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i wonder if anybody has ever punched elon right in the throat e: good snipe
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This has to be a joke, right?
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Dec 18, 2022 01:31
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Buce posted:i wonder if anybody has ever punched elon right in the throat He got thrown down some stairs in high school for making fun of a kid whose father committed suicide. Elon’s own dad said that he deserved it. 
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Dec 18, 2022 01:32
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Just add "Back The" and it'd be at home on the bumper of any Ford F-150
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Dec 18, 2022 01:32
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This opens up an entirely new constellation of "I sleep in a race car bed" memes
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Dec 18, 2022 01:35
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confused posted:This has to be a joke, right? Why would it be? That image screams Elon Stood Behind The Photoshop Guy. It's the tacky faux retro Ready Player One cringe poo poo without the self awareness to make it work.
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Dec 18, 2022 01:36
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Always kind of funny and sad when people pose stuff like this as hypocritical. Yes I don't think Nazi's should be guaranteed access to social media platform's and yes I believe public data should be allowed. This isn't inconsistent.
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Dec 18, 2022 01:40
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Ups_rail posted:To ad to this. I was giving a "learning disability diagnosis" in the early 1990s. Then Aspergers got popular in the early to mid 2000. I see your a 2014 goon. But I assure you in the mid 2000 alot of annoying posters would self diagnosis Aspergers. It was Lowtax??!!
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Dec 18, 2022 01:41
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Absorbs Quickly posted:That's pretty much what FTX did with the FTT token to "prove" their liquid assets. Seems like it went great!
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Dec 18, 2022 01:42
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Ups_rail posted:To ad to this. I was giving a "learning disability diagnosis" in the early 1990s. Then Aspergers got popular in the early to mid 2000. I see your a 2014 goon. But I assure you in the mid 2000 alot of annoying posters would self diagnosis Aspergers. 
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Dec 18, 2022 01:42
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The Twitter Blue thing is from last year, the ad for it was a deliberate 80s throwback: https://twitter.com/TwitterBlue/status/1458110302793338892
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Dec 18, 2022 01:47
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“Make it more blue” “Look what I designed”
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Dec 18, 2022 01:49
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Teratrain posted:The Twitter Blue thing is from last year, the ad for it was a deliberate 80s throwback: That actually makes it more likely that it's going to happen. Elon probably really likes the design and doesn't get the joke-iness of it. And the work's already been done!
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Dec 18, 2022 01:50
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haha they got the actress who turned Hacks from a great show to a good show
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Dec 18, 2022 01:54
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Teratrain posted:The Twitter Blue thing is from last year, the ad for it was a deliberate 80s throwback: That ironic jokiness works great. In the 1990s. e: The commercial is kind of compelling. Nothing the commercial is advertising is compelling at all. Maybe undo tweet.
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Dec 18, 2022 02:00
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That logo looks like something for an 80s porno
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Dec 18, 2022 02:06
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/az_rww/status/1604008769397981185 But who can possibly understand what his true ideology could be? -- The newspaper of record
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Dec 18, 2022 02:12
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Automatic Slim posted:e: The commercial is kind of compelling. Nothing the commercial is advertising is compelling at all. Maybe undo tweet. Ya that's why Musk pivoted the marketing from "advanced features for power users" to "cheap monthly sub for a blue checkmark for racists and cryptobros"
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Dec 18, 2022 02:13
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priznat posted:That logo looks like something for an 80s porno It is: a billionaire loving himself.
