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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
eating so much recalled spinach they call me popeye

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Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Lolie posted:

More spinach products to throw out. Use by dates 17-23 December.

Coles Baby Spinach 60g
Coles Lettuce Spinach 120g
Coles Salad Family Baby Spinach 280g
Coles Chef Blend Tender Leaf Blend 150g
Coles Australian Salad Family Baby Leaf Blend 300g
Coles Kitchen Green Goddess Salad 300g
Coles Kitchen Roast Pumpkin Fetta & Walnut Salad 265g
Coles Kitchen Chicken BLT Salad Bowl 240g
Coles Kitchen Smokey Mexican Salad 280g
Coles Kitchen Salads Green Goddess Salad 250g
Coles Kitchens Egg And Spinach Pots 100g

lol

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

can i read the trip reports on erowid yet?

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
As my partner said this morning she’s real glad we’ve been growing and eating our own spinach and lettuce

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

spaceblancmange posted:

Sometimes it is just easier to put on a screen and not sync things up with a radio stream

Kim is pretty bad but I get the same vibes from Jim Maxwell these days. At least Chappelli isn't there anymore to create a boomer black hole

I don't mind Jim Maxwell but it might be the comfort of familiarity. I didn't even mind chappelli cos I could at least laugh at him getting the shits whenever someone tries a reverse sweep. Hughes is just so far out of his depth I almost feel bad for him. It's a bit like his test captaincy actually.

How good is test cricket tho.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I had a 'few beers' with a mate I hadn't seen in a few years. HA!

A few bottles of Makers Mark later at a few bars..... Some little eshay rat parked his bike across from the bar and I ran over and stole the oval office and hid it behind the front bar of the pub

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I too am recalling spinach (seeing the eye of Gaia on my deathbed as I OD on Costco bad salad)

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

eating so much recalled spinach they call me popeye

More like poopeye

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
When spinach actually is psychoactive

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Great , now I'm just imagining different celebrity chefs performing cunnulingus

*Gorden Ramsey smiles and puts down a napkin*
"That was absolutely delightful, I could eat that for hours"

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I tried to think of a funny one but all i got was Nigella and well you know how that went

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
You wiping your brow and muttering under your breath while searching for some paper towel

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
The judges on iron chef would be funny aswell

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Jamie Oliver trying to convince you not to jerk off by giving you a home made handjob

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Aristos coming up to you in woolies

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Don't even get started on the Swedish Chef

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Caesar Saladin posted:

Jamie Oliver trying to convince you not to jerk off by giving you a home made handjob

"People these days just don't know the value and hard work that goes into a rustic style wristy , tonight I'm going to prove it's still worthwhile......also, I'm a massive elitist oval office"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Caesar Saladin posted:

I tried to think of a funny one but all i got was Nigella and well you know how that went

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJA-l925ZvQ

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Huey says it could do with more cream

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Huey says it could do with more cream

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Aristos coming up to you in woolies

I'm Gunna make you and your wife cum using only what's in your trolley

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


:vegemite:

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Between the bottleshop and mowing lawns im doin real good for free Christmas piss

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

spaceblancmange posted:

can i read the trip reports on erowid yet?

https://erowid.org/experiences/exp.cgi?S=15&C=1

Treading the Waters of Surreality posted:

Afterthought: I absolutely love altering my conscious, no matter how (Drugs, pain, meditation, or even things like removing my sight for a day). However, this drug is certainly not something I would seek out if I were looking for a good time. Although I wouldn’t call this a negative or a positive experience, I believe that an overwhelming majority of people should avoid it. Just because it grows like a weed doesn’t mean you should treat it like one. Some people say that each plant has a spirit associated with it. If marijuana’s spirit is a laid-back, spacey woman, Datura’s is a cunning and tricky sorceress. Even after years of Salvia experience, I believe Datura is fathoms more powerful, simply due to how permanently it can rip you from reality.
Really funny how many people are supposedly (according to news stories) trying to trip from this, there's a reason why your local psychedelics dealer isn't offering this poo poo

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

PancakeTransmission posted:

Really funny how many people are supposedly (according to news stories) trying to trip from this, there's a reason why your local psychedelics dealer isn't offering this poo poo

It's like people in TCC asking where they can get a given RC when someone posts a warning about it.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

PancakeTransmission posted:

Some people say that each plant has a spirit associated with it. If marijuana’s spirit is a laid-back, spacey woman, Datura’s is a cunning and tricky sorceress

They definitely shouldn't have said this because that just makes me want to engage with it and maybe either join it or defeat it.

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop
Someone reading about irukandji: gently caress yeah, gotta have me some of that "impending doom"

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

PancakeTransmission posted:

Someone reading about irukandji: gently caress yeah, gotta have me some of that "impending doom"

lol

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Cycled 55 km today

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Between the bottleshop and mowing lawns im doin real good for free Christmas piss

The streak has been broken and we just got a reusable bag full of carlton mid cans

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

PancakeTransmission posted:

Someone reading about irukandji: gently caress yeah, gotta have me some of that "impending doom"

I got The Fear real bad when I had Malaria before I ever became physically ill. 0/10 dont recommend.

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.
Driving through Carrum Downs today and saw a meth head furiously masturbating while being chased by 2 cops. Looked like he was pretty close to shooting one off at them.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

PancakeTransmission posted:

Someone reading about irukandji: gently caress yeah, gotta have me some of that "impending doom"

Apparently one of the drugs used for cardioversion induces that feeling.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Christmas is just about all organised. Just need to get some gift bags, print off some gift vouchers, and grab a couple of groceries.

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!

Beardcrumb posted:

Driving through Carrum Downs today and saw a meth head furiously masturbating while being chased by 2 cops. Looked like he was pretty close to shooting one off at them.

Classic carrum downs.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Slam down a Solo

Into your urethra

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

PancakeTransmission posted:

Someone reading about irukandji: gently caress yeah, gotta have me some of that "impending doom"

There's a little bit of Slaanesh in all of us

incidentally:

https://twitter.com/tamsinroses/status/1604590183609159680

Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Dec 19, 2022

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
We have some of the highest rates of drug use per capita in the world

I'm not at all surprised

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Australian teenagers in the best shape of their life after eating pop-eye amounts of spinach to get an unpleasant hallucinogenic experience (and not finding it)

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

'straya

People are going to be licking cane toads next.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Dec 19, 2022

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