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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Captain Hygiene posted:

A slightly different use of hydro jetting just popped up on my feed:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1604472820095979521

Watch those fingats!

Bosnianbill feeling vindicated that a masterlock was opened with just some water

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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Captain Hygiene posted:

A slightly different use of hydro jetting just popped up on my feed:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1604472820095979521

Watch those fingats!

A nice click on one... two is binding...

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Captain Hygiene posted:

A slightly different use of hydro jetting just popped up on my feed:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1604472820095979521

Watch those fingats!

Lock-Picking Lawyer just not even trying anymore.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Xaniken/status/1604271044172419075?t=Qc-QzCXwsPmqbbA1vmYzhQ&s=19

Vakal
May 11, 2008
That cat knows exactly what it is doing.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You get bushing bombs! This is the right thread!

One weird trick to turn bushings into razors bullets (razor at 2m10s if it don't take you there)

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


There’s something very pornographic about this

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


ruddiger posted:

There’s something very pornographic about this

:stare:
It might be time or you to log off for a while.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Maybe they're just really good at reading blurry sideways text from a composed video, you don't know what's in there

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I pull out my tool, the sides of it flashing brightly at 69 Hz. "Was it good for you?"

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
I watched thar book for about a minute waiting for something to happen before I realized its a 10 second loop

Guineapig
Sep 8, 2005

Louder is not Better

wiegieman posted:

Here's a Hyrdo truck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adiYkRxbKZ0

Everyone is going to it now, it makes hand dig look stupid.

Now I know what to ask for this Christmas.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

old bean factory posted:

I pull out my tool, the sides of it flashing brightly at 69 Hz. "Was it good for you?"

Flashback to a mediocre cyberpunk novel where the author thought a woman with chameleon skin implants so she could rapidly flash different colors and patterns was the sexiest thing ever.

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

Tunicate posted:

Flashback to a mediocre cyberpunk novel where the author thought a woman with chameleon skin implants so she could rapidly flash different colors and patterns was the sexiest thing ever.

Was the author a cuttlefish?

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

I guess it’s not technically a pinch point but that’s still what I screamed at him

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/RSK8kCl.mp4

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
What do you call a forklift that is content with paint (?) and doesn't need human blood?

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Uthor posted:

What do you call a forklift that is content with paint (?) and doesn't need human blood?

An artist.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

wiegieman posted:

The limit would be how much head they can lift, but you can lift a lot of head with modern pumps. Code for underground primary is 4 ft deep -- 15 feet is really deep, at that point you're talking major equipment anyway. For distribution utilities they're perfect.

In the particular case I mentioned, they were looking for a fairly large water main, and the girl from the city said it was about 17 feet deep because..........??
So they just sucked the poo poo out and I filled the hole with a well. It was pretty sweet I didn't even have to sample or anything!!

Sockington posted:

Also it comes to the material disposal as well, as I’ve been told by various operators.

The dry removal can be re-used but the truck with a wet-slurry is dumping that somewhere and then buying a load of fill as required once whatever is repaired.
Typically on my jobs its up to me to fill the poo poo back in afterwards. Some times the holes can be huge. I was working at some chemical plants down in your neck of the woods, (S- Town) about 15 or so years ago and for whatever reason Dow, or Nova, or whoever it was wouldn't let us drill at all. So the holes were sucked out which was great. They were between 10-15 feet deep and while they were like 12 ish inches in diameter at surface, due to the conditions underneath they were uhhhhhhh quite large in certain spots. We dropped pipe down the hole and I knelt down beside the hole while my helper and a couple other people started tossing bags of sand at me. I cut them shits open and let the sand fly. Occasionally a bag would slide past me and the whole unopened bag would just go right down the hole. Didn't matter, we were dumping sand in these holes by the skid. 40-60 bags of sand at 50 pounds each!


StormDrain posted:

Hydro jetting rules and the main application in my industry is finding underground utilities and getting a confirmed location so we can dig everything else with the big equipment safely. The biggest jobs in my area only usually require removing a few holes worth at a time, the equivalent of a posthole. If I was working in an older city downtown I'm sure that number would go up.

My main interaction with those machines is getting $2,000 invoices for a couple of hours of work every few days. But it beats a career ending rip of fiber optic serving a hospital.
I was in downtown Toronto one time and the consultant wanted to find a water line before we drilled. We found several. In places where they weren't expected to be found.

Scariest time was down at an old GM plant in Windsor (ont) they sucked out the hole to find a gas line. It was the biggest gas line I've ever seen that wasn't an actual "pipeline", and there was a big rear end boulder hanging precariously over top of said gas line and every time I hit the hammer on my machine to drive my samplers in to the ground, I could see a whole lot of soil falling from around where this boulder was sitting.....
It probably would have been fine, but it was still a bit unnerving.

You're right though, vac trucks charge stupid fuckin money for the smallest poo poo too.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Captain Hygiene posted:

Watch those fingats!

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7176527678952967466


https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7177542145316818219

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

old bean factory posted:

I pull out my tool, the sides of it flashing brightly at 69 Hz. "Was it good for you?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8Ifaeff0mA

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



God that movie is fantastic.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Uthor posted:

What do you call a forklift that is content with paint (?) and doesn't need human blood?

Trick question, it's not a forklift at all.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

This machine looks like it's controlled by an angry cyborg badger head.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/wrtv/status/1596154066522017794

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'm not sure a parachute deployment technically counts as a landing in the logbook

Messadiah
Jan 12, 2001

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm not sure a parachute deployment technically counts as a landing in the logbook

If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



Can't park there mate.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Thanks for taking a video of the parking lot pavement and your car door as a plane is coming down. That's great content 💯

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Easy mode but this is terrifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK9wYzIEk_g

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/9drefY5.mp4

Makes me appreciate the boring computer toucher job

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
They're dropping him off to push updates to the servers.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

They're dropping him off to push updates to the servers.

Maybe he just needs to turn it off and then on again?


https://i.imgur.com/Caml1CH.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mobby_6kl posted:

Maybe he just needs to turn it off and then on again?


https://i.imgur.com/Caml1CH.mp4

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

To be fair he decided NOT to send it on because it was too dangerous.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

They're dropping him off to push updates to the servers.

Hackers (1995)

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Don't go in the emergency room for at least 30-40 minutes. Grandpa just dropped a bomb.

quote:

Var: Sainte Musse hospital, in #Toulon, was partly evacuated this weekend after an 88-year-old man presented himself with a First World War shell stuck in his anus. A demining team intervened to ensure that he was unarmed (Var-Matin).


https://twitter.com/InfosFrancaises/status/1604923706031177738?t=fotHFtkseMDbK9GXPmsThQ&s=19

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Flared base, otherwise it might have been dangerous

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

namlosh posted:

Flared base, otherwise it might have been dangerous

That’s a rimmed base.

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

MrYenko posted:

That’s a rimmed base.

Well, it is now

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