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Teratrain posted:The Twitter Blue thing is from last year, the ad for it was a deliberate 80s throwback: thousands of employees got fired for this lol
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Dec 18, 2022 02:16
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Didn't know it was still the 80s
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Dec 18, 2022 02:28
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Teratrain posted:Ya that's why Musk pivoted the marketing from "advanced features for power users" to "cheap monthly sub for a blue checkmark for racists and cryptobros" And he’s still vastly overestimating that market segment because those people tend to lose interest the moment a new shiny thing comes along and there’s really not that many of them, no matter how loudly they claim to be the silent majority. He’s gonna have to keep adding more and more outlandish stuff he can never deliver on to keep the tiny bit of monthly income that Blue will give him. Really would be nice to have some big juicy advertisers right about now
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Dec 18, 2022 02:37
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Steadiman posted:And he’s still vastly overestimating that market segment because those people tend to lose interest the moment a new shiny thing comes along and there’s really not that many of them, no matter how loudly they claim to be the silent majority. He’s gonna have to keep adding more and more outlandish stuff he can never deliver on to keep the tiny bit of monthly income that Blue will give him. Really would be nice to have some big juicy advertisers right about now He should add “full self driving” as a feature. It’ll be just as true as it is on a Tesla. 
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Dec 18, 2022 02:39
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:He should add “full self driving” as a feature. V2.06 - Added a non woke AI tweet generator, now you don’t even have to tweet the n word yourself. The AI will tweet for you ($0.25 per tweet)
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Dec 18, 2022 02:51
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604280647937396736 Edit: Guze posted:Fauci doesn't have any power. He's just an (((advisor)))
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Dec 18, 2022 02:54
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Fauci doesn't have any power. He's just an advisor
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Dec 18, 2022 02:55
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Quick, we need to find the portal to the 90's and close it before worse graphic design gets through!
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Dec 18, 2022 02:55
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"So the FDA finally came out and said that Pfizer’s Covid shot causes blood clots?" Should I even ask?
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Dec 18, 2022 02:58
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what loving scheme would fauci even be trying to perpetrate in this scenario to give blood clots to three people?
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Dec 18, 2022 02:58
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This poo poo is so dangerous and irresponsible.
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Dec 18, 2022 03:01
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eating too much broccoli can cause blood clots I can guarantee that the blood clots statistic was in there before it went mass production, but "the benefit outweighed the risk" when everyone was dying left and right. And it still outweighs the risk. Doub that everyone I know and then some is catching covid this Christmas but not dying because they're all vaccinated, but it's still putting them down for a few days like a bad flu.
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Dec 18, 2022 03:04
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Ups_rail posted:To ad to this. I was giving a "learning disability diagnosis" in the early 1990s. Then Aspergers got popular in the early to mid 2000. I see your a 2014 goon. But I assure you in the mid 2000 alot of annoying posters would self diagnosis Aspergers. Just tell us the story of your weird high school anime murder cult
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Dec 18, 2022 03:10
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finally we will learn the source of the woke mind virus
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if I had to bet who was losing power first, elon or fauci, I think I'd have a safe bet
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The rare blood clot problem is a known issue for years. That's why in the beginning days of the vaccine distribution they ask people to sit around for 15 minutes to ensure they are safe before they are allowed to leave. The Twitter blue thing fits in really well with the analog horror demographic which means Elon may be killing that genre The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Dec 18, 2022 |
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Dec 18, 2022 03:14
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They tried to warn us, but we wouldn't listen! 
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Dec 18, 2022 03:14
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The dumbest thing about Musk banning or otherwise attempting to drive liberals off of Twitter is that it's also going to eventually drive off the chuds too. Literally the only reason chuds have ever used Twitter is that it's a place where they can attempt to "own the libs." To them, it's a sport. That's why Truth Social has zero appeal to them. There are no libs there to be owned.
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Dec 18, 2022 03:15
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I'm sure his remaining advertisers are going to love him going full-tilt "covid is a hoax/clot shot" bullshit. Definitely send those tweets to Apple and Amazon or whoever.
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Frank Frank posted:I'm sure his remaining advertisers are going to love him going full-tilt "covid is a hoax/clot shot" bullshit. Definitely send those tweets to Apple and Amazon or whoever. I’m sure Black Rifle Coffee can make up for Apple and Amazon.
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