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Luton is the most aggressively English town we have.
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The booze ban was only for plebs. Nothing stopped the people in private boxes drinking.
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Elon is the most divorced man in history. Milhouse's dad has nothing on this man.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:All I know about Luton airport is that it got blown up in a Monty Python sketch. Cross your fingers. "At this point, even the police began to take notice." 
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So I happened to look at the open roles on Twitter’s hiring page. There are 22 very specific roles, but all followed with “(Future Opportunities)” and this in the role description: “Please note: this job posting is not for immediate hire but rather an opportunity to submit an application for future consideration.” I can sort of get this for the type of skills that are always in demand (e.g. software engineers) but not some of the other roles they have up (payroll analysts). What’s going on here?
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Dec 19, 2022 15:52
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Shaking lemur butt posted:Ah, you mean one of these? idgi why would they replace Musk with a Ted Cruz lookalike?
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Elon banme post when??
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Flight staff gently wakes Elon. Elon: what time is it? where am I? Flight staff: It's 3pm, we just landed north of London. You've been asleep for 14 hours. Elon: it looks like poo poo Flight staff: Well, it's England Elon: what's happened, the last thing I remember is walking in with a sink?
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Dec 19, 2022 15:53
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Musk going radio silent after losing the poll is actually the funniest outcome. Twitter broke that idiot
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Halisnacks posted:So I happened to look at the open roles on Twitter’s hiring page. There are 22 very specific roles, but all followed with “(Future Opportunities)” and this in the role description: Well you see, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtbWEg4rf8&t=20s
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Sydney Bottocks posted:"At this point, even the police began to take notice." Haha this reminded me of that sketch, I couldn’t place it until now. Good line.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:56
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Straight run down the M25 innit
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CharlestheHammer posted:Musk going radio silent after losing the poll is actually the funniest outcome. Hes not crying your crying
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So Elon is going to claim bots or some other poo poo when the poll ends, right?
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Dec 19, 2022 15:57
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Imagine getting thrown out on your rear end from your own website by your own website Just amazing levels of petard hoisting
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Dec 19, 2022 15:58
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:So Elon is going to claim bots or some other poo poo when the poll ends, right? Yes
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Thank gently caress billionaires aren’t equipped with nuclear warheads…yet.
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:So Elon is going to claim bots or some other poo poo when the poll ends, right? But he stopped the bots!
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Dec 19, 2022 15:59
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:So Elon is going to claim bots or some other poo poo when the poll ends, right? The poll has been closed for hours now. 57-43 was the final result. What hilariously dumb things he'll do with that information remains to be seen.
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:So Elon is going to claim bots or some other poo poo when the poll ends, right? The poll ended. He's not reacted yet.
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The silent clause demanded a 60% majority on either side so it’s void. Too bad libruls looks like I get to drink your tears yet again.
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George Rouncewell posted:His SA username is Waffle House hth Wait wait wait. The flight tracker assassin is SA poster Waffle House?
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goatface posted:The poll ended. He's not reacted yet. He's too busy moping while his mommy tells him he's a goodboy
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TulliusCicero posted:Imagine getting thrown out on your rear end from your own website by your own website For all the Lowtax speedrunning jokes, I'm not sure if Elon owns a real gun. ("Why isn't the Deux Ex: Human Revolution replica pistol working?!" 🤣)
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So did they already rescind the "no posting links to other social media sites" thing or did they just delete the tweet about it?
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Dec 19, 2022 16:07
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He's going to ban everyone that voted yes.
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Elon: "It was a joke poll, I swear"
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Dec 19, 2022 16:08
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Arrrthritis posted:He's going to ban everyone that voted yes. Well even a broken clocks right twice a day
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Dec 19, 2022 16:09
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Arrrthritis posted:He's going to ban everyone that voted yes. good, blast my balls elno
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Dec 19, 2022 16:09
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One more poll just to confirm what the people really want: * Yes: We want you to stay and be the handsomest CEO of Twitter * No: We don't want you to leave and no longer have such a handsome CEO of twitter 23.455.723 votes * 11 hours remaining
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Dec 19, 2022 16:12
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That would be a significant chunk of active users. Which would be hilarious.
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learnincurve posted:Jet TV is live, we got storms here. Man this guy loving LOVES planes, thank you for this
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Dec 19, 2022 16:13
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bad_fmr posted:Wait wait wait. The flight tracker assassin is SA poster Waffle House? Yes.
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Dec 19, 2022 16:16
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Konar posted:Man this guy loving LOVES planes, thank you for this Reminds of the guy that got caught loving a plane, he sexualized them and made love to them. I’m not one to kink shame but it’s a bit odd
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Dec 19, 2022 16:17
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ben shapino posted:Yes. Is this a joke?
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Dec 19, 2022 16:17
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Konar posted:Man this guy loving LOVES planes, thank you for this least toxic stream chat I've ever seen
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steinrokkan posted:Is this a joke? Totally unrelated question: Do jokes have to be funny?
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Soggy Muffin posted:Reminds of the guy that got caught loving a plane, he sexualized them and made love to them. I’m not one to kink shame but it’s a bit odd No it's not? Have you ever been up close with a plane? Very attractive vessels
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Dec 19, 2022 16:22
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learnincurve posted:Jet TV is live, we got storms here. needs its own thread imo
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goatface posted:The poll ended. He's not reacted yet. Weird that he's actually shut the gently caress up about something for a few hours. Is he contemplating his next move on how to own the libs and traitorous mainstream media? 
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