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Outside the US 7-11s are a very different beast than they are inside the US.

The one I went to in Stockholm was very nice.

Not sure why I didn't seek a local bodega or w/e they call them there but that's an ugly American for you.

e: frankly we shouldn't be let out of our country they need to build a wall or something

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
7/11s in Japan have better food than most US chain restaurants. Even most mom and pops.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

Waltzing Along posted:

7/11s in Japan have better food than most US chain restaurants. Even most mom and pops.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. The food in Japanese 7/11's is AMAZING, it's so odd, lol

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo


And a bonus spam wellington

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Azhais posted:

And a bonus spam wellington


Eh, I don't think it's that cursed. Then again I'm willing to try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcCOruaDv5g

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm mostly thinking of the salt content

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'd try it, I like spam. But yeah, it'd have to be a very small slice.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Eh, I don't think it's that cursed. Then again I'm willing to try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcCOruaDv5g

No bullshit, I’ve gotten a load of recipes from Chef John.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Chef John owns so hard.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

The General posted:

Chef John owns so hard.

The Conquest
Dec 10, 2022

But It's The Way He Stands There


meaty foot

The Conquest fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Dec 17, 2022

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster


Now just slap some ketchup on it, throw it on some wonderbread, and sell it to a wisconsinite

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

more falafel please posted:

Now just slap some ketchup on it, throw it on some wonderbread, and sell it to a wisconsinite

Not nearly enough cheese for a wisconsonian.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Did not care for this scene in Preacher at all

codo27
Apr 21, 2008


Still better than owning a car

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Wasabi the J posted:

It's the cuck chair cus it can't possibly seat you like a real chair can. They're only useful as a hamper.

Can't find the image but a meme that hit me real hard was something like:

Morning: move clothes from desk to bed
Night: move clothes from bed to desk

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

codo27 posted:

Still better than owning a car

literally this

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Feet-Loaf

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


The General posted:

Chef John owns so hard.

More like "Chef John? ... ownssohard!"

I want to like him, but I can't listen for long.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Azhais posted:

And a bonus spam wellington

I worked in this bar kitchen and we hired a new executive chef who threw some interesting ideas on the menu. One of them was a Beef Wellington, which was honestly kind of neat to learn how to make. Another thing was a thick-cut balogna sandwich, 'just like Mom used to make'; a cut of a baloney log maybe 2cm thick, pan-fried and garnished with ballpark mustard. It was basically just a different format hot dog. Anyway one day a couple of us were bored so we 'Wellington'd' a balogna sandwich. We could not finish it.

Similarly, I've also 'Monte Cristo'd' a burger with a 1lb beef patty, for a coworker who was a bouncer.

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more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Carlton Banks Teller posted:

More like "Chef John? ... ownssohard!"

I want to like him, but I can't listen for long.

A poster on these dead gay forums says that they are actual friend with Chef John irl and apparently he just talks like that

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