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Just tested positive for the woke mind virus, hope I live to see the final result of the poll
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Dec 19, 2022 01:39
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I had kind of given up on Twitter dying before the end of the year, but this has rekindled my hope. 
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Dec 19, 2022 01:39
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I had kind of given up on Twitter dying before the end of the year, but this has rekindled my hope. and they were saying that the world cup wouldn't bring down elon's twitter
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Dec 19, 2022 01:40
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I just wanted to bbe a twitter owner...
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Dec 19, 2022 01:40
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Edwardly posted:
lmao Yes is absolutely the funniest answer because it will hurt his feelings even more
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Dec 19, 2022 01:40
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lol what if Elon steps down and the new CEO is.....Donald Trump!
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Dec 19, 2022 01:40
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Herstory Begins Now posted:if i am made twitter ceo my first order will be to have musk's tweeting hands broken my second order will be to find the biggest hugest goons in the world to follow him around and slap any twitter-capable device out of his hands if he even thinks about picking it up Thank but I have a job already and it requires almost zero walking
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Dec 19, 2022 01:41
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John Mirra posted:lol Elon has given up on being the savior of humanity and destroying the "woke mind virus" because people booed him at a comedy show People who paid to see a piece of poo poo booed him. That’s gotta sting
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Dec 19, 2022 01:41
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This doesn't count as a Lowtax speedrun because his spine is still functioning, though.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:41
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Herstory Begins Now posted:if i am made twitter ceo my first order will be to have musk's tweeting hands broken my second order will be to find the biggest hugest goons in the world to follow him around and slap any twitter-capable device out of his hands if he even thinks about picking it up secretly have him shadow banned so his tweets go into the void and an AI generates auto-replies and likes. it's on an entirely separate domain Piss_Boy.twitter.com
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Dec 19, 2022 01:41
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Endorph posted:i mean the shareholders got a giant payday without any consequences, forcing elon to buy was a smart move on the part of everyone involved in terms of financials
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Dec 19, 2022 01:41
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Mokotow posted:Thank but I have a job already and it requires almost zero walking how would you like to get paid to sit on and physically immobilize elon musk
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Dec 19, 2022 01:41
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I currently feel more financially secure than Elon Musk LOL
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Dec 19, 2022 01:41
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Cthulu Carl posted:This doesn't count as a Lowtax speedrun because his spine is still functioning, though.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:42
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Cthulu Carl posted:This doesn't count as a Lowtax speedrun because his spine is still functioning, though. Did you see his responses to Stephen King?
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Dec 19, 2022 01:42
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Voted NO, the net present value of lols is highest with Elon at the helm
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Dec 19, 2022 01:43
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Azhais posted:He points out that it's not just an EU problem too Interesting strategy for a $44b company to fire their legal guy and use some kind of Cunninghams Law to crowdsource legal advice but this is why I'm not a billionaire I guess.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:43
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Can he write the whole 44b off as an investment loss and never pay tax again? (Not that he probably pays any anyway(?))
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Dec 19, 2022 01:44
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why does anyone here want musk to step down what is happening?
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Dec 19, 2022 01:44
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Oh God more twitter files and it's more pointless bs that nobody cares about. Summary: Roth, the monster he is, conferred with the cabal of Twitter C-suites. Dastardly. And then they told the FBI to bugger off because they can do that because the FBI isn't calling the shots. What a worthless waste of time Elon's dumps are.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:45
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maybe the poll was supposed to be part of his bargaining because the rumour is the saudi investors said "step down or [get shot] we pull out" so he put up his poll to go SEE, SEE THYE LOVE ME
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Dec 19, 2022 01:46
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I guess elon is on the slump of his drug binge. it should probably be pointed out that he just watched messi, probably the best football player ever, get worshipped like a hero at the world cup. It's watched by literally a billion people so maybe narcissist elon got a reality flash of how insignificant twitter is and that no one likes him.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:46
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Edwardly posted:
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thin blue whine posted:why does anyone here want musk to step down what is happening? Because we are watching one of the richest dudes in the world getting absolutely bodied on a site he bought
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Dec 19, 2022 01:47
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voted yes because it's equivilent to one boo. Everyone boo this man.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:48
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theghostpt posted:https://twitter.com/TheQuartering/status/1604630363795513345 TheQuartering's gimmick is to release 200 videos a day, on any and every topic, and starting each one with 'Well I don't personally care about X here, X can do whatever they like', then pivot into full CHUD 'X is not right wing enough and here is why'. Must be dead jealous Miles has Elon's ear and not him.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:48
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Splicer posted:Only in the literal sense. CharlestheHammer posted:Did you see his responses to Stephen King? Yeah, I mean the actual backbone, not the metaphorical backbone. Elon needs to delete a few vertebrae if he want's this to count.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:49
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Man, I knew there was a reason my account was unbanned.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:49
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thin blue whine posted:why does anyone here want musk to step down what is happening? The world's former richest man just put up an online poll asking, "Should I get slapped in the face?" Since no one is expecting him to actually do it in a meaningful way, vote yes to hit him in the ego.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:50
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Dacap posted:https://twitter.com/iamraisini/status/1604619857257025537?s=20&t=trSDviL-RE9MTxeFs4nkeQ No wonder he’s so concerned with assassination.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:50
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hemale in pain posted:I guess elon is on the slump of his drug binge. it should probably be pointed out that he just watched messi, probably the best football player ever, get worshipped like a hero at the world cup. It's watched by literally a billion people so maybe narcissist elon got a reality flash of how insignificant twitter is and that no one likes him. He was scared and left his coke on ElonJet while he watched world cup and the resulting come down is going to destroy Twitter completely
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Dec 19, 2022 01:50
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Edwardly posted:Oh God more twitter files and it's more pointless bs that nobody cares about. Petition to rename #TwitterFiles to #ElonsDumps
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Dec 19, 2022 01:51
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What’s the poll at currently? Can’t see without an account
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Dec 19, 2022 01:51
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theghostpt posted:https://twitter.com/TheQuartering/status/1604630363795513345 this guy got knocked the gently caress out at a restaurant for even showing up in the city where a convention he was banned from took place he's also a raging alcoholic that pisses himself in the basement instead of going up the stairs and he's only half as pathetic as elon
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Dec 19, 2022 01:52
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Imagine being one of the wealthiest people in the world and refusing to pay people infinitely smarter than you to clean this up and mitigate the damage... all because your mom said you're a genius lmao
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Dec 19, 2022 01:52
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Edwardly posted:
He's so loving mad. Newsflash rear end in a top hat, nobody told you to spend $44 billion on a company that never turned a profit. You did it for the LULZ as a 51 year old man with 28 kids.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:52
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Apparently Tesla stock broke through the 150$ floor at the end of friday and is at 149$. When trading resumes tomorrow the stock that all of Elons wealth and loans are tied to is going to plummet. That's why he's trying to get investors and is doing the poll.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:53
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Frank Frank posted:What’s the poll at currently? Can’t see without an account yes 57, no 42. yes is definitely gonna win.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:53
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Endorph posted:yes 57, no 42. yes is definitely gonna win. And that's with all the bots voting no. Imagine how lopsided it would be without the bots vote.
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Cthulu Carl posted:This doesn't count as a Lowtax speedrun because his spine is still functioning, though. Can't break what you never had
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