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Sometimes if I'm with a bunch of close buddies and something cool happens I'll go around shaking everyone's hand and going "doctor? ... Doctor. Doctor, doctor?" I don't even know what it came from but it's funny to me.
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Mister Speaker posted:Sometimes if I'm with a bunch of close buddies and something cool happens I'll go around shaking everyone's hand and going "doctor? ... Doctor. Doctor, doctor?" I don't even know what it came from but it's funny to me. https://youtube.com/watch?v=hoe24aSvLtw
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 Turning airbags into claymores once again.
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Karma Comedian posted:The person she's quoting had an earlier tweet where she said her dog was named after something or other in the books After too much internet exposure, Rowling has developed that weird crank way of talking where every statement has multiple layers of assumptions and leaps of logic that make it impossible for normal people to follow
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HopperUK posted:She's picking on someone lovely here. Jessie's only fault is that Enterprise is her favourite Star Trek.
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TinTower posted:
At least this person is posting receipts from it, pics speak louder than words for safety stuff.
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Faustian Bargain posted:i agree. the only correct answer is voyager obviously You are a Bastard
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https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1604342973025513472?s=20&t=q2vfFRL_bmmHH1ioM7926g 
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1604342973025513472?s=20&t=q2vfFRL_bmmHH1ioM7926g already gone
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I'm surprised Musk hasn't tried to
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Croccers posted:I'm surprised Musk hasn't tried to That's in the works
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The Saddest Rhino posted:That's in the works Freedom phone 2.0
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RFC2324 posted:already gone It’s a fun guessing game these days trying to work out why.
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Angry Salami posted:J.K. Rowling invented owls, apparently. Rowling isn't saying she invented owls. She's saying "watch out, your side are so fanatical they'll probably cancel you for not being extreme enough! That's what you're like!" You see, they criticised her for being transphobic, so obviously their standards are unreasonable. She's not being particularly obtuse.
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They always do this! If you criticise them even a little bit, you're the worst person to ever exist.
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HopperUK posted:She's picking on someone lovely here. Jessie's only fault is that Enterprise is her favourite Star Trek. What the gently caress
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Tiggum posted:Rowling isn't saying she invented owls. She's saying "watch out, your side are so fanatical they'll probably cancel you for not being extreme enough! That's what you're like!" You see, they criticised her for being transphobic, so obviously their standards are unreasonable. They really really miss 2010s Tumblr
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They really really miss 2010s Tumblr remember at that time the funniest Rowling related stuff is "rock falls everyone dies" and not, whatever the gently caress this woman has turned into
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the richest woman in the world with the thinnest skin imaginable
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Mx. posted:the richest woman in the world with the thinnest skin imaginable we've yet to see Elon's Glinner arc to its conclusion
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Biplane posted:What the gently caress I know but she really is a lovely person. I suppose nobody's perfect.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Buck is the Ben Shapiro of Candice Owens. 
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Why should i stop tweeting, hes the one who sucks.
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Mx. posted:the richest woman in the world with the thinnest skin imaginable There's a surprising number of the elite that have just lost their mind on social media, rich people who could buy an island or pay someone to tweet for them but instead they're there squabbling with karen_from_cleveland_1972, trying to win arguments. I've even seen lesser figures but highly accomplished in their fields fall down this rabbit hole, profs and technologists getting into squalid flamewars about minutiae. There's a much shorter list of people who've acquitted themselves well on social media. Grady Brooch, Chuck Tingle.
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EL BROMANCE posted:It brings me no pleasure to post a bad Tom Green tweet. Tom Green's relevance was such a weird hiccup in the Matrix He reminds me of a more successful Maddox
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P sure the key to not getting twitter/internet poisoning is just dosage. If you go outside and interact with normal people as a normal person you will probably not be near as susceptible as someone who only interacts with yesmen and the only pushback you get is from twitter
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credburn posted:Tom Green's relevance was such a weird hiccup in the Matrix He got to marry Drew Barrymore somehow.
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RFC2324 posted:P sure the key to not getting twitter/internet poisoning is just dosage. If you go outside and interact with normal people as a normal person This sounds like one of those things where the cure is worse than the disease.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:https://twitter.com/RayMoffo/status...umber%3D34pti23 Getting performatively mad about missing PREGAME is wild. It's a thing you put on passively because you're not doing anything else before kickoff. I'd be thrilled if it was preempted by an ultra competitive final in anything! It could be darts or Magic: The Gathering and it would be more compelling than Howie Long telling me how the Packers could win today.
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Team A MIGHT beat Team B, what do you think, John?
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Henchman of Santa posted:Getting performatively mad about missing PREGAME is wild. It's a thing you put on passively because you're not doing anything else before kickoff. I'd be thrilled if it was preempted by an ultra competitive final in anything! It could be darts or Magic: The Gathering and it would be more compelling than Howie Long telling me how the Packers could win today. that would be super weird because the packers don’t play today 
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Rockman Reserve posted:that would be super weird because the packers don’t play today Also they suck so it wouldn't even be a discussion
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