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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Spanish players really don't understand anything but possession

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It’s a great salty comment and I hope we keep getting these. They sustain me.

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Rodri channeling Pep harder than Pep himself these days

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Literally amazing

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao, especially because if Morocco had a competent striker they could've won like 3-0

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
:qq:

Hope someone asked him about their wet fart penalties

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
https://imgur.com/gallery/3tP7Jtu

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Maybe he was a boyhood Rangers fan

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


wrong thread this was some good poo poo imo

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmKDOWfpnH2/

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Got heartburn just looking at that thanks op

larkko
Oct 4, 2008

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1604536730148896768

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

Lol

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!




:d2a:

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Jfc

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1604539908487581702

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

No trial

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

genocide all zoomers

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Bury them under the stadium

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Bury them under the stadium

no room

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Imho that’s fine and cool if you’re a neutral!!

Why the hell wouldn’t you want to see those guys play??? They kick rear end!

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Imho that’s fine and cool if you’re a neutral!!

Why the hell wouldn’t you want to see those guys play??? They kick rear end!

FYI there's a oval office hair between this post and a sixer lol

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

FYI there's a oval office hair between this post and a sixer lol

Fair enough but imagine you’re just some normal dude not from Argentina or France and you get to see Messi and Mbappe at the World Cup!!! Hell yes!!! Football owns.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
The jerseys are split in half but the names are way off centre

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Fair enough but imagine you’re just some normal dude not from Argentina or France and you get to see Messi and Mbappe at the World Cup!!! Hell yes!!! Football owns.

You can do that without wearing a split loving kit op!!

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Marge Simpson wearing a half and half shirt rooting for all the players to have a good time

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/theredmentv/status/1604503430285910018

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The start of this article...

quote:

Why Lionel Messi is the best male athlete of all time
Dec 16, 2022

Ryan O'Hanlon

Last week, scientists studying fusion power at the National Ignition Facility of the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California announced they'd finally made a breakthrough. Using magnets and lasers -- and I'm vastly oversimplifying here -- the NIF researchers were able to create hydrogen fusion with an energy gain for the first time ever.

In the past, they'd been able to successfully combine hydrogen atoms, but the energy needed to do so always exceeded the energy released from the fusion itself. While the gain was still minor, if the process can ever be made more efficient, it would provide a hyper-powerful, clean and renewable alternative to fossil fuels.

I wonder, though, if any of the scientists have ever tried converting all of the power put into another seemingly renewable and insatiable energy resource: The debate on the Internet about whether Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo is better at soccer.

While it used to be an actual rivalry on the field when Messi was with Barcelona and Ronaldo was with Real Madrid, they've played against each other just twice over the past four years. And yet, every day, two armies of anonymous avatars go to battle on social media, posting in the comments of tweets and Instagram posts about the other player, making the same jokes, and replacing the first letter of the other player's name with a "P." (This is penalty kick humor.) Every bit of Messi's success diminishes Ronaldo, and everything Ronaldo does must verify that he did it better than Messi.

In my experience of occasionally being attacked by these people across various platforms, Ronaldo's fans seem to value a kind of alpha-male bullying dominance that finds virtue in making other people feel bad, while the worst Messi supporters view him as a kind of god-on-earth who has only ever criticized by unworthy heretics. It's completely toxic and unfortunate, and it says a lot of not-so-great things about how happy people are across the world and how social media plays up and exploits our worst instincts as people

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Pionel Pissi Pisstiano Poonaldo

quote:

… It's completely toxic and unfortunate, and it says a lot …

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
From Richard Keys' blog this week...



More Partridge than Partridge.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Mickolution posted:

From Richard Keys' blog this week...



More Partridge than Partridge.

I'm the journalist who uses "too" instead of "to"

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/laligafrauds/status/1604981774362238976

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




King of False Promises posted:

I'm the journalist who uses "too" instead of "to"

Keys is not a loving journalist

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Journalist, broadcaster, author, storyteller, he could (and will) go on

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009



Thanks mark.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


it was part of a broader point about how west ham have like 8 prem clubs they can’t ever hope to compete with financially, the headline makes it look way stupider

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_3Vr7MCuqQ

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

there's no "general" thread so I will just ask here: Why is this forum called The Ray Parlour? I know he was a player but thats it. Perhaps a name that makes more sense would bring in more posters?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

blue squares posted:

there's no "general" thread so I will just ask here: Why is this forum called The Ray Parlour? I know he was a player but thats it. Perhaps a name that makes more sense would bring in more posters?

The name makes perfect sense, what are you on about?

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


a parlour is a room for talking, much like an internet forum is. it is a pun or play on words, you see

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