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Viginti Septem posted:

I'll be there :kiddo:

:same: who'd want to miss out on Christmas Ghost Samurai?? nobody that's who!






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Saoshyant

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After Christmas Karate Kid, I'm not really sure this Christmas Ghost Samurai can do the trick for me, but I'll be hoping for a surprise. A Christmas miracle if you will :v:



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Saoshyant posted:

After Christmas Karate Kid, I'm not really sure this Christmas Ghost Samurai can do the trick for me, but I'll be hoping for a surprise. A Christmas miracle if you will :v:

i'm quietly optimistic. the fact that the movie poster is a hurriedly executed painting, leads me to believe that this movie will be excellent. also - those fonts! wow just wow



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Heather Papps

hello friend


shorts have begun!



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmgVSW51Uvc


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Viginti Septem

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Gary?

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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Heather Papps

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i need to know if the girlfriend who got off to the samurai doing a murder and then became the samurai was a real person before she met ted and then succumbed to negative psychic energy, or if she was a whole cloth phantom created to seduce ted and get at shelly duval painter mom.



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Heather Papps

hello friend



he deserved better he was a good man



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Heather Papps

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also i have a theory - someone in the production had access to a suit of plundered armour, and allowed the film to use it, but was also really weird about HOW they could use it, which is why we don't see the samurai hit or be hit by anyone really.



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Heather Papps posted:

i need to know if the girlfriend who got off to the samurai doing a murder and then became the samurai was a real person before she met ted and then succumbed to negative psychic energy, or if she was a whole cloth phantom created to seduce ted and get at shelly duval painter mom.

well it's a moot point now because she got roasted by team rocket



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Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


I'll have you know that this movie made a bit more sense than Christmas Karate Kid. A tiny wee bit more.


"Director, I brought all those audio samples, let me know which ones you want to pick"
"It's all good, just throw them all in, we'll figure it out. You did bring some fat synth beats, gregorian chants, and opera recordings as I asked, right?"



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Dr. Honked

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it's obvious that bean flickin' ghost samurai girlfriend was a foreigner, because she didn't like hunting.



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it all makes sense when you think about it



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Heather Papps

hello friend


the stone soup philosophy of film making



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Heather Papps

hello friend



one and done, but when the film is this great why make any more?



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Is the H silent like in Herb?

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Saoshyant

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"Keep it up, little buddy"

Gonna see if I can keep a TV turned on in a room full of weirdoes who like watching weird movies on Christmas



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teen witch

imdb posted:

Director Fabrice-Ange Zaphiratos wasn't aware that this film was being shot in the 4:3 fullscreen ratio until fifteen days into the production of the movie.

Shot in eight weeks.

The mechanical monster on the blu-ray release cover (that does not appear in the actual film) is pulled directly from 1987's The Time Guardian (1987).


wiki posted:

Writer-director Fabrice-Ange Zaphiratos was under the influence of drugs during at least some of the writing process and the filming; he has stated that the film's title, Bloodbeat, is a reference to the accelerated heartbeat experienced while high

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Heather Papps posted:

i need to know if the girlfriend who got off to the samurai doing a murder and then became the samurai was a real person before she met ted and then succumbed to negative psychic energy, or if she was a whole cloth phantom created to seduce ted and get at shelly duval painter mom.

i cheated and read the wiki article, basically she's the reincarnation of a samurai warrior who murders people for reasons that i dont think were really explained, or i already forgot






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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

i cheated and read the wiki article, basically she's the reincarnation of a samurai warrior who murders people for reasons that i dont think were really explained, or i already forgot

it's clearly because glorious nippon



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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I cannot stress how these have all been hits one way or another. This is shaping up to be the best Christmas ever!

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Tonight! The holiday train rolls on, with a Hallmark Movies and Mysteries Christmas film that's so good it's sold in a 3-pack like underwear: it's 2015's Magic Stocking!



I don't recognize anybody from the cast and the synopsis is, in essence, kid finds magic sock. Oh boy!

4pm PST 7pm EST at https://cytu.be/r/BYOBmovies see you there!


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I got excited when you mentioned trains. Maybe excited about magic socks?






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Finally the all important Hallmark movies make an appearance in this holiest of months!



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Saoshyant posted:

Finally the all important Hallmark movies make an appearance in this holiest of months!

Hallmark Movies & Mysteries! We can be ampersand buddies!!!!


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Heather Papps

hello friend


CHER



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XFls51tLwY


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Saoshyant

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I liked the movie we watched, but that Cher Christmas special just before it started was absolutely *chef kiss*



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BoldFrankensteinMir


Saoshyant posted:

I liked the movie we watched, but that Cher Christmas special just before it started was absolutely *chef kiss*

I believe her costumes were by Bob Mackie who also dressed Angela Lansbury for Mrs Santa Claus! Maaaackie Christmas!


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Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

I believe her costumes were by Bob Mackie who also dressed Angela Lansbury for Mrs Santa Claus! Maaaackie Christmas!

Wow, is that for real? What a small world. I mean, I know Bob Mackie worked on a fuckload of things but still.



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BoldFrankensteinMir


I am having a hard time confirming it but I'd bet it's him, Mackie designed costumes for her for 50 years consistently


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Heather Papps

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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

I am having a hard time confirming it but I'd bet it's him, Mackie designed costumes for her for 50 years consistently

yeah this is one of the things i know about cher. there isn't a lot.

one of the things i know about cher is that her ex husband helped extend copywrite and is therefor one of the great monsters of history.



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Heather Papps posted:

one of the things i know about cher is that her ex husband helped extend copywrite and is therefor one of the great monsters of history.

Also true! But hey, now that we can launder copyrights through AI who knows what happens next in that war.

But it still bears mention: watch where you ski.


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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Also true! But hey, now that we can launder copyrights through AI who knows what happens next in that war.

woop https://www.cbr.com/ai-comic-deemed-ineligible-copyright-protection/



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Things are always exciting on the frontier huh?


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Heather Papps

hello friend


sure stuff is crazy but where's my lightsaber



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Heather Papps

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Heather Papps posted:

sure stuff is crazy but where's my lightsaber

i was promised a flying car in every garage and a lightsaber for every person with a hand to hold it. where is my lightsaber?!?



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An AI trained on interviews with Bob Mackie produces wildly original faux-nudity-dresses, but the risk of superhuman cattiness is possibly existential.


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