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https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1604661892840009729 Little callback lol: The crazed antifa assassin, that meticulously extrapolated the car's exact position from where Elon's plane landed a day earlier, was actually a Grimes stalker. To everyone's complete surprise it had zero to do with @ElonJet quote:The car’s renter, Brandon Collado, confirmed in interviews with The Post that he was the person shown in the video. He also provided The Post with videos he shot of Musk’s security guard that matched the one Musk had posted to Twitter.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1604661892840009729 Lol
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Sensenmann posted:He's above my house. Why are the RPGs in the wash on a day like this?
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Dec 19, 2022 14:48
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1604661892840009729 If you think about it, Elon's video gave away the exact location (like, the Bellingcat discord immediately geolocated it lol), so people who weren't already stalking her now pretty much know the area Grimes lives in it's not just a lie he made up for no reason, it actively harms the people he claims to be so desperate to protect
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CEO of Twitter should be chosen like FYAD Idiot King was many years ago. Tweet a number, closest to the correct number becomes CEO for a week, 2nd closest gets banned.
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Dec 19, 2022 14:52
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keep punching joe posted:Is that the only shirt he has? yes and that is the most relatable thing about him imo
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eke out posted:If you think about it, Elon's video gave away the exact location (like, the Bellingcat discord immediately geolocated it lol), so people who weren't already stalking her now pretty much know the area Grimes lives in lol he doesn't give a poo poo about his kids or ex. He just wants to win arguments on the internet.
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The video likely came to him via WhatsApp or whatever private channels and he just tweeted it out to own the people for laughing at him for banning the Elon jet account. I genuinely didn't expect it to be a real incident which means he just did stalker victim stolen valour. Lol what a fuckhead
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eke out posted:If you think about it, Elon's video gave away the exact location (like, the Bellingcat discord immediately geolocated it lol), so people who weren't already stalking her now pretty much know the area Grimes lives in There's a bellingcat discord? Link pls?
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drat it sucks to be a high profile woman lol, all this poo poo musk is doing and it turns out it's actually her being stalked by the classic "she's sending me cryptic messages" style of stalker
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god please help me posted:There's a bellingcat discord? Link pls? lol
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The fact that this entire meltdown basically got started by an UberEats driver who thought Grimes was talking to him through Instagram is incredible.The Saddest Rhino posted:The video likely came to him via WhatsApp or whatever private channels and he just tweeted it out to own the people for laughing at him for banning the Elon jet account. I genuinely didn't expect it to be a real incident which means he just did stalker victim stolen valour. Lol what a fuckhead
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gently caress off, regarde aduck, ty 
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Steadiman posted:The fact that this entire meltdown basically got started by an UberEats driver who thought Grimes was talking to him through Instagram is incredible. Yeah when you see your children as props with +1 charisma that happens
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Looks like the planes landing for refueling around London. Come on coward, post.
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Maybe he's asleep in a post-binge crash.
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Jet TV is live, we got storms here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30VCchxfVxY
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AARD VARKMAN posted:drat it sucks to be a high profile woman lol, all this poo poo musk is doing and it turns out it's actually her being stalked by the classic "she's sending me cryptic messages" style of stalker Very reminiscent of that Bjork stalker that Lowtaxed his brains out after sending her a bomb. Creepers love weird artsy chicks
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Lmao that must be another blow to his ego that's gonna send him reeling for a month or two: " Who the gently caress are you, you human blobfish looking loser, these are supposed to be Grimes' assassination coordinates!"
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I bet he’s gonna try and spitefully buy stuff he perceives libruls like and shut it down. Starting with Facebook 
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I bet he's not on it, he's in some basement in Qatar and they sent back a lookalike Ah, you mean one of these? 
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Oh poo poo I just figured out his inevitable “out”. “I got hacked!” *insert Navy CIS hack scene here*
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BigglesSWE posted:I bet he’s gonna try and spitefully buy stuff he perceives libruls like and shut it down. That's the funny thing, despite being being nominally the second richest man on earth, he's now effectively broke as far as his ability to muster the money to buy anything because of his decision to become the laughing stock of the internet. He keeps joking about buying Coke and god knows what because it would be "an epic troll", and it's like, mother fucker, you can't afford to buy poo poo.
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* grabbing would-be assassin by lapels * 'You've got to help me! The Saudis are back, and they're extremely mad!'
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BigglesSWE posted:Oh poo poo I just figured out his inevitable “out”. I'm gonna go with "a liberal botnet did it"
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:https://muskjet.live/ He definitely has wifi on his jet. He's just sulking. And maybe a bit afraid. Oh wouldn't that be delicious.
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lol https://www.fastcompany.com/90826940/tesla-stock-rises-as-twitter-users-vote-elon-musk-off-the-island quote:Tesla stock rises as Twitter users vote Elon Musk off the island
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Chief McHeath posted:lol Lol at the collective "Eh??" from shareholders manifesting as a bump in stock prices
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Chief McHeath posted:lol Cus yeah now he can bring that same energy and clear-headed businessery and absolutely A+ decision making back to Tesla ? 
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What other stupid spur of the moment poo poo can he whip up before Christmas? Renaming Twitter to Ligma? Move the HQ to Pyongyang based on a poll result? Ban all accounts that include the letter E?
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As Omnissiah Elon decreed Twitter will be the everything app, all links will now be a bannable offense no matter where they go. Posting your next Twitch/YouTube stream, banned Linking to your Mima's family recipe, banned. Booking a flight/hotel, banned Looking up time.is, banned Weather forecast, banned
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AARD VARKMAN posted:drat it sucks to be a high profile woman lol, all this poo poo musk is doing and it turns out it's actually her being stalked by the classic "she's sending me cryptic messages" style of stalker Musk also used the stalker of his ex to pull attention to himself. And it wasn't to protect her, but just to stop people tracking his jet. He doesn't give a poo poo about Grimes and just wants all the attention for himself. Like how he lied about his baby dying in his arms. Guy wants everything to be about him and will use the tragedies that happen to other people to make it about him.
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A farting mink posted:I bet Elon's jet is fancy as gently caress but also really old. It has a vibrating bed and loads of other silly poo poo that would have impressed Dontrel Turnip back in the 90s. He must have a waifu pillow.
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BigglesSWE posted:What other stupid spur of the moment poo poo can he whip up before Christmas? Renaming Twitter to Ligma? Move the HQ to Pyongyang based on a poll result? Ban all accounts that include the letter E? Literally turning off Twitter until next year.
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What's the most lol out of the Tesla stock poo poo to me is that these loving morons are watching a loving moron run a tech company into the ground and are saying "Yeah, quit it and get back to running my company!" like he isn't also running loving Tesla into the ground. Jesus, it's like watching a pilot ram his private jet nose-down into the runway and then screaming "quit loving around and get back to flying my 747!" Edit: Goddamn this makes me actually angry to see how many rich people are so stupid and that this meritocracy crap is not only a joke, but we're doing the literal exact opposite of it. funeral home DJ fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Dec 19, 2022 |
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Quixotic1 posted:As Omnissiah Elon decreed Twitter will be the everything app, all links will now be a bannable offense no matter where they go. This is how the Butlerian Jihad starts.
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